🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda's mother only dressed as a ballerina when performing at donkey shows which tragically led to her getting impregnated with a Mexi-donkey fetus and God said that was vile and as such cursed the child with a bitch-tier trachea and a lust for children and small animals.

#deepestDarkSoulsLore
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Thanks for pinging me for the third time this week. I went ahead and added you to the EASI database for being a cub fanfiction writer, which bans you from 200 of Roblox's top games and counting. I also hit the Ignore button on your account so I won't see your notifications anymore.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Thanks for pinging me for the third time this week. I went ahead and added you to the EASI database for being a cub fanfiction writer, which bans you from 200 of Roblox's top games and counting. I also hit the Ignore button on your account so I won't see your notifications anymore.
I can’t imagine the Claudio spergout if you eventually make a video on him.

But still, this is pretty funny. Very nice.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Thanks for pinging me for the third time this week. I went ahead and added you to the EASI database for being a cub fanfiction writer, which bans you from 200 of Roblox's top games and counting. I also hit the Ignore button on your account so I won't see your notifications anymore.
HE. CAN'T. STOP. WINNING. The winning is all over his screen. What are we gonna do Claudiobros...
 
LOOOOOL OH MY GOD. THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR OUR CHILANGUITO.

Now what is he going to do without going on a gooning campaign in Roblox? You might have destroyed part of his miserable existence on the internet, Ruben.
 
Claudio has been awfully silent. I think Ruben may have single-handedly made him submit to the void.
 
Will Claudio be able to make an adequate sacrifice in time?
I’m sure there’s some more stray kittens in his neighborhood Claudio can rape before offering them up to Tezcatlipoca , I’m not sure how the Aztec gods feel about pre-raped cats, but I’m sure with enough of them he can make some kind of appealing sacrifice.
 
Claudio has been awfully silent. I think Ruben may have single-handedly made him submit to the void.
Usually at this time he is sperging uncontrollably about how he is winning and throws empty threats to everyone who rightfully makes fun of him.

Ruben strapped a rocket on his ass and now he's completely silent, I agree with you, he might obliterated our poor little taco bender.
 
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