🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Huddinge]

You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

Also:

 

[Vince McMahon]

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Maybe the "Wouldn't steal a car" font? I think the name is FF Confidential

Sorry not sorry.

 

[spyfromTF2]

i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

You made fun of a ferret dying from being out of mana? Insane behavior dude. Fucking disgusting human being. That's psychopath shit.

Also: [vid]

I have never heard a laugh more devoid of joy before, calling it fake would be an actual compliment compared to it

It really seems like he never felt happiness in his entire life, all he can do is just try to mimic it

 

[Nintoddler]

I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.

You just know Mald spends every second he isn't streaming (or gooning) watching videos and reading posts about himself so I wonder how long it will take him to finish this one.

 

[canalCrab]

I think sloptubers should talk more about his cringe furry past. Extra points for mentioning ikea gnome.

Why not also talk about his cringe furry future while they're at it?

i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.
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He claims it is like that because he sets some elements to different values (you can still set those after a loop) but also, arrays in GML are 0 initialized...

In reality, that files comment are the only real documentation of which element is what flag

 

[spyfromTF2]

Why not also talk about his cringe furry future while they're at it?

He claims it is like that because he sets some elements to different values (you can still set those after a loop) but also, arrays in GML are 0 initialized...

In reality, that files comment are the only real documentation of which element is what flag

that's horrible design pattern, code should be self documenting and not filled with magic numbers and confusing code, idk why cant he just focus on streaming while a pro team of programmers finish the game, i think its his hackerman/20 years veteran programmer ego that made him work on it alone even doe he sucks donkydick.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

i have skimmed throw the thread and there are a lot of interesting discussion here, but Jesus i cant read 900+ pages about some gay furry wannabe hackerman, so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,
like any kid watching a free tutorial in youtube would know to write a for loop for that no way he is been coding for 20 years, my guess is that since he self thought when he was 16-17 20 years ago, he never learned anything since that, his career does not need coding experiences at all (game testing, social engineering), i have seen jeetcode that is better then his code, i legit cant understand how he showed this as "proof" that he is working on his game.
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that's horrible design pattern, code should be self documenting and not filled with magic numbers and confusing code, idk why cant he just focus on streaming while a pro team of programmers finish the game, i think its his hackerman/20 years veteran programmer ego that made him work on it alone even doe he sucks donkydick.

You should still take a look in the thread, nonetheless, we go into extensive detail.

 

[Dr. Charles Forbin]

he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,

It's like the old "code you write when you get paid per line" joke

Except he's actually just a fucking retarded nigger to the point where he makes jeets and ChatGPT look like Terry

 

[GeldKampf]

so i dont know if someone else talked about this, i have checked some pirateSoftWare code and seen this part in this video timestamp at 7:11:01,
he is literally assigning the same value of 0 for the whole array,

You should've just read the thread, nigger. You're about to restart a multi-page autistic derail from Maldavius Ferrettree to talk about his code again. Literally everyone has mentioned it by now

 

[spyfromTF2]

You should've just read the thread, nigger. You're about to restart a multi-page autistic derail from Maldavius Ferrettree to talk about his code again. Literally everyone has mentioned it by now

HOW?
it took me 2 months to read 300 pages for other thread, wtf am i supposed to do and what even were you guys discussing?

 

[Luecke]

HOW?
it took me 2 months to read 300 pages for other thread, wtf am i supposed to do and what even were you guys discussing?

Thats on you, bud

 

[Kanye "Jesus Christ" West]

I've noticed he only says he needs to defend himself when it's against chatters he can ban on a whim.

But when it's against a youtuber he says he "doesn't engage in ragebait shit" and says he doesn't care.

 

[spyfromTF2]

Shut up and read then. No one interested in your clownshoe takes anyway. Faggot.

woah buddy, faggot?
that's homophobic and not nice at all
i don't know what even can be said about thor in 1000 pages.

 

[cigint]

it took me 2 months to read 300 pages for other thread, wtf am i supposed to do

Well you can read for 8 hours every day for two years, or you can just read for about 10 minutes every month. Our statistics indicate that for people whose wont is to say "what am I supposed to do," both of these work schedules correspond with approximately identical results.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Banan for scale

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zLDMOAlWLfc

 

[el gordo]

woah buddy, faggot?
that's homophobic and not nice at all
i don't know what even can be said about thor in 1000 pages.

'thor'

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:

I wonder how far the Internet will go on calling him a ferret rapist. Because as we all know. He's totally yiffing those poor animals

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

I'm not nervous I expect the EU Todo a basic updated Rights or Consumer protection legislation.
Or Ireland Todo something maybe?

Spoiler: Gay britbrong info

(Parliament could be supportive in the future. I've been contacted back by local MP that he acknowledge my request to SKG UK petition.)

But it has at least crossed the SKG message to around a million + more people.
The seeds of revenge will birth a new era of Managems

MALD will forever go down as a the Furfag That brought change to the world. -
- "First, second, Generation Blizzard employee,
Game Masturbator"

 

[Long Earlobes]

Here, in my country, there are kindergarten programs that go far beyond the concept of loops during the robotics lessons. Jason codes exactly in a way I would imagine as giving a senile, possibly demented, person a task to code, and the result would consist mostly out of "if this is true, then..." making it look like a paranoid conspiracy board with no systematization behind.
Throughout all of the code dives I have seen, not once there has been anything complicated enough that would require him something more advanced than infamously "unbreakable DRM" or masochistic dialogue integration. To be a devils advocate for a split second, I cannot recall seeing in his codebase fighting mechanics, and I am not sure I am up for this blight. I hoped that this Slop News Network guy would go over the similar code amount as that cyber-bullied furry.
Everything he "codes" is tied to conditioning. Dare I suggest, most prominent Scratch game creators have a better skill-set and competence than this figment of a game dev, so, should he switch to Scratch? oh, hell naw
Some time ago he was giddy showing up some "upcoming" projects he planned to do in, god forbid, 3D, iirc. But I am sure Jason is talented enough to make anything he touches or speak of insufferable no matter the language.
Additionally, Mald Figment never asks for an ounce of help, not from his "friends" or internet. Not even from AI (not that I am aware of). Now, whether this is utter confidence or complete lack thereof is not clear to me yet. However, his terracotta clay facade of a persona is cracking now. Perchance, soon we will see the answer.
Not sure I have read much on his genius ARG with in-line guide but I am sure there is a better way to integrate it rather use as an excuse for his loops and switch fetish.

As a side note: I would love seeing YandereDev doing a code review of Jason's code. That'd be a glorious spectacle

 

[Slimpacks]

This one has to go on LSF lmao "I don't believe that's true" -> "oh yeah I actually know it's true and apologized for it already"

In the second clip at 1:15, he also bans a chatter for suggesting that he should stop reacting to trolls, saying that you need to defend yourself. Lolcow behavior, dude! And he keeps showing these messages on stream