🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NoxTuk]

Hey, honey.

Please don't call me honey. I kind of feel molested.

Awww. You suddenly act like you care about my well being.

I don't care about your wellbeing, I'm just stating facts. You're either severely retarded and can't comprehend what I'm trying to say or is because something is lost in translation.

Don't worry. Jesus warned His believers of this kind of hatred. You still survive with blood money.

Don't try to get away with the "I'm a good Christian/Catholic and I go to church every Sunday " LARP.
Even if you are, you're a sodomite. God doesn't like that.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Damn, that’s crazy when you have a parasitic relationship with your parents and yet you shit-talk them all the time.

Manuel? Deserved, he ruined my life and I wasn't even born yet.

Claudia? She chose him, and she kept forcing me into their conflicts, like the typical Mother vs Father shit go everywhere in the world.

And Manuel nowadays STILL wonders why I have never called him "Papá" after I turned 5. Shocker.

I treat him like a friend, that's it. He brought this upon himself, BRAYDEN HAYDEEN—PEEL!

Claudio self-reporting is part of the winning strategy I guess.

Drop the gaslighting, low IQ euroamerican.

 

[Soycast II]

Manuel? Deserved, he ruined my life and I wasn't even born yet.

The Lord commands you to honor your parents.

He brought this upon himself

You also brought everything that happens to you upon yourself. Cope and shit. I hope your dad WINS so hard while you SUFFAH.

Drop the gaslighting, low IQ euroamerican.

Another self-report from the low-iq spic.

 

[Tablet County]

There is only one shower picture in this equation. The Maya Pic.

Very well. Mea culpa. I should have investigated your post more thoroughly.
Congratulations Claudio! You have finally secured a singular W! Do you feel like a big boy now?

Hey, honey.

Gay.

Awww. You suddenly act like you care about my well being.

So what if he doesn't? It's the truth. How do you benefit from continuing to post here? Is it literally the social interaction?

You said you commissioned the fucking drawing all the way back in April. You can’t gaslight me.

Hey! You taught Claudio a new word!

Drop the gaslighting.

Drop the gaslighting, low IQ euroamerican.

Very thoughtful of you, @Goycast Guy.

Manuel? Deserved, he ruined my life and I wasn't even born yet.

Claudia? She chose him, and she kept forcing me into their conflicts, like the typical Mother vs Father shit go everywhere in the world.

And Manuel nowadays STILL wonders why I have never called him "Papá" after I turned 5. Shocker.

I treat him like a friend, that's it. He brought this upon himself, BRAYDEN HAYDEEN—PEEL!

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you because you had a shit childhood? Plenty of people had shit childhoods. Pogo the Clown had a shit childhood. I don't feel bad for him, and I won't feel bad for you when you're in the headlines for dismembering a teenage boy either.

 

[Soycast II]

Very thoughtful of you, @Goycast Guy.

Oh my god. Of course.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Different context, buddy. You entered the topic of AOC first.

Before you smooth brained, acephalous morons bring shit like AoC, you would need to research the age of consent in my country by the 2016, not 2025.

Let me try to put this in a way you'll understand, Claudio:

 

[Tracey Townley]

Drop the gaslighting, low IQ euroamerican.

do you consider yourself to be high iq?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

That is the plan, I am trying to rewrite the thread but I'm working at way too slow of a pace to keep up with the fact that the thread is constantly expanding. It's impossible to keep up with.

You better add what I'm going to do with your OG OP if you know what's convenient, for the two of us!

Uh, you mean like all the murder fantasies you’ve been having?

You are not Christian. You are a proxy.

Why'd you even include that in your exoneration post in the first place, dumbass?

Wait a minute—

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

You are such a comedian. Too bad I didn't ask for a FUCKING JESTER!

 

[Tablet County]

do you consider yourself to be high iq?

Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

You better add what I'm going to do with your OG OP if you know what's convenient, for the two of us!

Wow Sonic.exe autism now. We're really running the gamut of cringe faggotry today.

