💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[MrMM]

The money from the sale is all going towards the mortgage isn't it? I'm no real estate mogul but I'm pretty certain if you sell your home with a mortgage still on it you have to pay off the mortgage in full because the collateral is now owned by someone else. What kind of equity did they have in the house that lets them sell at a slight loss and still come out net positive, only having owned it for like a year and after all the taxes and buying+selling fees? I think that retarded move probably put them another $50-$100k in the hole

In April 2022 they closed on the house for a purchase price of $1,050,000 and acquired a mortgage for $776,250. This would reflect a 26.1% down payment, which strikes me as odd -- maybe the lender required more due to fluctuating income or they bought points to lower the mortgage rate (which also might have been higher than normal due to fluctuating income.

If they closed in April 2022, they probably have a 30 year mortgage at around 4.5%. Some rough math would be they've probably paid off, of their principal:

• 2022 - $9,300
• 2023 - $12,900
• 2024 - $13,500
• 2025 - $7,500 (so far)

So let's call it $317,000 in equity at the list price. Factor in, let's say 4% closing costs for $52,000, and a sale at list price would probably leave them with $265,000. The math on the closing costs shifts slightly depending on dropping list price, but you can roughly deduct any purchase price deductions on the house from the $265,000 they'd net out at the end. Realtor.com's analytics estimate the house would sell for about a million, so call it $215,000.

The real curveball is that it's been listed for 18 days and apparently still no movement. Similarly situated homes that have recently sold nearby appear to have gone under contract within a week. Hard to say where this will all net out for them. The $95,000 they allegedly spent on "recent upgrades" certainly isn't doing them the favors they thought it would, and they might be paying to stage the place with the furniture in the listing photos until it goes under contract.

All that said, if they had the bandwidth to put more than 20% down, and sink $95k into fixing up the place, my sense is they do have a chunk of assets they can lean on behind the scenes. But long-term planning is probably not looking good, so they are fleeing to canada for le socialism thinking they'll be treated to a wealth of free healthcare and eventually Canada's old age security program. But if Canada keeps on its trend economically, they might have to get lucky just to obtain discounted MAID.

 

[Coon Cheese]

People think that pussy will fix a lot of women hating incels but clearly the raped is still a woman hating spineless creepy faggot.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

They're trying to own the meta commentary because Ian has like 50k in the bank, a house sell in a few months and some crypto but given their lifestyle that cushion aint much clearly shit like this wasn't bringing the big bucks


Dude looks like soyjack



The content cop probably brought some money but idk man

 

[A-Stump]

They're trying to own the meta commentary because Ian has like 50k in the bank, a house sell in a few months and some crypto but given their lifestyle that cushion aint much clearly shit like this wasn't bringing the big bucks

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Dude looks like soyjack

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The content cop probably brought some money but idk man

Those numbers aren't actually too bad if he had a frequent upload schedule. He does not.

If he just pivoted to reaction content he could have a very comfortable life with little effort even if he gets 100k views a video. Just look up a bodycam video, say 'that's crazy', rake in the money like any other slop jockey.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Who wore it better?



Why does the 1 flavour of Monster I like have to look like her?

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

"You don't need to know D...... B......'s name. He just needs to know that I know it"

 

[MrMM]

"You don't need to know D...... B......'s name. He just needs to know that I know it"

 

[Pitckus]

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It was Destiny Bonnell all along?!

 

[Mister Mint]

Who wore it better?

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Why does the 1 flavour of Monster I like have to look like her?

The only difference is that it's easier for any random guy to get into her can.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

So what happened to the bag anisa got from OF? Surely she didn't waste it on designer handbags she has no need for?

 

[Terfatron]

She should just open a bakery. I think that would be perfect and work out just splendid with her well documented work ethic


You hear that guys, EXTREMLY passionate!

 

[TheArtilleryman]

The only difference is that it's easier for any random guy to get into her can.

