📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Soso]

1. The troon calls the chuds 'creepy', before detailing how he brought up hyena genitalia to them completely unbidden. The chuds are described as teenagers, meaning they are children.

I'm sure they laughed behind the troons' back, but also felt very violated after the troon decided to expose it's fetish. And if it's a club with mostly teenagers, why the hell are the troons in there in the first place?

 

[Stan]

The real milk is always in the profiles, but you gotta wonder why "I jerk off to hermaphrodite wolf people" guys can't just quietly accept that they're fucking strange anymore. Like why do they have to be "accepted"? Why can't they just be like "yeah, I'm a weird intense pervert, I wouldn't expect anybody to like me either"?

It’s what happens when a society becomes over liberalized, the trans foxkin diaper fetishists start thinking they deserve their day in the sun and to be treated as if it’s all a normal hobby instead of the very weird acquired taste that it is.

El Oh El. Are you sure your problem is just autism and not a touch of narcissism, buddy?

What I’m loving about this is his autistic metaphor that his gender is paywalled DLC. Yes, Virginia, the gender of your dreams is just 34,000 dollars and a 500gb download away!

I'm sure they laughed behind the troons' back, but also felt very violated after the troon decided to expose it's fetish. And if it's a club with mostly teenagers, why the hell are the troons in there in the first place?

To give impromptu biology lectures about hyena reproduction of course. How else are you going to get those CE credits you need?

 

[nonespecified]

Holy SHIT, where is this from?

Hell.

 

[Intel Core Ultra 7 265k]

It's not even true. From cursory research, female hyenas just have grotesque oversized clitorises that they piss through. They are in no other functional way comparable to penises. It's unsurprising that such details are lost on a group of people who genuinely think that there is no anatomical distinction between a vagina and a festering medical wound.

So many trannies didn't even question the legitimacy of the fact in the comment and how fucking weird it is to bring this shit up to children

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Troon scares off a couple of chuds with some epic hyena facts.

This is the same group of people that got mad when the UK required that people with gender issues be assessed for autism too.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

What's the odds that the A is an Alice? It's not even that big of a 'win', they just looked at some retard and went 'ok' and left? You didn't own them or anything, they aren't going to stop being transphobic, they're now just going to call you a dog rapist tranny instead of just a tranny.

I just want to ask, I'm not the only person here that like Freudian reads 'tra' as trans rape apologists instead of rights activists right?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

It's not even that big of a 'win', they just looked at some retard and went 'ok' and left? You didn't own them or anything, they aren't going to stop being transphobic, they're now just going to call you a dog rapist tranny instead of just a tranny.

Yeah I'm not entirely sure what the troon thinks he achieved there either. I very much doubt that anyone involved in that exchange - participant or onlooker - will have walked away from it even slightly disabused of any preconceptions they may have had about trannies all just being a bunch of degenerate basement-dwelling spastics with Chris-Chan tier social skills.

The fact that not a single one of the responses (to this post or others like it) ever say anything to the effect of "You made a total dumbass of yourself in public and damaged our reputation by association" speaks volumes about why trannies are the way they are. It also shows why bullying is such an important part of social development and why its absence in these communities is so felt: If you act like a retard, you should get called a retard. Then you'll be less inclined to act like a retard again.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

So Mathilda is what happens when all the stars are aligned for a troon: genetic luck, a dumb but sweet gay guy, a lot of efforts and money. Keep in mind it's the extremly curated medias which only show the good parts, ignoring the stinkditch & the short expiration date of M. who'll age like milk. I know it's seems like a W for them but the fragility of his situation and the impending fall make it an ominous L.

Emma Ellingsen is IMO the closest to passing* of the troons. Probably going to have his hips fall apart at 38, but still. Doesn’t seem to have a bf IG because he’s been neutered.

Stills, walking, voice. Not all angles, wrists.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

It also shows why bullying is such an important part of social development and why its absence is so felt: If you act like a retard, you should get called a retard. Then you'll be less inclined to act like a retard again.

