🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No cops were involved on that shit.

But, hear me out. This is going to be SO FUCKING FUNNY. (Not really, but your reaction will be)

(Claudio explains why he does not trust the police. I would've included the whole post but it was too long to reply to)

No, he didn't even tell me the name of the chief @DoNotFeedTheSneed. No, I still don't fucking know why he even told me that.

"B-B-BUT LE HECKIN' COPSSSSSSS!"

They didn't call the cops because there wasn't any "probable" cause. (And it was the first time ever─And the last. Guess the little Claudio fuck learned the bad way, eh?)

I understand why you have your reservations about the police. Still, if I was in your position and I knew there was a cat rapist afoot, I would've taken the risk and called. As @Tread Miller explained perfectly,

You have witnesses + expert testimony (veterinarian), it can't be that hard to find someone so close to you location wise, and it seems like it would be an easy arrest with good PR

Now, if you were worried about making the call yourself... Why didn't you ask the veterinarian to escalate this to the authorities? And why did you specifically pay extra to get the cat cremated afterwards (y'know, the one method of disposal guaranteed to destroy any evidence)?

 

[Tablet County]

Sounds rough, unironically. I wouldn't wish such a life upon anyone, not even a gaynigger like yourself.

Question: why are you sharing this with the people who have been mocking you nonstop since April?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

while my mother fucking tried to marry again in 2003─Aaaaand Manuel said no.

So she wanted to remarry the crack smoking, wife beating, serial cheater. I guess retardation runs in the family.

Nice story, Claudio. How very traumatic. Your vagina must still be sore from the metaphorical raping you underwent that night.

"Boo hoo! My daddy went to jail for one night for beating my mommy! I was only a 13 year old boy, the legal age of consent in my shit hole country!"

You are such an incredibly weak, pathetic, pussy. Here in America I see personally 600 shootings a year. Then Jews run up and steal the spent bullets to sell for scrap metal. Meanwhile the reptilian illuminati Luciferian sex trafficking cults are kidnapping everyone as the white race is destroyed by the black Jewish mafia. I see this everyday right in my neighborhood.

Grow a pair of cojones, cabron.

 

[Soycast II]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda I think it’s hilarious how you expect everyone here to feel sympathy for you when you’ve repeatedly wanted posters here and their families raped, tortured, and murdered. I don’t say this because I actually feel threatened. I don’t, it’s all empty threats. I say this because I don’t sympathize with people who want me dead. Cry yourself to an early grave Claudio. You deserve everything that comes to you.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You are such an incredibly weak, pathetic, pussy. Here in America I see personally 600 shootings a year. Then Jews run up and steal the spent bullets to sell for scrap metal. Meanwhile the reptilian illuminati Luciferian sex trafficking cults are kidnapping everyone as the white race is destroyed by the black Jewish mafia. I see this everyday right in my neighborhood.

You forgot to mention how your bank account and right to vote get taken away by Jews if you post on kiwi farms. Or how the federal government puts you in the STD ridden water and rusty needle chamber from Claudio’s favorite game, Outlast, if you criticize him. Life in America is truly hellish and cruel.

 

[Tablet County]

Or how the federal government puts you in the STD ridden water needle chamber from Claudio’s favorite game, Outlast, if you criticize him.

Erm, actually sweaty, it's from The Outlast Trials
Check your facts gr*ngoid.

 

[Xev]

Wouldn't the vet be compelled to contact the police if he believed an animal was sexually abused? I don't know how this is handled in third world countries so maybe you guys just don't have ethical standards in medicine.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, you think that's trauma? This is trauma.

Picture this. 27 year old Sparkletor is riding in the backseat with his mommy and daddy. Daddy asks if we should stop at McDonald's. "Yes! Yes! Please Papi!" We pull into the McDonald's drive thru and there's like 4 cars in front of us. The heat in the car is an unbearable 65°F. The music on the radio is playing "We Will Rock You" by Queen. "Please! Please hurry, Papi! I wanna McHamburger sandwich!" Little Sparkletor cries. After waiting for literal minutes, we finally get to place our order. "Me no likey pickle! Pickles ucky!" I politely ask in my biggest big boy words.

My father didn't even get me a happy meal. And the hamburger had pickles.

Now do you feel bad for saying mean words to me? I was only 27 years old. Just a boy. I didn't deserve to see that. I still remember those golden arches and shiver every time.

 

[Dyno]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda kill yourself zoophile

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The way he goes back and forth to be an extremely violent psychopath wishing death upon everyone to telling sob stories about his dysfunctional family and expect people to sympathize with him just screams unhinged porn addiction to me. These kind of mood switches are from someone who is a disgusting coomer.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

These way he goes back and forth to be an extremely violent psychopath wishing death upon everyone to telling sob stories about his dysfunctional family and expect people to sympathize with me just screams unhinged porn addiction to me. These kind of mood switches are from someone who is a disgusting coomer.

