🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I will stop bullying Claudio once I get bored.

In other words, when he finally logs off. In other words, never.

The vast majority of dog owners stay outside the shower with their clothes on as they clean their pets. Why did you get naked and then get into the shower with your dog?

Hey faggot.

You fucking faggot.

Do you really think everywhere else is like fucking USA? The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

Ah, what am I saying. Of course you do! You belong to Satan!

But if I kill myself I’ll go to hell.

You are literally, word for word, a Pharisee. You are a Judas Iscariot. You would scream for Barrabas to be freed. All you need is to be a jew and the full on Pharisee attire done!

“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”
Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me! Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

Free will truly has a high price, and you show it with your dumbassery.

I did. You wanted me to post the images for you. And I tell you I will not be seeking out cub porn for you.

"Outlandish statements require outlandish evidence."

You failed this.

Seethe more fag. Pray to your moon god and watch as nothing happens.

You... are literally the one LARPing as a uber-traditional European (which were pagan).

None of that is an explanation for why you get naked in the shower with your dog.

Yes, yes it is. Get fucked. In fact, please swallow nails. I heard iron is good for your body. And no, the "telephone shower" we have DOES NOT reach that down.

You make me really wonder if your parents were close cousins.

Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?

Reminder: 600 mass shootings in 2023, USA.

Diddy? Almost free of charges.

Epstein? He totally killed himself, dood.

Pride? Created in USA

Hollywood and its cabal? USA.

 

[NoxTuk]

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

15 degrees Celsius ( or 59 degrees Fahrenheit for the Americans) is not cold at all, dude. What kind of pathetic excuse is this?

Reminder: 600 mass shootings in 2023, USA.

Diddy? Almost free of charges.

Epstein? He totally killed himself, dood.

Pride? Created in USA

Hollywood and its cabal? USA.

And I should care, why? I'm not American. And no, even if you ask I'm not doxing myself to give you some resemblance of "proof".

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Even if they aren’t, he could have just stood outside the shower and not gotten wet.

Maybe they needed to conserve water so he needed to take his shower at the same time or something? I know his family isn’t the most well off.

Nice projection right there, you dumb ass bitch. The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

My mother did not use the money from my late grandfather. (Dumbass doesn't realize my father will end up using this as ammo if he gets "too angry" (and too dumb))

15 degrees Celsius ( or 59 degrees Fahrenheit for the Americans) is not cold at all, dude.

If you need to wear a jacket, it's cold enough to make someone sick.

MY FUCKING STATE HAS STRONG WINDS BECAUSE IT'S LOCATED IN A MOUNTAIN ENCLOSURE. The mountain chaining makes a bowl effect with the wind.

RETARD.

 

[Man In A Dress]

"Outlandish statements require outlandish evidence."

You failed this.

Then just look back through the thread to the link I posted. Not my problem you're this retarded.

You... are literally the one LARPing as a uber-traditional European (which were pagan).

I never claimed to be European or uber-trad. Heil Satan.

 

[NoxTuk]

If you need to wear a jacket, it's cold enough to make someone sick.

MY FUCKING STATE HAS STRONG WINDS BECAUSE IT'S LOCATED IN A MOUNTAIN ENCLOSURE. The mountain chaining makes a bowl effect with the wind.

RETARD.

Wearing a jacket at 15°C just because of wind is extremely pathetic. You'd die if you got temperatures of like -5°C. I guess brown people really can't handle cold weather.

 

[Spectate]

"My country gets COLD"... and he lives in Mexico.

Still don't see how it being cold correlates to you neededing to get naked to wash your dog, but okay.

 

[Markass the Worst]

By the way, self defense killing is legal in my state, so don't fucking think about smoking a blunt and spread lies.

People who brag about having self defense laws are the least likely to actually understand them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The direction this conversation is taking makes me wonder what exactly happened when Claudio's parents gave him a bath as a small child. "Bath time, Claudio! Now come here and help mama get her bra off!"

I guess it's okay if it's (legal) incest.

Very odd that he also says his mother helps him manage his crippling muscle disease. We know that Claudio thinks medicine is given anally. What the fuck kind of sexual deviant activities are going on in that household?

If I was Manuel, I'd beat my wife too if she was sticking things up my son's ass and taking naked baths with him.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

...

Wait. These people don't care about my well being, therefore... Of course, it makes sense to go to the other conclusion.

@DoNotFeedTheSneed Did you want Maya to get fucking sick? Fucking retard.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did you want Maya to get fucking sick? Fucking retard.

Yes. I want your gay little dog to die.

 

[Spectate]

@DoNotFeedTheSneed Did you want Maya to get fucking sick? Fucking retard.

How does you getting naked stop Maya from getting sick?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Mind you, she was not even a year old at the time. THEREFORE─ Yes, you did want her to get sick just because your spoiled rotten (in both ways) brain can't comprehend the idea of... The same innocent act of bathing your dog being done in other ways.

How does you getting naked stop Maya from getting sick?

Pay attention, fag bitch. We are talking about the hypothetical "bathe Maya outside".

Yes. I want your gay little dog to die.

Since when does "Maya" sound like a male name for you, retard? Keep in mind I have literally SHOWN her, here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How does you getting naked stop Maya from getting sick?

Claudio needs to stick things in the dog's butt. He does know how medicine works.

Do you need me to liquify it and shove it up your ass? It works too, knowing how medicine works.

Since when does "Maya" sound like a male name for you, retard? Keep in mind I have literally SHOWN her, here.

Being female doesn't make your dog any less gay. If a man was walking around with a purse, I would say, "Look at that gay purse." If I see Claudio with his gay little dog, I would say, "Look at that gay little dog."

 

[Spectate]

Pay attention, fag bitch. We are talking about the hypothetical "bathe Maya outside".

You don't need to do that to stay fully clothed while washing your dog...

Here I'll draw a little diagram.

So you put your dog into the bath, you stay out of the bath, and you lean over into the bath to wash the dog/cat/whatever.

 

[NoxTuk]

Mind you, she was not even a year old at the time. THEREFORE─ Yes, you did want her to get sick just because your spoiled rotten (in both ways) brain can't comprehend the idea of... The same innocent act of bathing your dog being done in other ways.

"Other ways" and it's the one that makes you get naked. If this doesn't confirm you're a zoophile, I don't know what else will.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

People who brag about having self defense laws are the least likely to actually understand them.

Spoiler: Mfw they did it again (Warning: Literally M Rated Cartoon gore)

"My country gets COLD"... and he lives in Mexico.

Do you need to be spoonfed everything? Not all Mexico is a fucking desert, dumbass. Most of USA's deserts ARE LITERALLY from states that were MEXICO'S at some point.

Being female doesn't make your dog any less gay.

Even my head began to hurt from reading this. Unless you mean she's happy, yes. She's very gay then.

So you put your dog into the bath, you stay out of the bath, and you lean over into the bath to wash the dog/cat/whatever.

Do you suffer... amnesia? I don't have a bathtub.

Moron.

"Other ways" and it's the one that makes you get naked.

That's just projection on your part. After all, YOUR race is 54% of the people that pay for sex slaves in the sex trafficking industry, despite being 8% of the world population.

...Which is a fucking funny number since African Americans (the male half) are less than 7% in USA, and have the same statistic (54%)─Just for violent crimes.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

are you so much of a cripple that you cant shower your dog without making a mess? im legit thinking a scenerario were you have to get naked to wash a dog

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Here I'll draw a little diagram.

Oooooh, that makes so much more sense. Thanks for the explanation!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't have a bathtub

Well, that explains the smell.