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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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he's lost it
 
I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.
 
I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.
Your brain isn't full of holes, that's why you can remember it.
 
I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.
I remember when conspiracy theories were kind of harmless and didn't innately have a kind of political menace that proves everything in the world wants you annihilated yesterday. It was like...were the Challenger astronauts dead instantly on breakup (no) or did some survive all the way to the ocean? (yes)
 
This is fucking Boomer tier bullshit.

Even when he's pretending to be a schizo Jack's boring. It's feels so performative, like he's taking whatever retarded nonsense from tiktok to try and establish his right wing bona fides instead of telling the truth and just admit he's a SoCal welfare nigger faggot at heart.
Exactly. He's not saying this because he thinks it's profound. He's saying it because he wants to be seen as "that guy" that says interesting things.

Does fatty know that Trump is the one covering up the Epstein files? I am guessing that fatty still blames Biden for that somehow
I doubt Fatty knows what day it is or what he had for breakfast.

EDIT: Incomplete.
 
The Strokelord doesn't remember the Reagan assassination attempt....sad!
Not to mention Ronnie actually survived a sucking chest wound and still joked with the surgeons wheeling him in to the OR, and didn't act like the assassination equivalent of a bad haircut was a triumph of godblood over man.
 
Not to mention Ronnie actually survived a sucking chest wound and still joked with the surgeons wheeling him in to the OR, and didn't act like the assassination equivalent of a bad haircut was a triumph of godblood over man.
“I hope you’re not democrats…”




:story:





Jack probably will unironically mumble the same thing being wheeled into the ER on the final stroke.


But I wouldn’t downplay the attempt on Trump as a bad haircut. 1” would have been vastly different
 
They did? That's terrifying.
The crew cabin did not explode. It separated intact and descended to the ocean over two minutes and 12 seconds, during which the crew was almost certainly alive. The cabin was found relatively whole on the ocean floor but obviously hitting the water at 200MPH was not survivable. Three of the seven astronauts activated their Personal Egress Air Packs (PEAPs), which supply emergency air. The pilot’s PEAP was activated, and his switch panel had switches moved from launch positions, implying deliberate action after the explosion.
 
Jack was a teenage and young adult in the 80's so he grew up in the 70's but I guess that makes him sound too old.

As someone who did grow up in the 80's remember Reagan getting shot, the Cold War and fears of Nuclear Armageddon, the rise in Homelessness, Crack Epidemic and Just Say No, the Beirut Barracks Bombings, The Troubles in Ireland, Challenger, & Fags and AIDS. As much as he bitches about NYC today listen to anyone who lived there in the 70's and 80's it's like they're talking about a War Zone and if you find video it looks like one. Time Square was all rundown businesses, porn shops, hookers, drug addicts, dealers, and pimps.

This is a movie called Class of 1984 this is what Hollywood thought are High Schools were like


I loved the 80's and if I could I'd go back in a heartbeat, but it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows that's for fucking sure.
 
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