🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,620
Vic Macedonia said:
Can the thread not be derailed by retards arguing about shitty code? Double edged sword when retards post videos about Jason because now everyone comes out of the woodwork to become the resident coding expert in this thread.
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I think every single code sperg needs to open up their post with a compiler made from scratch by them, only then will we know they are white and not a coding NIGGER, earning them the right to code sperg.

Bonus points if they also use Holy C.
 
Stickplant said:
Yeah and the whole thing is not just that he forgot the birthday and talks shit about the old message being valid for that birthday, too...
It also means that he didn't text his dad at all for at least over a year.

What a sad excuse for a son.
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I've seen a clip where he said his dad is in the chat and some dude pestering him 'could ask him'. I'm asking because I don't watch his stream, but is his father often in his streams?
 
Joey and Shaye are both artists with green eyes.

Now, maybe I'm known to stretch things a bit, but the obvious conclusion is that Jason is not only satisfied with fucking a version of himself through Shaye's FTM pseudo-transition, he also wants to fuck his dad through her, while he's wearing mom's hair.
And he still keeps Shaye as a female too, where I'm sure he's borderline physically abusive and controlling, so he can really show mom who's THE BOSS.
 
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Man, this video got me laughing pretty hard. Not only does Jason *never* talk about the fact he worked at blizzard, but in the supercut of him talking about blizzard it focuses on him saying how much he loved blizzard followed immediately by how much he hated it. So good.

 
Slimpacks said:
The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDB49s7Naww
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Those wo can, do those who can't teach. It's always a huge tell when one of these grifters channels are focused around coaching buisness instead of the actual subject matter. Cause it makes them way more money then their actuall abilites could. If you go on his instagram it's fucking gold. It's all wannabe Andrew Tate shit. He is bragging about how much money he's spending on his girlfriend and vaccations. He even has a reel where he's bragging about how much he's making of his whales.
 
Slimpacks said:
The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDB49s7Naww
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"I developed in game maker."
Sounds like he grabbed an unemployed game dev college student off the street to me.
 
I was watching through some Heartbound gameplay and lol'd pretty hard at what used to be the dialogue telling the player they reached the end of the demo

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I was surprised how competent the game looked. Art, animations, music were mostly good, writing was serviceable with some cringe 2edgy4u moments, and the combat system looks like it could be interesting if there was more variety to the minigames. Like not factoring in his fanbase and hatebase I could see it being a middling success if it released before the peak genre oversaturation.

The 'choices really matter' thing that Jason always cites as the reason for delays I could see being the game's biggest flaws though since it means you have to jump to new locations constantly without getting to know any character too deeply or else their dialogue tree will exponentially branch out of control or too many decisions would made for it to be tenable to justify any possible branch gelling with what happens next in the overarching story. It'd be cool if pulled off well, but I doubt Mald is the one to pull it off well, there's a reason why even the biggest RPGs just boil the decision making and impact to a few numbers (morality score, friendship levels, who you married, etc.) that change a few bits of dialogue and focus on a strong central narrative with
 
Billy Bong said:
Harmful Opinions did a full playthrough of Heartbound on stream tonight and OMG the game is BRUTAL. It's a typical high school project for computer class, about furry faggotry and childhood trauma. He played the newest iteration of the game, which he purchased.
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...we spent so much time...
...sperging about the code...
...that we all missed...
...that half of the dialogue in the game...
...is written like this...
 
Vic Macedonia said:
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"heartbound's core functionality was developed in GMS 1.4. The grand majority of development since then has been story writing oriented."


Is he trying to say that since september 2018(last update for GMS1.4), atleast 50% of development has been the writing? who even buys this bullshit ?
BjörnJärnsida said:
Those wo can, do those who can't teach. It's always a huge tell when one of these grifters channels are focused around coaching buisness instead of the actual subject matter. Cause it makes them way more money then their actuall abilites could. If you go on his instagram it's fucking gold. It's all wannabe Andrew Tate shit. He is bragging about how much money he's spending on his girlfriend and vaccations. He even has a reel where he's bragging about how much he's making of his whales.
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At the very least, Mald is like the game dev grifter version, except the difference between them is that Mald can't even teach game dev.
 
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