🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Spectate]

That's a lot of words when you could just say "I raped the cat".

 

[Tread Miller]

No asshole you and only you did it. You literally said most pedophile hunters are into age play then pinged Ruben. How did you think Ruben would take that? I have no clue where you even got that from, pure copium pedophiles like you pull out of your ass to make yourself feel better. This is typical of sexual degenerates, you falsely assume everyone is a degen like you. The more you talk the more it seems like you're much more than just a zoophile.

>be Claudio
>claim to have been subscribed to Ruben sim for 5 years:

> Anti-Ruben Sim

Projection

Subscribed since the.... Lemme seeee...

>constantly tag the guy when trying to get a WIN over the gringos
>call him a "closeted furry":

Either way, anyone with a brain knows @Ruben Sim is a closeted furry.

>imply that predator catchers like Ruben Sim are into ageplay:

No one tell Goycast Guy that "ageplay" is a commonly known kink between people that investigate PREDATORS.

Are you going to call @Ruben Sim a predator too? He did showcase and explain the definition of ageplay and diaper play.

>gets put on the EPI list for being too annoying and writing cub fiction
>now claims that he has to wait for Roblox to ban Ruben Sim's scripts:

I just have to wait until Roblox bans those scripts. Trust me, it's inevitable. They proved they won't care how they'll look if they do something worse. What could it be worse? Easy.

Ban Ruben's scripts and, worst case scenario, any of the variants that use the script as a basis. Discord is, at the moment, already getting away with it—And the removal of condo servers sort of helped them create a smoke screen.

It's just a matter of time.

I thought you were a supporter of Ruben Sim, Claudio. What happens now?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

It's not imaginary if it's really happening.

I wish you were imaginary.

Bro, you told us all that you cry yourself to sleep, and you play Roblox.

Never trust your feelings after 9pm

That's all I am going to say.

You were warned and you ended up here anyways. Who's the idiot in this scenario?

You.

You can't answer a Yes/No question.

You sure know a lot about Mexican laws regarding sexually abusing animals for someone who doesn't rape cats.

I googled them just now, fucking retard.

To be fair, you people all look alike and are all criminals.

To be fair, you people all look inbred and are all bloodthirsty.

See how easy that was?

No asshole you and only you did it. You literally said most pedophile hunters are into age play then pinged Ruben—

Hmmmmm

No one tell Goycast Guy that "ageplay" is a commonly known kink between people that investigate PREDATORS.

GASP.

Xev... LIED?!

How did you think Ruben would take that?

You just implied he has the reading comprehension of Joe Biden.

This is typical of sexual degenerates, you falsely assume everyone is a degen like you.

Aren't you the same one that says they aren't mad at me?

The more you talk the more it seems like you're much more than just a zoophile.

I'll pray to your parents so they can be blessed as they keep having to take care of someone with such a big mental handicap (you).

 

[Spectate]

Never trust your feelings after 9pm

That's all I am going to say.

Nigger cries himself to sleep at 29 He's never had a job but he thinks his life is so hard because he has a tube in his throat

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You do understand that what you are doing is the typical deflection tactic from bullies? When a bully says that, it's the exact opposite.

He is deflecting and saying the opposite of what is true. We are all very intimated by your typewriter lifting skills. We're just pretending it sounded lame.

Wow. Little tweens who had their father backstab them before they were even born want someone strong to hide them away in an embrace?

Lol! What the fuck. You wanted a Nintendo turtle to wrap you up in his big strong muscular arms and save you from your daddy. What a fag. Never change, Claudio. Just when I think you can't be any more of a Nancy, you go and do this.

That blood is real, it's colored dark pink after all. (Aka what happens if you record or photograph real blood).

Do you think blood has some supernatural power that makes it change color on film?

It's called being forced for 15+ years to learn how to suppress emotions, dumbass.

Yes. Claudio suppresses all his emotions except when he's crying, sperging out in rage, or simping for his mom.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

>gets put on the EPI list for being too annoying and writing cub fiction
>now claims that he has to wait for Roblox to ban Ruben Sim's scripts:

It's called reading the room.

Discord did it. Do you not think Roblox has already gone "Hmmm..." about this?

Talking about reading the room.

Hey, dummy! @Goycast Guy


Do you like the feeling of buyers remorse? Lmao.

I thought you were a supporter of Ruben Sim, Claudio. What happens now

I still am. I am just keeping stuff under wraps while I fix this. I changed my mind about talking to him.

