🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,614
All credit to Harmful Opinions on this,

"Jason probably left Blizzard because he was about to be demoted.” (X)
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I welcome anyone with Twitter blue to download HO's clip and upload it here!

 

I dug up what I believe to be the contract and read through what they were contracted for. It appears to be general advisory, including but not limited to issues that would fall under cyber security, but this is under general advisory. In other words, they were essentially a contracted IEEE inspector.

Eagle Research Corp itself is clearly a bog standard engineering support firm contracted by the US government. They don't offer hacking services, or system stress testing services, or push any security firm stuff. Their document list is also publicly available on their website and it's the products and services they offer, which do not include anything OPSEC or hacking adjacent, as far as I saw. They certainly may handle something hacking-adjacent, like network testing, but we're talking about "preventing Stuxnet" (Not plugging your porn USB drive into the SC class network) instead of writing Stuxnet (Are your centrifuges running? You better go catch them!)

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Checking their hiring page, you see that they are really just a general consulting firm. Yellow is stuff you could like, teeeechnically call hacking in terms of a power plant. Like, skills you would have to know, but chances are Jason's role in this was making sure their network was up to code.

Which, to be completely clear, being the subject matter advisor on the topic of network security for an engineering firm which has won over 250 million dollars from the US government is something he could claim and it's perfectly respectable, but it doesn't sound as cool as "The government payed me to hack their power plants"
 
Nintoddler said:
You must give props to Mald, he is once again gaming the system by spending 12 to 14 hours every day replying to trolls instead of working on his game.
He just keeps his code open in the background and pretends to be derailed by the constant hate all the time, and it even has extra perk of allowing him to constantly stroke his ego in front of everyone. It is a beautiful symbiotic relationship.
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First off the code you see Mald have open ISN'T heart bound. It's his Server side Minecraft MMO thing. And he doesn't really do most of the coding for that either it's just him switching things in config files (barely any coding). When I did my deep dive on his work ethic on HB he mostly "worked" on "BlockGame"
 
俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
First off the code you see Mald have open ISN'T heart bound. It's his Server side Minecraft MMO thing. And he doesn't really do most of the coding for that either it's just him switching things in config files (barely any coding). When I did my deep dive on his work ethic on HB he mostly "worked" on "BlockGame"
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Even more impressive, dude was born to be a scam artist.
 
Slop clip edit I did earlier. Wasn't being able to upload but now it worked:


I'm sorry for the effects I couldn't resist the cringe.

Fields Of Rye said:
"The government payed me to hack their power plants"
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If you haven't already check out this interesting clip, Maldy gives a slightly more honest answer about it
Slimpacks said:
I had already clipped the part where Jason said that his "government hacker" job could be replaced by AI, but since the Slop News Network guy is planning to cover his claims about being a hacker, I decided to make an extended version to send it his way. He says that all he did was "run a shitty scanner and write reports" with no mention of hacking power plants.
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Im not gonna bother watching his boring ass streams but is the ban counter his thing or something people add when clipping? because if it is, he's just giving attention to trolls. literally the one thing you shouldn't do. for someone that's been an edgy internet hacker for as long as he has, he should know this by now. insane behavior, stay frosty, hope this helps, etc etc
 
Elite Kipchak said:
Im not gonna bother watching his boring ass streams but is the ban counter his thing or something people add when clipping? because if it is, he's just giving attention to trolls. literally the one thing you shouldn't do. for someone that's been an edgy internet hacker for as long as he has, he should know this by now. insane behavior, stay frosty, hope this helps, etc etc
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Nope it's something Jason Mald Hall added to his streams.
 
Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
If you haven't already check out this interesting clip, Maldy gives a slightly more honest answer about it
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Yeah this man 100% worked as a federal contractor that is the single most accurate depiction of government work I have ever heard and frankly that's enough of a super villain backstory to make me understand lying to make it cool.

I will give him genuine props for being so frank about it. Its a very easy thing to play up. Maybe this was before he crashed out but this would be like if Rikieta had a moment of pitch perfect clarity for like 2 minutes.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Yeah this man 100% worked as a federal contractor that is the single most accurate depiction of government work I have ever heard and frankly that's enough of a super villain backstory to make me understand lying to make it cool.

I will give him genuine props for being so frank about it. Its a very easy thing to play up. Maybe this was before he crashed out but this would be like if Rikieta had a moment of pitch perfect clarity for like 2 minutes.
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Everything surrounding his DOE job is pretty vague due to confidentiality, so it’s easier for Mald to push whatever narrative he wants. Because of that, I think he also felt more comfortable being a bit more truthful. Still, he has many a time boasted with a proud chest about how he hacked power plants for the government, anyway.
 
Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
Everything surrounding his DOE job is pretty vague due to confidentiality, so it’s easier for Mald to push whatever narrative he wants. Because of that, I think he also felt more comfortable being a bit more truthful. Still, he has many a time boasted with a proud chest about how he hacked power plants for the government, anyway.
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He also throws around the term penetration testing alot. The phrase 'hack powerplants' probably means hacking the chained locks with a machete

Mind you, with his arms it probably takes a whole day to hack away at one lock.
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Yamaha YM2612 said:
Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim
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No stalker child, my game was inspired by Earthbound, which just so happens to be the game that also inspired Undertale. Heartbound and Undertale having similar themes, a human boy adventuring through a quirky animal world with similar JRPG mechanics is purely coincidental. Thinking otherwise is insane behavior, enjoy prison. :fatpat:
 
Yamaha YM2612 said:
Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim
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The only reason he's using Gamemaker is because of Undertale. He's expressed at length how much he admires Toby Fox and his work. It's just a flagrant lie to claim otherwise.
 
Fields Of Rye said:

I dug up what I believe to be the contract and read through what they were contracted for. It appears to be general advisory, including but not limited to issues that would fall under cyber security, but this is under general advisory. In other words, they were essentially a contracted IEEE inspector.

Eagle Research Corp itself is clearly a bog standard engineering support firm contracted by the US government. They don't offer hacking services, or system stress testing services, or push any security firm stuff. Their document list is also publicly available on their website and it's the products and services they offer, which do not include anything OPSEC or hacking adjacent, as far as I saw. They certainly may handle something hacking-adjacent, like network testing, but we're talking about "preventing Stuxnet" (Not plugging your porn USB drive into the SC class network) instead of writing Stuxnet (Are your centrifuges running? You better go catch them!)

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Checking their hiring page, you see that they are really just a general consulting firm. Yellow is stuff you could like, teeeechnically call hacking in terms of a power plant. Like, skills you would have to know, but chances are Jason's role in this was making sure their network was up to code.

Which, to be completely clear, being the subject matter advisor on the topic of network security for an engineering firm which has won over 250 million dollars from the US government is something he could claim and it's perfectly respectable, but it doesn't sound as cool as "The government payed me to hack their power plants"
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I think 100% of malds hacking experience is just repeating stuff he's heard about LosT
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He's been malding in discord for hours. I guess that's how he spends his heartbound dev time now.
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Mettaur said:
The only reason he's using Gamemaker is because of Undertale. He's expressed at length how much he admires Toby Fox and his work. It's just a flagrant lie to claim otherwise.
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Hey I like toby fox too. He's inspired my shit too. Nothing wrong with that. But to deny the influence when it's so obvious...

This guy is a maniac
 
It's really funny to me that Mald is active in his own discord server lol most creators stop participating in that shit after it grows to a point because of how tiresome it is to be surrounded by people begging for your attention but he probably likes that.
 
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