I can only speak for the can of Monster but I'm pretty confident it's the more appetising option

 

[RandomGibberish]

I can only speak for the can of Monster but I'm pretty confident it's the more appetising option

A single can of Monster will bring you more joy for the duration of the drink than 9 years of Anisa combined.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

A single can of Monster will bring you more joy for the duration of the drink than 9 years of Anisa combined.

I would rather drink nothing but horse piss for the rest of my life than spend one day with Anisa. I've been around women like her before. It's a uniquely torturous experience, akin to waterboarding. The fact Ian hasn't killed himself yet is a true miracle.

 

[RandomGibberish]

I would rather drink nothing but horse piss for the rest of my life than spend one day with Anisa. I've been around women like her before. It's a uniquely torturous experience, akin to waterboarding. The fact Ian hasn't killed himself yet is a true miracle.

Suicide arc will happen after Anisa has left him.

I'm genuinely convinced that the only reason Anisa has stayed with Ian for so long is out of sheer spite — just to prove the haters wrong who called her a gold-digging whore who would leave as soon as the money would dry up.

She has to keep up the LARP as a cooking and caring trad wife.

It's the same reason she still keeps her OnlyFans up — to show she’s not ashamed of her past as a sex worker.
And why she had that pinned post on X for ages — as a statement that it matters only to her and that the criticism doesn’t faze her.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

There's been a lot of theorizing that Anisa will cry abuse if and when she leaves Ian. What if that backfires? Who does Anisa have left outside of her haters at this point? If she says Ian hit her I could see a large number of people saying "Good." and moving on.

We all know it would be fake anyways.

 

[A Snek]

Ian hit her I could see a large number of people saying "Good." and moving on

He did hit her on stream once iirc. She needed a few more to stop with all the bullshit and maybe it would of gave him a spine.

I don't think there's really anything she could say that would make people empathise with her, she's the outward facing figure 99% of the time saying retarded nasty shit and claiming to be the mastermind for all of Ian's videos anyway. They're both losers made for each other, they can sink on that ship hand in hand because there's no redemption arc for either of them, not even if Ian made a 180 and put out a content cop on Anisa and claimed he was only pretending to be retarded for 9 years, infact I think people would laugh at him more for doing so.

He MIGHT have a chance in a fantasy world if he left her, apologised to Sam Hyde and Ethan and then was their whipping boy instead. Maybe not, but I'd love to see him on Fishtank, especially getting Hassled, let Fatty have his revenge, etc

 

[TheArtilleryman]

He did hit her on stream once iirc. She needed a few more to stop with all the bullshit and maybe it would of gave him a spine.

I don't think there's really anything she could say that would make people empathise with her, she's the outward facing figure 99% of the time saying retarded nasty shit and claiming to be the mastermind for all of Ian's videos anyway. They're both losers made for each other, they can sink on that ship hand in hand because there's no redemption arc for either of them, not even if Ian made a 180 and put out a content cop on Anisa and claimed he was only pretending to be retarded for 9 years, infact I think people would laugh at him more for doing so.

He MIGHT have a chance in a fantasy world if he left her, apologised to Sam Hyde and Ethan and then was their whipping boy instead. Maybe not, but I'd love to see him on Fishtank, especially getting Hassled, let Fatty have his revenge, etc

Sam already has enough foster children and Ethan's bridge has been landmined. He needs to cut everyone else out and restart as an autistic squirrel enthusiast channel.

 

[DiamondHead_69]

She should just open a bakery. I think that would be perfect and work out just splendid with her well documented work ethic
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You hear that guys, EXTREMLY passionate!

if they still had money i bet shed be hounding the cuckman about opening her dream bookstore/cafe/plant/thrift shop combination boutique in the heart of Seattle. but Ldubbz doesn’t have lose 10k a year on wifes dream job money anymore.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Lol Dad laying some groundwork for a future charity stream/gofundme to get surgery on his eyeballs or whatever. Masterful work from the saddest old school grifter around.