It's too much of a risk. Despite all the things I like about him, what his haters say about him have one thing that is true:

He is power hungry. The dynamic will be absolutely unbalanced if I get to talk to him on chat.

One could say it would be suicide. Do you really think he read my Maya story?

No, the answer is no.

Plus, he is too privileged to understand the basic logic of showering a dog.

be Claudio
>claim to have been subscribed to Ruben sim for 5 years:

I already proved I did.

>call him a "closeted furry":

I think my favorite was when he was randomly coloring the text for his manifesto (that he still needs to release).

Didn't you literally beg for commissions on FurAffinity because your mom got mad at you for losing $20?

And the date of that was?

Nigger cries himself to sleep at 29 He's never had a job but he thinks his life is so hard because he has a tube in his throat

You do understand that brain chemistry is affected by the lack of sun, right? What do you think happens at night? Why do you think most suicides happen at night, compared to the day?

That's a lot of words when you could just say "I raped the cat".

Schrodinger's raped cat.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

lol the guy who rapes cats to death is having a breakdown as usual

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's called reading the room.

Claudio is telling us to read the room.

I am just keeping stuff under wraps while I fix this. I changed my mind about talking to him.

Yes. Claudio is the one calling the shots.

Plus, he is too privileged to understand the basic logic of showering a dog.

Claudio understands the basic knowledge that you must get completely naked when washing the dog.

You do understand that brain chemistry is affected by the lack of sun, right? What do you think happens at night? Why do you think most suicides happen at night, compared to the day?

Claudio tries and fails to explain moon magick.

 

[Spectate]

You do understand that brain chemistry is affected by the lack of sun, right?

Must be hard for someone like you, stuck in your wheel chair while on your laptop all day.

 

[Soycast II]

Goycast Guy, were you even paying attention to Griffin's streams?

No I use those as background noise. I’m a zoomer. I don’t pay full attention to the three things I’m doing at once.

You are quintessentially immature in many ways up there, Goycast.

I’m more mature than you. I’m not the one sperging out in my own thread. Grow the fuck up.

Says the one that befriends people (here and at Griffin's) who joke about gay incest pedo rape.

I’m not friends with people in a fucking stream chat. Go outside.

You really don't care about victims, do you?

I do care about victims of child predators. I just don’t care about the predators like yourself.

Permission to treat you like a subbuman? Taken! ✔

Thanks for making it easy for me, Brayden.

If a gay zoophile pedophile thinks I’m a subhuman, I know I’ve done something right.

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Imagine the first thing you do after kf is back online is to spam the shit out of your thread,damn he must be malding hard.

 

[Tread Miller]

Imagine the first thing you do after kf is back online is to spam the shit out of your thread,damn he must be malding hard.

I wonder if Claudio was seething in silence, waiting for Kiwi Farms to come back online so he could get a WIN over these "acephalous euroamericans."

 

[Xev]

What are you ever trying to say? You just proved that I in fact did not lie and you are a fucking retard.

 

[Tablet County]

You guys are cockroaches. Not much of a flex.
You are a bit too late for the party, pal.
The account was made in 2024, dumbass. But that doesn't mean they are 11. You have no evidence.
Why are you imagining about me talking with 11 year old children?
To shill my shirts, duh. I even showed I did.

I deleted them either way. I don't talk to anyone there.
Hammer.

Goycast Guy, were you even paying attention to Griffin's streams? I would like to know.
You are quintessentially immature in many ways up there, Goycast.

But you'll realize it one day. Just like I did.
Oooooof.

That's the opportunistic gringo energy I WAS FUCKING MISSING. LET'S GOOOOO.

I love being proven right.
I'm sure Starman3's victims appreciaye your attitude.
Deflection.
Still waiting for evidence. It's very easy to do, MIAD.

It only takes "giving a shit".

Which you don't.
I asked you guys something about this.

You mever answered. You already failed your mantle.
Says the one that befriends people (here and at Griffin's) who joke about gay incest pedo rape.

Just be honest with me, Goycast Guy. You better answer this, because if you don't, you'll just help me.

You wouldn't want that, right?

Anyways, here it is.

You really don't care about victims, do you? It's just so obvious to me that you don't care if both victims, or throw victims of people WHO WERE victims, died.

It's very easy to guess how people like you think?

Child being born with aids because their dumbfuck mother either was a whore, or is a deranged addict? Let them die, because they are "faggots".

And don't get me started with victims of rape.

