🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tracey Townley]

Incredible work to be enough of a retard to get a nearly 500 page halal thread in only 3 months. There's cows that have had threads for years that haven't gotten close to this.

its like a speedrun

 

[Tablet County]

What will happen is that he'll lose way more credibility than I do!

You don't have credibility to lose. You can't make somebody less credible when you don't have credibility yourself.

You know, Streissand Effect and all! Censor me, and my word becomes stronger. You are bad at this, Tablet.

You are a fascinating case study Señor Castañeda.
Your words have zero weight to them. Answer this math question: what do you get when you multiply 0 by 50?
Also what's your IQ?

Because what I am making is a metaphorical nuke.

I'll believe it when I see it.

I don't. I just love gore. The renditions are unnerving or uncanny at best. Gore is the very last artistic thing that hasn't been censored by the ideologies YOUR COUNTRY normalized, after all!

>I LOVE gore
>posts the tamest shit ever seen by man
Holy shit.
You've never matured past age 14. This explains literally everything. You're stuck in arrested development as a result of your shit upbringing!

 

[Soycast II]

multiply 0 by 50?

I’m gonna answer this before Claudio does and say it’s 0.

I’m saying this because Claudio will still give the wrong answer, and that’s funny.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I just love gore. The renditions are unnerving or uncanny at best. Gore is the very last artistic thing that hasn't been censored by the ideologies YOUR COUNTRY normalized, after all!

Why are you so violent Claudio? I have a feeling it's because you're worshiping a false god who is known for war and hostility.

Jesus doesn't like liars, buddy.

Please don't take my Lords name in vain when you're worshiping an Aztec god.

Do you not think I won't hesitate to stab someone's neck in order to save my mother, if shit hits the fan?

I would do it, with absolute pleasure.

There you go off on another tangent Claudio. No one is coming to hurt your mother. You just want a reason to stab someone in the neck.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You do know this entire thread is just you getting baited, right? Like someone else said, I’m not saying this to stop you from posting, I’m saying this because I know that you’ll keep doing it anyway and that’s funny.

O holy spic overlord, teach me the TRUTH of these verses!

Do it yourself.

Hint: Historical AND biblical context.

So would that make Manuel high-iq?

Nope, he's a dumbass. My intelligence comes from my (MATERNAL) grandpa and his father. These gene shenanigans happen all the time, gringo. DOES GOOGLE NOT WORK FOR YOU?! My grandma was intelligent as well, she just never did the shit my grandpa did. But she did show an immense levels of wit. Especially when... Heh, I won't tell you. It's a bit too dangerous.

So your plan is to be retarded at warp speed to keep Sperg from updating the OP or something?
Or perhaps you're fabricating retarded stories about yourself in order to make the OP less credible while also being retarded at warp speed?

You'll see in my last post.

Really? 'Cause I've heard that people with anger issues overestimate their own intelligence.
What is your IQ, anyway?

I know where you are going with. I know how your kind of wit works, I have seen it for 15 years.

If I showed you a result, you would ask why did I do it.

If I didn't show you a result, you would ask why I didn't do it.

If I said I'm not planning to get a test, you would ask why.

I can't win, no matter what I say, with how your brain works. You piece of dumbfuck shit.

Hold up. What exactly doesn’t fall below 79? His IQ? I mean, that unspecified value comes right after a description of his brain function.

Acting disingenuous, aren't you? The topic is about breathing. What CAN GET TO 79? OXYGEN LEVELS. I even mentioned that they said the CO2 levels.

Oxygen levels in the oximeter.

YOU FUCKING RETARD.

 

[Soycast II]

My intelligence comes from my (MATERNAL) grandpa and his father.

Wait so their IQ was 79 as well?

 

[Tablet County]

I know where you are going with. I know how your kind of wit works, I have seen it for 15 years.

If I showed you a result, you would ask why did I do it.

If I didn't show you a result, you would ask why I didn't do it.

If I said I'm not planning to get a test, you would ask why.

No I just wanted to compare scores. Mine's in the "superior" to "very superior" range, by the way, and for once I'm not even making that up.
What's your IQ, hermanito? You suddenly shy?
0x50=?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Acting disingenuous, aren't you? The topic is about breathing. What CAN GET TO 79? OXYGEN LEVELS. I even mentioned that they said the CO2 levels.

Oxygen levels in the oximeter.

YOU FUCKING RETARD.

The report was specifically talking about cognitive ability and said it doesn't fall below 79.

My grandma was intelligent as well, she just never did the shit my grandpa did.

Your grandma never took it up the ass? Good for her

 

[Schpoots]

How is it possible to be this stupid? Is the fat clogging his brain?

 

[Tracey Townley]

I can't win, no matter what I say, with how your brain works. You piece of dumbfuck shit.

NO YOU CAN WIN
you can win by responding more as the more you respond the more you destroy the haters
remember when someone here replies to you, the best course of action is to respond back every single time

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

>Claudio unintentionally admits his IQ is around 79 while trying to own the acephalous euroamerican gringos

Tread Miller. You and I know you don't think I said that.

You don't have credibility to lose. You can't make somebody less credible when you don't have credibility yourself.