I don't really know how the coomer angle plays into it. To me this is the same manipulative behavior I've seen in other cows. It's just a form of blame shifting. It can't be Claudio's fault for being a zoophile pedophile because

• Someone groomed him to do it
• It never happened
• It did happen but it was a long time ago
• Fuck you! Kill yourself!
• It happened because he was bullied
• It's his dad's fault
• It's America's fault
• I'm hunting predators
• It was a mistranslation
• He deleted most of the evidence
• No, you're the pedophile
• He's sorry it happened and won't do it again
• You are misremembering what really happened
• It's normal to get naked with your dog

He can't just accept that he got exposed for lusting after baby animals and fuck off. He needs to protect his ego for some reason. Everyone can see the evidence of at the very least the furry ERP chats and the furry porn. At this point the only person who believes his lies is himself.

 

[Soycast II]

It’s funny because I remember back when Claudio got exposed, in one message he apologized to me and to the people in griffins chat. Then not long after he went back to wishing murder and rape on everyone.

Every single apology is only done in desperation, like a feral animal. Claudio feels no remorse for anything he’s done in his whole life and as such should be treated with no sympathy.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I don't really know how the coomer angle plays into it.

Extreme mood swings are a side effect for prolonged porn addiction, most coomers deny this even though they can throw shit at you and then feeling sorry for exploding like that, one look at the Loli Defense thread you might encounter a lot of examples of it. Although your explanation makes a lot of more sense, Claudio may be just that wicked and disgusting on his own.

 

[Tablet County]

It’s funny because I remember back when Claudio got exposed, in one message he apologized to me and to the people in griffins chat. Then not long after he went back to wishing murder and rape on everyone.

Every single apology is only done in desperation, like a feral animal. Claudio feels no remorse for anything he’s done in his whole life and as such should be treated with no sympathy.

Keep in mind that saying "I'm sorry" in panic doesn't exactly work for God, just saying.

 

[Tread Miller]

To me this is the same manipulative behavior I've seen in other cows. It's just a form of blame shifting.

Extreme mood swings are a side effect for prolonged porn addiction, most coomers deny this even though they can throw shit at you and then feeling sorry for exploding like that, one look at the Loli Defense thread you might encounter a lot of examples of it. Although your explanation makes a lot of more sense, Claudio may be just that wicked and disgusting on his own.

I think it could be a mix of both; Claudio trying (and failing) to shift the blame away from himself + possibly was addicted to porn in the past and is relapsing. Being EPI'd with Yoshi porn as a teenager would probably give him a porn addiction at a young age + everyone knows Claudio loves to project, and at one point he called all of us in the thread porn addicts almost out of nowhere.


The guy has a "complete indifference" towards incest and "lost everything porn-related" 3 years ago, so I'm guessing he's been without it for a while and going through some of those old favorites (Maya, Worriz, and the e621 stuff) in order to WIN over the thread hecklers may have triggered a relapse.

 

[Spectate]

• Someone groomed him to do it
• It never happened
• It did happen but it was a long time ago
• Fuck you! Kill yourself!
• It happened because he was bullied
• It's his dad's fault
• It's America's fault
• I'm hunting predators
• It was a mistranslation
• He deleted most of the evidence
• No, you're the pedophile
• He's sorry it happened and won't do it again
• You are misremembering what really happened
• It's normal to get naked with your dog

You forgot "you're only doing this because I'm a spic!" I swear I had this message written down somewhere but it is incredibly hard to find, mainly because of how similar all of Claudio's messages are and the fact that the thread has gained 140 pages in just two weeks.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You forgot "you're only doing this because I'm a spic!" I swear I had this message written down somewhere but it is incredibly hard to find, mainly because of how similar all of Claudio's messages are and the fact that the thread has gained 140 pages in just two weeks.

That one is especially funny considering that all of the other big halalcows (Alex, Zoey, Coltroon, Talbott) are white as snow

 

[Lost It All Dood]

I wonder if the dopamine hit from quote-unquote "protecting his ego" is worth every message of his being given negative stickers. I personally would've committed suicide already if my posts were rated with "Dislike" or "Disagree". I'm starting to think Claudio isn't winning very much after all...

 

[Spectate]

That one is especially funny considering that all of the other big halalcows (Alex, Zoey, Coltroon, Talbott) are white as snow

Even then, let's just say it was me who hated spics specifically.

Here's my about list which has most of my doxes and all my ops (and most of my OP credits)
The spics are underlined in red:

Now here's all the (confirmed) whites underlined in red:


Wow I must really hate spics huh? I'm only writing threads on spics!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Even then, let's just say it was me who hated spics specifically.

Here's my about list which has most of my doxes and all my ops (and most of my OP credits)
The spics are underlined in red:
View attachment 7648714
Now here's all the (confirmed) whites underlined in red:
View attachment 7648726

Wow I must really hate spics huh? I'm only writing threads on spics!

You hate those damn dirty spics so much that you repeatedly thanked one for helping you with the thread!