In conclusion, you don't care. You are the kind of people pamphlets in the CCH Sur warned me about.
I made the claim in present tense. Update your NPC script.
Your team is calling her a whore. Filthy Son of The Whore of Babylon, you.
Is that why he screamed at me today and decided to have a tantrum? I might not care enough to see him, but I wanted something to eat WHILE making sure he spent on US.

Oh, and today, he—once again—gave me excuses for the homewreckers he dated. The usual "you don't know the entire story" and that shit. As if """context""" could ever make what happened look better.
Sperg destroyed your case against me at least 250 pages ago. I still have the screenshot.

When I leave, I'll be already untouchable by this """case""". Brash morons won't get to harass me, because I already made it impossible.

You'll essentially need to waste 2 hours of your life
It's pretty easy for me to just leave. But I have to fulfill my word.
Unprompted animal rape fantasy?

Keep talking
Mfw I am still surprised you people are willing to libel literal John Does at this point.
You did it first.
I just have to wait until Roblox bans those scripts. Trust me, it's inevitable. They proved they won't care how they'll look if they do something worse. What could it be worse? Easy.

Ban Ruben's scripts and, worst case scenario, any of the variants that use the script as a basis. Discord is, at the moment, already getting away with it—And the removal of condo servers sort of helped them create a smoke screen.

It's just a matter of time.
Mexico is known amongst Hispanic YouTubers as one of the many Latam countries that REALLY don't give a shit to "follow through" with domestic animal abuse.

Do I need to tell you about that infamous case that was so fucking bad, that even Gringos begun to speak about it? The dude had a bunny furry character with 4 eyes and was a massive fan of those videos where you abuse cats while recording it. He stomped on some kittens or some shit.

He recorded the evidence and uploaded it. And despite this, the dumbass authorities didn't even jail him. He only stayed in juvenile detention for like... 2-3 fucking weeks.

Listen here. I will fucking put it bluntly, Mr. Christian.

This shit happened before 2021.

Before the latter half of 2021, the federal laws for domestic animals were FUCKING VAGUE. It didn't specify the kind of abuses that were illegal. It was after that year that the law included shit like sexual abuse.

"B-B-BUT SEXUAL ABUSE ISN'T SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DENOUNCE AT ANY TIME WITH THE POLICE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME—!"

Try fucking calling the cops, ask for help for a cat that got raped, and then—THE MOMENT they ask shit like:

"The body."

"Is the cat yours?"

If, after this, you answer the shit I have already said here, you will be asking for an annoyed policeman or 911 phone worker start treating you like shit and tell you to not waste their time.

After all, for the police, no body — no crime.

Either way—
That's not what I fucking meant, dumbass. There is a famous fucking case in my same state about a guy here who got fucking arrested (literally) just because FOR MURDER. He wasn't the fucking guy, and he got arrested and imprisoned just because the police started to become lazy about a case.

Tl;Dr: They just went "close enough" when they saw him, arrested him, and was imprisoned. He wasn't even allowed to fucking testify. The dude lost 3 years of his fucking life, and all he got when he was essentially kicked out of prison one evening was a "Sorry".

Fuck you. The case happened in 2005, btw. I watched the documentary in 2011
Hey, you fucking dumbass.

My mom's lawsuit is a civil case. Not a criminal one.

Use your brain for once.

No one tell this massive retard that I started to play Roblox again back in 2021.

Debunked, get fucked.
You do understand that what you are doing is the typical deflection tactic from bullies? When a bully says that, it's the exact opposite.

Talking about bullies, I am happy I made Gustavo's domestic life worse by snitching his abuse towards me many times, at school. I even saw once, which weirded me out due to how ballsy that was, his father kicking him. (He couldn't even wait to get to the beaver's house to beat him? Hilarious)

Wow. Little tweens who had their father backstab them before they were even born want someone strong to hide them away in an embrace?

Wow. I would have never heard such thing. Is it food?

...You are the kind of person that would have allowed people like Lacey Fletcher to die the way she did.

In short, you are evil.

But you already knew that. Why else would you doom yourself to Hell so willingly? Your father is not God, after all.

I wouldn't even be surprised if your soul isn't even God's, but directly Satan's.

That just makes it easier for me to not look at you like a human, and easier for me to not be offended by your words.
Don't mind me. I'll use this for my own benefit on something.

You'll know when it happens.
I would be indifferent either way, after willingly exposing myself to mature topics like real crime, crime dramas, and crime shows or documentaries.

...Well, that, and the fact these dumbass shops in Mexico, even the newspaper ones, leave very gory newspapers at children height for anyone to see. That blood is real, it's colored dark pink after all. (Aka what happens if you record or photograph real blood).
Permission to treat you like a subbuman? Taken! ✔

Thanks for making it easy for me, Brayden.
You were gettung so fucking close! Aaaand now you are cold.