HEy now, don't talk about yourself like that!

You are a fascinating case study Señor Castañeda.
Your words have zero weight to them. Answer this math question: what do you get when you multiply 0 by 50?

0

Also what's your IQ?

I'll believe it when I see it.

IT will never happen, because I'll be gone from here before the month ends.

>I LOVE gore
>posts the tamest shit ever seen by man

Did... Did Tablet not... Read what I wrote about @Goycast Guy?

mfw.

The shit I wrote would scare my fucking mother.

Fine, I'll do a recap.

> Scalping @Goycast Guy's mom over 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
> Hanging @Goycast Guy over 33 minutes in a way that he doesn't die until the 33th minute arrives, allowing him to choke to death. First by having the noose at breathable level, then raising at minute 0, just enough for him to be able to breathe if he tiptoes on the stool─That's where needles come in! Pinches increase every few mins. It's his choice if he dies earlier!
> Forgot his father

For one of these retards' mothers:
> Forced at gun point to stare at a mirror in a silent, dim room, until she goes nuts.

Someone else's mother:
> Forced to stay inside the most silent chamber ever until she snaps.

Do you need more examples? Maybe the "Ack" ones? One was about evisceration, after all!

Holy shit.
You've never matured past age 14. This explains literally everything. You're stuck in arrested development as a result of your shit upbringing!

Nice projection. Too bad that's all you.

 

[NoxTuk]

Fine, I'll do a recap.

> Scalping @Goycast Guy's mom over 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
> Hanging @Goycast Guy over 33 minutes in a way that he doesn't die until the 33th minute arrives, allowing him to choke to death. First by having the noose at breathable level, then raising at minute 0, just enough for him to be able to breathe if he tiptoes on the stool─That's where needles come in! Pinches increase every few mins. It's his choice if he dies earlier!
> Forgot his father

For one of these retards' mothers:
> Forced at gun point to stare at a mirror in a silent, dim room, until she goes nuts.

Someone else's mother:
> Forced to stay inside the most silent chamber ever until she snaps.

Do you need more examples? Maybe the "Ack" ones? One was about evisceration, after all!

Ooh, you’re so badass! I’m so scared!

Is your mental age, like, 15? This is so pathetic and painful to read.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

https://www.123test.com/iq-test/

I would prefer doing an actually professional one. Thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Tracey Townley]

I would prefer doing an actually professional one. Thanks, but no thanks.

which ones?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

IT will never happen, because I'll be gone from here before the month ends.

Is that before or after you are leaving forever on June 20th and also on July 10th? I don't know how to read the Mayan calendar.

 

[Soycast II]

0

I helped you out with that one so here’s a better question. What’s 1 divided by 2?

Scalping @Goycast Guy's mom over 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
> Hanging @Goycast Guy over 33 minutes in a way that he doesn't die until the 33th minute arrives, allowing him to choke to death. First by having the noose at breathable level, then raising at minute 0, just enough for him to be able to breathe if he tiptoes on the stool─That's where needles come in! Pinches increase every few mins. It's his choice if he dies earlier!
> Forgot his father

Terrifying.

I would prefer doing an actually professional one. Thanks, but no thanks.

Scared? You could prove everyone wrong and keep WINNING just by doing this quick and easy test. Or were the results below 100?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Nigger it's sonic.exe
5W8-rRSGn1YBI6fq.mp4

Are you... denying there's gore? TOURIST ALERT. TOURIIIIIST!

Ooh, you’re so badass! I’m so scared!

Is your mental age, like, 15? This is so pathetic and painful to read.

I doubt that's your reaction. Wish I could see your face when you read it first time!

He could realistically work just fine into his 80s.

Mfw this retard doesn't know what Manuel is forced to do.

Oh, God. Save this poor so─

Oh. nevermind. Spark mocked The Holy Spirit. He's fucked.

You’re not supposed to feel pleasure when committing a sin.

For an """American""", you don't know how self defense even works?! Pathetic.

If someone in my family was being threatened, I would defend them because it’s necessary. I would not feel the slightest bit of joy.

There is a lot of joy to be had that your mother survived, fucking tard.

Yes, sometimes you do need to commit sins. It’s never okay to enjoy committing those sins and the fact that you would enjoy it is questionable coming from a “good Christian”.

You are a proxy Christian. You are not a real Christian, never will. Otherwise you wouldn't say the n-word.

 

[Tablet County]

IT will never happen, because I'll be gone from here before the month ends.

All the other times you said you were going to stop posting were lies but surely this time you're telling the truth.

Did... Did Tablet not... Read what I wrote about @Goycast Guy?

Your example of cool gore art was Sonic.exe. Among your favorite games is Outlast. Your "love" is all surface-level and performative to make yourself look "cool".

You are a proxy Christian. You are not a real Christian, never will. Otherwise you wouldn't say the n-word.

KEK

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What’s 1 divided by 2?

0.5

Terrifying.

I know, cutiepie!

...I made you shudder in discomfort, didn't I?

 

[Lost It All Dood]

I come back to the thread and Claudio confirms his IQ is 79. These wins are getting too much to handle. My fucking face hurts.