🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,617
This guy is afraid of running a 501(c)3, he probably has a single bank account for everything, so he may delude himself in thinking the ad revenue pays for the rescue, but at the same time, he knows it all comes out of one pocket.
Really do hope he gets audited by the IRS sometime soon. You're right he has to be working out of a single bank account and most certainly isn't using an accountant with this sort of set up even though he really should at his (previous) income level.
 
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A man with the professional background of Second Life Porn Asset Salesman would do nothing but furry porn if he would be ever equipped with a VN engine. It's best that he's writing his own engine, however bad it is.
He's not writing his own engine, he's using a preexisting one and making it sound like he's writing one
 
Mald is using software or hardware to change his voice.
Looking at the graph tells me what my ears were hearing. Thats the kind of mid-scoop you see in metal music. I'm pretty sure that SmallAnt faggot who streams Pokémon speedrun challenges does this shit as well.
 
A smart fridge is just a fridge with a computer in it. Really not that different from running it on a normal computer.
Heartbound players be like.webp

Also found this little gem while trawling the tubes. Nothing earth shattering, but does give a little look around Ferretsbrück. Why is his sound so shitty, even when wearing a mic?


Preservetube: (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zlmWopdlQr8)
 
aren't ferrets normally living outside? So why the fuck is he building a house for them instead of a huge garden. Smell would not be that bad etc. The house will be trash once his pet hoard is gone.
For that money he could build a real shelter for real humans and do something usefull

Also found this little gem while trawling the tubes. Nothing earth shattering, but does give a little look around Ferretsbrück. Why is his sound so shitty, even when wearing a mic?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlmWopdlQr8
looks like his mic is not working?
 
These 2 images posted in the last pages are just pure irony gold;

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"Shit's easy" -Guy who spent the last 5 hours replying to people he doesn't like.


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Gives the very argument that he failed to understand from Ross.
Hmm, you mean having hundreds of thousands of people being misled and poisoning is bad?
Well you know what ferret fucker... you can eat my ass, my whole ass and entire ass. You sound like a slimy used car salesmen.
I am dropping the mask, what you said is just bad and I will do everything to stop it.

What a fucking retard, please roast this guy and bury his career. I want to see him working at a McDonalds.
Imagine complaining about poisoning the well, when he lied and slandered Ross and SKG.
 
So before I do something big, I thought I would ask: has Jason ever done a C&D for artwork spoofing his characters, particularly from Heartbound?
No, and the fanart in their Steam community is so banal that you'll have to work pretty hard for your work to stand out as derogatory. He made one frivolous DMCA claim over being depicted as a roach in a "fan" game, that had to be withdrawn.
 
Ban apocalypse mald makes me realize he is just this:
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>and then I reported him to the FBI heheh
>they drove over my mailbox???? I know your entire business, I will sue you in federal court
>we have banned 1000 people today alone, great work team
>I will go back and watch that VOD to see who I have to kick from the guild
>btw I banned 10 000 people while I worked at blizzard
 
looks like his mic is not working?
That's an insane take dude. Do you realise who you're talking to kid? I've got 20 years experience in this business, the mic is off because it's better sound quality. Seriously... Do you think you know better than me?

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Ban apocalypse mald makes me realize he is just this:
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>and then I reported him to the FBI heheh
>they drove over my mailbox???? I know your entire business, I will sue you in federal court
>we have banned 1000 people today alone, great work team
>I will go back and watch that VOD to see who I have to kick from the guild
>btw I banned 10 000 people while I worked at blizzard
Maybe, all this time, his name was “Randall.”
 
So the n-word is like this. *opens up ms paint, black background, two white boxes*. Over here you have white people and over here you have black people. Donald Trump came up with the n-word in the 2016 election to devalue black's votes. The game word? Yep that it. *stretches* I had to report someone to the FBI for saying the n-word at defcon.
 
didn't he say it was actually harder to write shartbound nowadays since his life actually took a turn for the better and he had difficulties tapping into the state of mind he had back then?
Why can't he make shartbound a story about getting better then? he's already got the "bad headspace" chapters down with the first 3. Surely making 4 and 5 the light at the end of the tunnel chapters where his self insert gets over himself, becomes his own person and has a good ending isn't so hard for someone with the wealth of experience in both coding and going through hard spots? A successful guy like Maldy can't show us how his hard work paid of?

Oh right, those hard spots were entirely self inflicted, and his success is built on a foundation of lies. He doesn't want to write or finish the game because he knows -deep down- that he is a fucking hack. Finishing that game terrifies him like nothing else.
 
No, and the fanart in their Steam community is so banal that you'll have to work pretty hard for your work to stand out as derogatory. He made one frivolous DMCA claim—
So I would be at a very low risk for drawing one of the furry-friend inserts being filled out by all the bloated code in the game?
Another fine expansion to my “Art of unfinished games by underdeveloped people ” collection.
 
So I would be at a very low risk for drawing one of the furry-friend inserts being filled out by all the bloated code in the game?
Another fine expansion to my “Art of unfinished games by underdeveloped people ” collection.
You're safe from Maldavius, but some jokes (like furry art) toe pretty close to that fine line where you might get roasted by the forums for your efforts. If it should happen, remember that the audience is always right.
 
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