Bummer.
DING DING DING DING DING.
Pretty much it's something else but okay. At least in my case.
He probably thought we did, so...

Oops? It's not like the topic surfaced ever again.
Not really. I'm very hard to amuse. One would even think I don't even have fun playing videogames if they watched me play.

I have the most dull look on my face every time I play. Even if I am not even bored or annoyed. It's called being forced for 15+ years to learn how to suppress emotions, dumbass.

I wish you were imaginary.
Never trust your feelings after 9pm

That's all I am going to say.
You.

You can't answer a Yes/No question.
I googled them just now, fucking retard.
To be fair, you people all look inbred and are all bloodthirsty.

See how easy that was?
Hmmmmm
GASP.

Xev... LIED?!
You just implied he has the reading comprehension of Joe Biden.
Aren't you the same one that says they aren't mad at me?
I'll pray to your parents so they can be blessed as they keep having to take care of someone with such a big mental handicap (you).

It's called reading the room.

Discord did it. Do you not think Roblox has already gone "Hmmm..." about this?

Talking about reading the room.

Hey, dummy! @Goycast Guy


Do you like the feeling of buyers remorse? Lmao.
I still am. I am just keeping stuff under wraps while I fix this. I changed my mind about talking to him.

It's too much of a risk. Despite all the things I like about him, what his haters say about him have one thing that is true:

He is power hungry. The dynamic will be absolutely unbalanced if I get to talk to him on chat.

One could say it would be suicide. Do you really think he read my Maya story?

No, the answer is no.

Plus, he is too privileged to understand the basic logic of showering a dog.

I already proved I did.


And the date of that was?
You do understand that brain chemistry is affected by the lack of sun, right? What do you think happens at night? Why do you think most suicides happen at night, compared to the day?

Schrodinger's raped cat.

Wow... look at all that shit nobody gives a fuck about.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He writes a lot of stuff and says nothing at the same time. He only enforces my point that he is a zoophile with a lot more than he's getting out in this thread, and he's getting desperate.

 

[Tablet County]

He writes a lot of stuff and says nothing at the same time.

I believe a great philosopher once said:

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that Claus raped that fucking cat.

Wait a minute, something's wrong there...

An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.

There we go that's better.

 

[Tablet County]

You do understand that what you are doing is the typical deflection tactic from bullies? When a bully says that, it's the exact opposite.

He is deflecting and saying the opposite of what is true. We are all very intimated by your typewriter lifting skills. We're just pretending it sounded lame.

That explains Claus's behavior early on, where everybody calling him a colossal faggot was just soooo funny.

 

[Xev]

Well since I haven't seen @chrisc in several pages I will take up the mantle of responsibility:

Kill yourself zoophile

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I wish you were imaginary.

Claudio.

He is words on a computer screen. This entire thread is just words on a computer screen. You can just, y’know….

Turn the computer off?

For all intents and purposes, it is imaginary.

You even say this yourself.

When I leave, I'll be already untouchable by this """case""".

But you won’t turn the computer off. In fact, you won’t leave after your manifesto drops either. You have a compulsive desire to always get the last word in.

I made the claim in present tense. Update your NPC script.

My point still stands.

Is that why he screamed at me today and decided to have a tantrum? I might not care enough to see him, but I wanted something to eat WHILE making sure he spent on US.

Oh, and today, he—once again—gave me excuses for the homewreckers he dated. The usual "you don't know the entire story" and that shit. As if """context""" could ever make what happened look better.

He clearly feels bad about what he did and is trying (admittedly not doing a good job, but trying) to reconcile with you and your mother. That’s why he bought you a steak dinner not too long ago.

After all, for the police, no body — no crime.

Good point. Why did you have the cat cremated?

Hey, you fucking dumbass.

My mom's lawsuit is a civil case. Not a criminal one.

Use your brain for once.

Two different types of cases, sure, but both are still debated and resolved by the same overarching judicial system.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Still waiting for evidence. It's very easy to do, MIAD.

It only takes "giving a shit".

Which you don't.

And I keep telling you, I posted the link. It is not my problem you are too lazy to go back a few pages to click it. I will not be holding your hand and reposting the pedophilic images you adore just because you demand it.

I asked you guys something about this.

You mever answered. You already failed your mantle.

Oh, the ESLnigger is breaking out the big words and hoping it makes him sound super smart.