💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Moss Monster said:
Presumably in reference to the Klein/Jomha shit, leftist Essayist Horses is selling a human skull on his merch store. Don't worry though, guys, this human skull was ethically sourced from the carcass of some poor bastard in India or a pauper cemetery, statistically. That means it's okay for leftists heroes and knights of Karl Marx to profiteer off of this human person's tissues, because he was the unpopular kind of pauper!

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I know it’s probably just some random pajeet skull, but how pathetic is it that these people will desecrate actual human remains just for Internet drama clout points
 
I want to dedicate this song to the wretched couple.


Mexican shack arc when?
 
crab fucker said:
I think Anisa and Ian can safely be described as poor, as I don't know many rich people who can't afford to swap homes while their previous one is still up for sale.
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As much as I want to believe it, I don't think it's true -- I think it's mostly a liquidity thing with money in retirement accounts and the Seattle house, tied to a death spiral in spending that started with covid.

Ian mentioned at his presumably peak personal-finance state in 2021 (before the fall in viewership was really priced in) that he was maxing his SEP IRA (presumably meaning a few years) and had gotten into Tesla in 2017 (impliedly through his SEP IRA, since he said he only opened an individual brokerage much more recently (to 2021)). I think he was invested pretty well in 2021 based on what he said, and if he did invest early in Tesla, returns on a maxed SEP IRA over let's call it five years could put his SEP IRA at over a million.

Ian's first home was purchased in 2016 for $450,000 with $220,000 down. In 2019 Ian had paid it off in full. Then in 2021 he sold it for $720,000. There's some muddiness here, since his parents were co-borrowers and co-owners which would imply some of the money went to them, but I think a fair assessment is at least the "paying it off in ~two years" thing was Ian's doing, so I'd assume the bulk of the money went to him.

Ian's second home was purchased in 2020 during his real-estate investing sphere, but critically was purchased March 19, 2020 (right as covid was hitting and right when Ian would begin his spiral). The second home cost $530,000 with 20% down ($106,000) and he sold it just under two years later in 2022 for $740,000. Turning ~$106,000 into ~$316,000 (ignoring principal payments but also ignoring closing costs) in just under two years should have triggered capital gains taxes, but query whether Ian was diligent about paying his taxes in 2023 (for 2022) right after CC2 all things considered.

I think it's reasonable to guess his early real estate efforts had him walking away with probably ~$500k in the bank (with a high end estimate of about a million before closing costs if the first house entirely went to him). He promptly shoved ~$275k of that into the down payment on the Seattle home and $95k on upgrades -- of which he is probably looking at not fully breaking even once this sells.

I've never quite parsed whether "we lost $250k on CC2" was truly a personal thing, or jointly split with investors. But if personal, my sense is they're probably thin on liquidity and their bank account could be in rough shape at the moment, but at the same time Ian's SEP IRA is probably fine and could be tapped, with a penalty, early for genuine emergencies. And I think because they expect to get the money out of the Seattle home soon, they probably haven't viewed it as a genuine emergency yet.
 
stupid frog said:
Make a cooking channel, bitch, you are B R O K E (allegedly)
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Beef Wellington with extra mushrooms please.

crab fucker said:
they can't afford to laser her back off again to get more terrible tattoos there.
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She probably can’t get much more laser on the same patch of skin without risking scarring. Suffah Anisa, you bought it, you’re stuck with it.

MrMM said:
my sense is they're probably thin on liquidity and their bank account could be in rough shape at the moment, but at the same time Ian's SEP IRA is probably fine
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What do you think is their ability to service a mortgage with lower income from views /Patreon and higher interest rates?
 
monstrous bubo said:
What do you think is their ability to service a mortgage with lower income from views /Patreon and higher interest rates?
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I think Ian's last good year of income ($200k plus) was probably 2020 maybe 2021. It wouldn't surprise me if the 2022 Seattle mortgage was approved with stronger-appearing income data than they'd have now. Also there was somewhat of a covid overhang and so I think lenders weren't THAT scrupulous when it came to lending to business owners in 2022 who had then-recent rocky income data.

I think an approval now would be inevitably more difficult for them. My sense is they'd probably have to put a premium downpayment down to assure lenders they have skin in the game. But also, I know almost nothing of Canada and its housing/mortgage market so it could be wildly different. All I know is Canadian housing costs have gone nuts, which I would assume is some combination of (1) importing millions of people, (2) chinese investors buying up property and (3) lax lending standards, driving domestic demand. I could see a world where lax lending standards could give breathing room to Anisa and her husband.

If they come away with $250k from selling the Seattle home (basically, getting back their down payment), they could probably buy something reasonable in Edmonton. That's almost $350k Canadabux, and Edmonton is a shithole economically and they could probably buy reasonably well with cash in. See, e.g., whatever the fuck this is.

It truly is an impressive fall from grace. But they'll manage and I think probably not have to tap Anisa's lifeline (her husband's SEP IRA retirement accounts).
 
monstrous bubo said:
Have you thought of going into real estate? Because you certainly captured that property’s essence. (Rather sweet little front yard though). Thank you for the very thoughtful and helpful answer to my question.
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This is the house that would have benefited from $95k in upgrade money -- not the silliness they did in Seattle. Honestly, not that it would be a great return-on-investment, I think that house could be pleasantly nice if the kitchen were fixed and you finished the whole basement so you didn't have the shower on weird semi-finished basement floors.

PL:
appreciate the compliment, recently bought a (painfully expensive) house, and spent way too much time thinking about these things.
 
I thought the kiwi earlier in the thread who said the knobs on her mom's stove were removed because her dad has Alzheimer's was just making it up but no, she actually said that.
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"Someone with Alzheimer's." lol.

I don't think I saw anyone post this.
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I wonder whose kid this is in the background?
 
Piss Bear said:
I thought the kiwi earlier in the thread who said the knobs on her mom's stove were removed because her dad has Alzheimer's was just making it up but no, she actually said that.
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"Someone with Alzheimer's." lol.

I don't think I saw anyone post this.
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I wonder whose kid this is in the background?
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Would love to see the response this one. God forbid they ever have kids because they can't even dementia-proof a house correctly. Her other reply says it's a family cat, so she's probably already seething over the mother and baby's attention at home. Hence baking cake "samplers" and force feeding it to family members who will have to tell her how delicious they are.

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Boss Bass said:
How the fuck does one spend 95k on improvements for a house that small?
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When I looked at the Zillow listing, I noticed that the molding in the room she had her I NEED TO BE KEPT ON A LEASH meltdown in was downgraded.
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While the pic is small, you can make out shapes in it, and it goes from that to...
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Flat board.
 
I haven't been actively paying attention to this thread much but the Bog post they showed on a recent Kino Casino was hilarious.

They're like 18 year olds bumming it in their parents house with their first girlfriend. Desperately hoping their family leaves so they can be alone/have their fun. Even coming up with a genius stand up paddleboard Groupon to achieve this. Which, by the way, was probably like 50 bucks.

I feel like this was part bribe part payment for letting them stay there, because I'm sure it's not easy to live with idubbbz/anisa and I wouldn't doubt they're already feeling the tension. Kicked out arc when?
 
frari said:
I heard this is already happening...

Allegedly, Anus sent him out last night to suck some dicks for rent money, when he came back after a couple of hours he handed her $50.25. Anus asked "who paid the 25cents?"


"They all did dear..."
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The Jake and Alison Rapp comparisons continue to increase.
 
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