I think this is just not true anymore. You're on the tranny death killcount site and yet trannies still exist. They do get bullied. Simple as. Be it kids that just have that innocent 'say whatever they're thinking' mindset or people who rightfully hate the movement be them women feminists or 'transphobes' here to just boomers hating anything that they didn't grow up with in their sheltered childhoods. Fucking everyone takes the piss out of trannies, yet they still exist. Bullying them is not the answer because until the entire medical industry stops bullshitting and the politicians reverse the retarded legal protections these people have they won't change. Bullying is mostly social right? It enforces social norms. Don't shower? People call you stinky. Pissed yourself in class? People call you piss pants or whatever. But what about being a nerd? Doing loads of homework and all that shit, in the west you might get bullied for it, in Asia you probably won't because that's the norms over there. The teachers and society as a whole want everyone to be nerds so they will likely tell off the kid who bullied the nerd, now replace 'Asian nerd' with 'western tranny'. At the moment the people at the top of society, the ones with the most power have decided that society should accept trannies, so bullying isn't going to change that. It's a bit like all the other fads, emos got bullied but they were still emo beacuse that was the culture at the time. Or you can point to literally everyone here, I'd be willing to bet most people here were bullied at some point and just by the nature of being on this site you don't conform to what society wants but I doubt someone could be bullied out of views they formed because of this specific thread. If the culture endorses something (like emos) then bullying will not stop them, people just getting bored of it and no longer being trendy will cause that. If someone has absolute confidence in their beliefs from someone/thing more powerful than they are then they will also not change their beliefs from bullying, like this thread. Transgenders are both in the cultural zeitgeist and are trendy right now and also they have the backing of the most senior people in society and almost all of the medical industry. Bullying alone isn't going to change their minds, otherwise it would have already. Showing them exactly how society lies to them, how they are being groomed, the ways they will ruin their body and the horrific medical experiment their crotch will be left as, that will.

That being said bullying them is more fun and they probably wouldn't listen to reason anyway so it probably wouldn't hurt, so carry on lol. Bullying hasn't made people 'normal' since the internet has existed because now you can find 1000 supportive people online for every one irl bully.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The UN Human Rights Council has released a report recommending that "woman" should be defined by sex. PDF Available Here

The report goes into the problems that legislating based on gender identity has caused, including everything from accurate reporting of violence against women to sports leagues. It's just the UN, so it doesn't really change anything but it's an interesting sign of the times.

Troonbians on suicide watch.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

because until the entire medical industry stops bullshitting and the politicians reverse the retarded legal protections t

Good news! The FTC is going to investigate whether the gender medicine is fraudulent! And from Skrmetti the SCOTUS said that troons aren't protected by the 14th amendment, because if you can't identify one you can't identify a group.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

So many trannies didn't even question the legitimacy of the fact in the comment and how fucking weird it is to bring this shit up to children

To be fair it sounds like this is a same age group interaction. The troons need to be picked up, probably by one of their parents, and OP outright says that they all knew the aggressors from grade school in one way or another. So it’s less creepy autistic pedophile, more creepy autistic kid from school who doesn’t realize how creepy and autistic he’s acting.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Bullying hasn't made people 'normal' since the internet has existed because now you can find 1000 supportive people online for every one irl bully.

I was referring more to their lack of intra-community bullying. The total absence of that is what enables them to act like buffoons at basically all times because as you say, bullying from non-trannies doesn't phase them to anywhere near the extent that it should because they spend their entire online lives in hugboxes. They're conditioned to act like retards, because nobody (whose opinion they care about) ever calls them out for acting like retards.

Case in point, look at this response I found to that hyena thing I shared earlier:



Name me one other collective of humans, contemporary or historical, that wouldn't laugh this person over the horizon for daring to say such a retarded autistic thing in earnest. Tranny subreddits would applaud a troon for literally pulling his pants down in a school and shitting on the floor to own the transphobes, because the ends always justify the means with them and nothing they can conceivably do is too ludicrous, egregious or pathetic.

Fortunately for us (and society at large) they will never realize this, nor adjust their behaviour accordingly. The main cause of transphobia is exposure to trannies so the more they act like retards in public/online and refuse to police their own to any degree, the quicker their demise.

 

[CTR Operative]

Found a lil dood in the wild on the h3h3 subreddit, when I was looking for people shitting on Anisa & iDubbbz. The main post is about some retro-pinup OF chick talking about how snark pages are harassing her over her body mods: she has butt/breast implants and does corset training to look more feminine. Apparently, this pooner took that personally and started projecting all over the place:

No I understand. She’s doing extreme body modification and I only know her because of her failed butt implants. Why doesn’t she like herself? I can’t even imagine the amount of money she’s wasted on lip injections and ass implants just so she can look… more fuckable? That’s the goal. That’s what being a pin up doll means. I NEED money for top surgery. It’s so necessary for my mental health, and meanwhile I get to watch this woman blow money on an ass implant she doesn’t need, twice, just so she can look more like a sex robot?

