🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

...Huh? Oh, you are still talking. Sorry, was talking with my boyfriend. What's up?

You literally didn't.

That a dare?

[Autistic deflection rambling]

I didnt' check the screenshots of my VERY FUCKING OLD favorites because I left that behind. You can't respect that though.

Then again, you think no one can change, therefore...

Welp, I guess you have like... Wait, let me do the math.

Yeah, that means you have at at least, realistically, 30 million pedophiles in USA then. I'm sure the mythical firestorm of apocalyptic proportions of child and animal rape will happen anytime soon!

*Crickets*

Anytime!

*More crickets*

Any day now! I wonder how will Timmy over USA get a real life killstreak!

 

[Tablet County]

...Huh? Oh, you are still talking. Sorry, was talking with my boyfriend. What's up?

Nobody cares, Claudio.

That a dare?

Sure, if it'll get you to post a screencap of me calling you a groomer.

[Barely Coherent Taco Rambling]

Carne asada to you too.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Sure, if it'll get you to post a screencap of me calling you a groomer.

It won't.

>why did you play a games that big youtubers said were full of pedophiles?
>I wanted to see what they didn't show
What did he mean by this?

Yes.

I am so fucking angry!

I'm not on my PC now, I can't send the shotgun video again!

Then why are you trying to manipulate kids on Roblox into being part of your personal army?

Who?

 

[Tablet County]

It won't.

Then you're fake and gay and your mother should've swallowed.

I am so fucking angry!

I'm not on my PC now, I can't send the shotgun video again!

Yeah, that would've really showed me.
Also you transitioned from PC to mobile just to keep talking to us?
Put down the cup, Claus.

 

[slungus22]

...Huh? Oh, you are still talking. Sorry, was talking with my boyfriend. What's up?

this is wonderful claudio, im so happy for your gay relationship!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Carne asada to you too.

At least the hamburgers or hotdogs I ever eat aren't from fast food places.

Unlike you.

Dumbass.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And 4 of them is just a "enter and leave" kind of playing.

It must be hard trying to play pedophile games with only one hand.

The joke here is that Claudio is using his other hand to masturbate. To child porn.

As a matter of fact, @Sparkletor 2.0 essentially said that Schlep and others are pedophiles.

I have no idea who that is.

know this is revolutionary.

I know this is something you probably never heard of.

But I did it

Revolutionary. Claudio did rape the cat. He did it.

Oh, you are still talking. Sorry, was talking with my boyfriend

Wholesome conversations about animals and torture. Two birds of a feather.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I know this is revolutionary.

I know this is something you probably never heard of.

But I did it because.

I wanted to see what the fuck they didn't show.

There, shocker. How anticlimactic, eh? Bitch please.

But I thought you were a fan of Ruben Sim and the work he does to keep pedophiles off of Roblox. How come you didn’t trust his judgment on those games, despite (presumably) having watched his content for a long time and knowing that he always posts receipts?

I haven't watched Griffin, dumbshit.

Yes you have. Not only have you watched him, but you have donated to him. Why lie about something so trivial?

At 0:27,
>Also Claus with the 100 pesos, I will watch and comment on your videos still

(Preservetube)

Besides, If you don’t watch him, why do you even care about being banned from his channel?

You are years too late to the party. Get fucked. All of you already exposed that you don't believe I even raped a cat. Womp womp.

I have said that I lean towards you not being the culprit, but that I don’t have enough evidence to go off of and that your story is filled with holes. I’m asking you these questions to fill these holes. So far you have only created more.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

At least the hamburgers or hotdogs I ever eat aren't from fast food places.

Unlike you.

Dumbass.

That's it. Shut down the thread. Claudio has just hit us with the ultimate insult. It's over.

 

[Tablet County]

At least the hamburgers or hotdogs I ever eat aren't from fast food places.

Unlike you.

Dumbass.

Presented without comment:

Traveler's diarrhea is an intestinal infection that happens when you eat or drink contaminated food or water. You can get traveler's diarrhea anywhere, but you're more likely to get it when you travel to places that have very different foods, climates, and cleaning practices than your home country. This is often in places such as Central and South America, Southeast Asia, and parts of Africa.

About 80% to 90% of travelers' diarrhea cases are caused by bacteria, such as:

• E. coli
• Salmonella
• Shigella
• Campylobacter

Travelers' diarrhea may also be caused by viruses, such as:

• Norovirus
• Rotavirus
• Astrovirus

Parasites are another cause. Giardia intestinalis is the most common of these, but there is a large number of parasites that can cause diarrhea.

 

[Dyno]

It won't.

kill yourself zoophile

I am so fucking angry!

kill yourself zoophile

I'm not on my PC now, I can't send the shotgun video again!

kill yourself zoophile

Dumbass.

kill yourself zoophile

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I have said that I lean towards you not being the culprit, but that I don’t have enough evidence to go off of and that your story is filled with holes. I’m asking you these questions to fill these holes. So far you have only created more

I have come to the conclusion myself that yes. The cat couldn't come from the other house outside the complex.

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.

Presented without co—

Showing me that won't change the fact your government has ar least poisoned 3 generations of your Americans to the point of losing an average of 7 IQ points (or something like that) with the fluoride in the water.

 

[Dyno]

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.

have you realized you need to kill yourself yet

 

[Tablet County]

Showing me that won't change the fact your government has ar least poisoned 3 generations of your Americans to the point of losing an average of 7 IQ points (or something like that) with the fluoride in the water.

Water that I can easily filter the fluoride out of.

vs

E. coli-enriched poo water.

It's a tough choice.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I have come to the conclusion myself that yes. The cat couldn't come from the other house outside the complex.

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

 

[Xev]

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

He remembered that he raped that cat to death in his own neighborhood.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

It's very considerate of Claudio to translate his texts with his underaged fur twink from bean nigger babble to actual human language. It demonstrates just how much he values all the attention he receives from this thread.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Water that I can easily filter the fluoride out of.

vs

E. coli-enriched poo water.

Waos. Poor areas of my country have bad water?

I didn't know that! /sneed

See? I told you that the idea of the cat rape taking place inside your neighborhood (which is known for having lots of stray cats) wasn’t unreasonable. If I may ask, was there anything in particular that made you realize that?

A neighbor from my own complex did it.

Who? Who the fuck knows. All the cat would have needed to do in order to get under the car was limp itself there instead of jumping.

 

[Dyno]

claudio kill yourself zoophile

 

[Xev]

Whoa hold up. What happened to 'a neighbor from a neighboring neighborhood' did it. You seemed pretty sure about that.