 

[Tracey Townley]

Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

i want to know his side before he ties the knot, a different knot

 

[Spectate]

You better add what I'm going to do with your OG OP if you know what's convenient, for the two of us!

This is the funniest threat I've ever received. You know most people over the age of 13 don't find sonic.exe scary, right? That's just you.

 

[Soycast II]

You better add what I'm going to do with your OG OP if you know what's convenient, for the two of us!

What? Are you going to, god forbid, SCREENSHOT IT?????

You are not Christian. You are a proxy.

I’m not perfect but I follow the teachings of God far more than you.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Wait a minute—

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

You are such a comedian. Too bad I didn't ask for a FUCKING JESTER!

We're seeing levels of tard rage never seen before.

I can already picturing him trembling with adrenaline and feeling his rage while typing this.

 

[Tablet County]

What? Are you going to, god forbid, SCREENSHOT IT?????

From what I can understand of his lunacy, he seems to be under the impression that he has something on Sperg that will force him to change the OP or else... something will happen. Given that the last time he had a big killshot prepared it was all a giant nothingburger, I'm not concerned. Though I am certain it will be the funniest thing ever seen by man.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I’m not perfect but I follow the teachings of God far more than you.

Same here, brother. I’ve done my fair share of bad things in my life, but I’ve come to terms with that and I’ve sought forgiveness through the lord.

Claudio seems to have this weird complex where he thinks that people cannot repent, when repentance and forgiveness is literally the crux of most Christian teachings.

Anyway, now that we’re on the topic of religion…

And I don’t want you or your little doggy to get sick. I’ll pray for you and Maya’s good health tonight, even if we don’t exactly see eye to eye.

I kept my word.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

>This content may grind your gears
hey didn’t you say you were taking everyone off of your ignore list?

I am not going to track down every ignored retard.

Imbecile.

Please don't call me honey. I kind of feel molested. I don't care about your wellbeing,

I always knew, sugar.

I'm just stating facts. You're either severely retarded and can't comprehend what I'm trying to say or is because something is lost in translation.

Or, hear me out.

For me, you are just a demon. A demon I am having a lot of FUN making angry.

By the way, @Sperg Spectating ALMOST gets why I am still talking.

Don't try to get away with the "I'm a good Christian/Catholic and I go to church every Sunday " LARP.
Even if you are, you're a sodomite. God doesn't like that.

God doesn't like blasphemers like you btw. I know the true context of those verses. You don't.

do you consider yourself to be high iq?

I don't have to consider or believe.

I am. I am realistically above average—the average OF YOUR COUNTRY. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"U haz le heckin' brain damage!"

Nope. My doctors have on file an analysis that I almost remember word for word, as to why I don't have brain damage from my breathing issues. Reminder, I got a tracheostomy two weeks before I turned 17. That means I didn't have aid the rest of my life.

"Claudio does not show signs if cognitive decline or brain damage because of how his body might have adapted. It doesn't fall below 79 now, meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood. The fat in the abdomen causes a lot of strain in the diaphragm, forcing it to use increased strength to work. The issues he has aren't about breathing, it's around his exhaling. We have seen him inhale very well, but the CO2 levels still have an higher level (in the artery blood) than normal."

 

[Spectate]

By the way, @Sperg Spectating ALMOST gets why I am still talking.

Because you have an incredibly fragile ego and can't handle people saying negative things about you.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Because you have an incredibly fragile ego and can't handle people saying negative things about you.

Wrong. Try again! Your last response about the rewrite has what I mean!

 

[Spectate]

meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood. The fat in the abdomen causes a lot of strain in the diaphragm

Lol do some jumping jacks you fat fuck

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

"Claudio does not show signs if cognitive decline or brain damage because of how his body might have adapted. It doesn't fall below 79 now, meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood. The fat in the abdomen causes a lot of strain in the diaphragm, forcing it to use increased strength to work. The issues he has aren't about breathing, it's around his exhaling. We have seen him inhale very well, but the CO2 levels still have an higher level (in the artery blood) than normal."

Weird formatting aside, you're gonna need something more than that to prove that fanfic you wrote, little buddy.