lol, lmao even

Spoiler: she keeps going on about 'loving yourself'

when called out for sounding jealous:

I’m a 25 yr old trans man why would I be jealous of her? Jealousy isn’t even a negative emotion. You could argue that people who hate on Elon are jealous that he has a lot of money, which they are. People are jealous that Jeff Bezos has a lot of money. Does that mean we can’t criticize them because we’re jealous of them…? If i’m jealous, what is she? Dysmorphic? She obviously hated her body which is why she’s spent SOO much time, money, recovery time during surgery, etc. trying to make herself look like a sex bot. I’m not making fun of her, she wants to look like a sex bot.

when someone calls her toxic:

I don’t blame her for anything. I feel bad that she didn’t love herself enough. If she loved the way she looks in the first place, why put yourself through so much financial and physical strain? Cosmetic surgeries simply because you want your ass to be fatter do not make sense to me. You don’t like the way you look because you’re unhappy with yourself or you compare yourself to others, so you get surgery for it instead of working on your mental health? Not comparable to transgender dysphoria, which is not fixable with therapy. Body dysmorphia is much sadder.

Right, it's totally different than an obviously autistic girl wanting to lop her tits off to be more like her yaoi fanfics. Apparently that wasn't enough because they replied again to the same comment a few minutes later:

i would also say this opinion is more common than you’d think and that it’s even a feminist and body positive opinion, even though it’s controversial. Like arguing whether or not sex work is empowering. It’s a feminist opinion to say it IS empowering, but also a feminist opinion to argue it IS degrading. Why did she get surgery? “she wanted to look nice” or whatever is always the response, but that implies she didn’t like the way she looked before. So the only reason behind cosmetic surgery i can ever surmise, is just not liking the way you look or thinking the way another person looks is PREFERABLE, implying the way you look now is not preferable. If she loved her body, she wouldn’t get surgery. If she was okay with the way she looked, she wouldn’t get surgery.

Mansplaining feminism?!? unfortunately h3h3 is such a libcucked sub that no one called lil dood out on the bolded parts, but they did get called misogynist (I wonder if that was a hit of gender euphoria?)

I don’t understand how. I think wanting her to be happy with herself is a very positive opinion.

God forbid she be happy with herself, though.

The pooner in question, by the way:



Why would you have a fursona unless you hate your body?

 

[Rick The Stick]

Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?

This pooner is going to abuse her son. 200%

 

[TismFarmer]

Bad example, they are not synonyms.

I know this is pretty late, and was a retarded argument anyway, but Lili5000 was correct in this instance.

All dogs are canines, not all canines are dogs.
All women are females, not all females are women.

As for what it has to do with Trannys?
I don't know or care, all I can think is:
All transwomen are men, not all men are transwomen.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I was referring more to their lack of intra-community bullying. The total lack of that is what enables them to act like buffoons at basically all times because as you say, bullying from non-trannies doesn't phase them to anywhere near the extent that it should because they spend their entire online lives in hugboxes. They're conditioned to act like retards, because nobody (whose opinion they care about) ever calls them out for acting like retards.

Case in point, look at this response I found to that hyena thing I shared earlier:

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Name me one other collective of humans, contemporary or historical, that wouldn't laugh this person over the horizon for daring to say such a retarded autistic thing in earnest. Tranny subreddits would applaud a troon for literally pulling his pants down in a school and shitting on the floor to own the transphobes, because the ends always justify the means with them and nothing they can conceivably do is too ludicrous, egregious or pathetic.

Fortunately for us (and society at large) they will never realize this, nor adjust their behaviour accordingly. The main cause of transphobia is exposure to trans people so the more they act like retards in public/online and refuse to police their own to any degree, the quicker their demise.

“I hissed at them and did the Naruto run! I won!”

Spoiler

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

This pooner is going to abuse her son. 200%

Yeah, but having read through it, I don't think it will be sexual, she will just hurt him randomly and maybe try to kill him, worst case scenario.

Edit: because she is a woman, and they do that to kids in their long-term-care that are not theirs, he is the child of a rival woman.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Yeah, but having read through it, I don't think it will be sexual, she will just hurt him randomly and maybe try to kill him, worst case scenario.

Edit: because she is a woman, and they do that to kids in their long-term-care that are not theirs, he is the child of a rival woman.

What's the chance this pooner gets divorce papers? Because I think it's high.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Saw this one in the wild and KNEW from the title it was a ftm.

I literally could only see about half of the first paragraph and picked it out, lol.

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