💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Patrick Bateman]

There’s an alternate universe where Ian makes the documentary about Joji instead of Sam, where Ian complains about how Joji was able to transition from making edgy content on Youtube to getting on the Billboard 200 with his last single, all without self-flagellating himself on the Internet.

He starts wailing “Why did you abandon Anisa and I?” in place of talking about the Kickstarter crap copyright strike.

Imagine if Anisa’s husband actually made a documentary on Joji and not some smug teardown, but something genuine, instead of the 7 year grudge against Sam Hyde. A proper sit-down, a “day in the life,” letting Joji reflect openly on his YouTube days, talk about what drives him now, what he's passionate about. You know, actual storytelling. Instead, we get these “retard of the week” exposés where Anisa’s husband plays the role of enlightened Nordic gigachad-gamer, dunking on people while pretending he's above it all.

Thing is, his best content back when it was actually watchable always came with this simmering nerd-rage spite. Now, the ego’s too loud and the spire is even louder. He couldn’t make something empathetic even if he tried, too busy posturing, too afraid to step out of the spotlight.

Take the Airsoftfatty doc. What worked were the quiet, human parts: seeing his home life, hearing how he got into YouTube, learning what he actually cared about. Yeah, his life was messy and he was clearly dealing with a lot, but that’s what made the honesty land. The stuff that mattered was his voice, his friends, his weird little projects, not the now-broke Seattle pseudo-intellectual inserting himself into the narrative as the “normal” guy. Just let the story breathe, let the subject speak. That’s what people care about, the ride and not the lecture.

If he would have done this, he would be happily sitting in his house making new content, and not stuck in the basement floorboards like some reverse Anne Frank hiding from his own past mistakes.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Well, there's always Fishtank.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>be Anisa
>only goal is to marry a rich and influential man
>finds one somehow so pathetic that he's willing to marry your ugly ass
>get's bored and decides to destroy his career, mental state and reputation by any means necessary.
>completely buck break him, turning him into the internets biggest cuck and everyone now hates him.
>plan works too well and now influence and money are gone
>can't monkey branch to another rich idiot because you're reputation is also shot and somehow destroyed your body even more with mentally ill tattoos.
>TFW you've fucked up so bad that the smelly, poor, broken cuck you worked to destroy is you're only option.
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We call this Karma

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

>be Anisa
>only goal is to marry a rich and influential man
>finds one somehow so pathetic that he's willing to marry your ugly ass
>get's bored and decides to destroy his career, mental state and reputation by any means necessary.
>completely buck break him, turning him into the internets biggest cuck and everyone now hates him.
>plan works too well and now influence and money are gone
>can't monkey branch to another rich idiot because you're reputation is also shot and somehow destroyed your body even more with mentally ill tattoos.
>TFW you've fucked up so bad that the smelly, poor, broken cuck you worked to destroy is you're only option.
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How dose she hide the horns?

Has Anisa ever genuinely laughed in a video?
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[Gorilla Man]

>TFW you've fucked up so bad that the smelly, poor, broken cuck you worked to destroy is you're only option.

Imagine living in a basement and having to deal with Ian's unwashed poopy pants smell
Imagine being stuck in that basement, during Canadian winter, with no ventilation

SUFFAH ANISA

 

[Granny's Peach Tea]

How long before anus leaves her husband and starts simping for another, richer content creator to leech money and clout from and drag into the hasan circle?

Anisa tried monkeybranching to Hasan by flying him out to Creator Clash 2, going on his stream with her smelly husband and having Ian put him in the Content Cop. Even that cake she made was closer to Hasan’s birthday than Ian’s. Too bad he hates Ethan more than he tolerates them.

I wonder if she punches herself about not trying to get with Max or Joji, even Chad. It reads just like one of those “when you meet his friends but find out you got with the ugliest one” scenarios, but with the Cancer Crew.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I know junkies who are better with money than these retards.

 

[Irregardless]

Take the Airsoftfatty doc. What worked were the quiet, human parts: seeing his home life, hearing how he got into YouTube, learning what he actually cared about. Yeah, his life was messy and he was clearly dealing with a lot, but that’s what made the honesty land. The stuff that mattered was his voice, his friends, his weird little projects, not the now-broke Seattle pseudo-intellectual inserting himself into the narrative as the “normal” guy. Just let the story breathe, let the subject speak. That’s what people care about, the ride and not the lecture.

Thinking about it now the fatty doc was sort of a "Pot meet Kettle" situation. When Ian was the same age as fatty was in that doc, the main differences between the 2 was Fatty's weight and his autism. Other than that when Ian was fatty's age he was also a virgin loser with no father, barely any friends, and no future.

I just find it funny the idea of Ian judging or thinking he was better than fatty, when the reality is if he didn't get lucky with YouTube he would be in just as shitty a situation as fatty was.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

so we're like 95% sure they're divorcing within the next like 6 months right?

No.
This type is of the discussion in this thread is akin to Ralph's "he is having a heart attack/overdose in the next 6 months" discussion.
People having been saying this for years, and never happens.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

When this man was screaming niggerfaggot he actually had light in his eyes, now just fucking look at him.

Is called growing up chud!

 

[break these cuffs]

Is called growing up chud!

I too was broke and living in my parents unfurnished basement at 30 because I blew seven figures on absolutely worthless shit. It's called empathy. You should try it some time.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Has Anisa ever genuinely laughed in a video?
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All it takes is one bad video to reduce the funniest youtuber to a disheveled cuck.
999999h in photoshop

 

[Beggamania]

Maybe Islam is right and girls like Anus need to be regularly beaten with a stick. It's what her 8% ancestral heritage is asking for and she lashes out because The Raped won't put his foot down.

You know, I have a friend like this, and let me tell ya something. Is "being mentally broken, having to cut off your friends, being manipulated into worst business decisions imaginable" really paradise compared to all of the above AND having whore of a wife? The real man would understand that, and just throw her out like the trash she is. Men like him are the real problems in theirs lives, the ones that don't have sense of themselves, and let manipulative bitches like her walk over them. There's levels to whores - Anisa is he worst example of them, boiled in her little group of Insufferables (Denims, frogan, and whoever else...ugh..)

 

[snark reddit]

well, at least she's staying with him in both rich and poor

 

[D. Dimmadome]

I wonder if they ever think about the gala after Cuck Clash 2. Do they look back with longing or with regret?

 

[Strangolapreti]

Anisa tried monkeybranching to Hasan by flying him out to Creator Clash 2,

ayou have no idea how good it would be if hasan was retard enough to get his own reputation, dignity and bank account kicked into the ground after letting anus enter his life.

 

[D. Dimmadome]

well, at least she's staying with him in both rich and poor

She's going to leave him the second something better comes along.

 

[frari]

THEY'RE POOR!!!

I call bullshiat. They are just saying this so people are less likely to sue them. This is also the reason they left the US.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

I wonder if they ever think about the gala after Cuck Clash 2. Do they look back with longing or with regret?

I think it was single-handedly the best day of Anisa's life. She got to hang around with all the popular kids, they drank and did karaoke, and she even got to host a little award ceremony where she graciously let everyone know how much Ian's life improved after she gave him the gift of boxing. At the time, she felt like she finally made it. Look at her twitter profile picture. Even after they were exposed as charity fraudsters for lavishly spending money on a vanity gala and burning down their brand for selfish retarded reasons, she still remembers that day so fondly and wishes she could do that every year. It's the sole reason they "tried" again for CC3.

Ian is too checked out to even remember how he felt having to deliver the bad news to every boxer while her wife was having the time of her life. It's all part of being an empathetic person.

 

[Piss Jugman]

The fact that they're still paying for their Seattle mortgage is prolly the main contributor to their current poverty. House is still in active listing, and given that they've fucked up everything else in their life, it's most likely the last big asset they have left. It's a shame that it's literally the least liquid asset they could've asked for lmao. They can't move into a place in Edmonton until they sell it off, but they're so dumb that they really think they can shovel off a dinky starter-home for a million dollars when it doesn't even have a driveway.