💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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watching this dude is like watching the batteries slowly drain on a toy. He's just getting slower and slower and it's great. I hope his last video takes 10 minutes to eek out one sentence and it's about MEAT.
 
Earlier today I saw his Convoy of Hope charity reset down and it was at $20. Did he restart it? As of posting, it's reading $437. who the fuck is donating to this crippled nigger
Convoy of Hope isn't Fatty's charity. It's the charity he has his channels set to donate to. The Fat on the Go channel only has $20 donated, and Cooking with Fat has $437 after a couple of years now. Because it's 2 different channels, they don't add up together. Fortunately because of the way youtube handles those donations, Fatty never touches the money anyway.
Fatty has nothing to do with it, and his channels have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing for it over the years. The only reason he even has that shit on his page is because his mushbrain associated it with the 2022 US/Canada trucker protests against the covid vaccine mandate.

Yes, he's mistaken it for this
 
  • Matthew Perry*
that's the funniest one, he was majorly known addict his entire life that spent probably hundreds of millions of dollars on doctors and medical opioid injections. Keeping him alive for decades when he could have just died from an OD off heroin in the 00s. He then drowned while in a K hole.
 

COLORADO GRILL - STEAK WARS​

(11/13/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K1VnNeiK84kPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=K1VnNeiK84k
I haven't had a working computer in quite awhile so I've been a mobile fag. Got a computer today and finally catching up on Jack properly. First video I play and the intro gives me the jumpscare I've been reading about for so long. Volume on 50% :) should've seen it coming. Never fucking change Jack
 
Ok, I just noticed that Fatty took bites of the first 3 pickles, but then shoves the entire pickle quarter into his throat for the 4th.

Doesn't take a bite, doesn't pause, just rams it down his throat.
 
what the fuck...the whole thing?
what the literal fuck...

you walking ball of crisco..what the fuck?
:c
If it wasn't cut into spears, I wonder if he'd have done that with an entire pickle. Also considering the lack of hesitation, and since it's Fatty complete lack of thought, after the first 3 pickles the homosexual tendencies in his brain took over for a moment causing him to reflexively deep throat it.

Horrifying, but that's the only explanation I can come up with.
 
Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.
 
Jack said he ran to his Bible for answers

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Remember, Jack said it doesn't count if it comes in a jar or a shaker.
It doesn't count if it casts a shadow.

Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.
He's probably seen a treadmill more times than his museum cannoli.

I could see Tammy forcing him to get one purely out of contempt than for any pragmatic reasons. She doesn't really HAVE to make him get one. I am altogether unconvinced it does anything other than shit itself at the sight of some MEATZ. To recall George Carlin, "you ever look at an extremely obese married couple walking around with a kid and think to yourself, 'how is it structurally possible for those people to have sex? how? Mechanics, physics shouldn't allow for it!'"
(though he was likely referencing some 600 pound land monsters. Come on Jackie do a weigh-in live! We'll be generous and let you shave off a few for that busted candy claw.)
 
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Ok, I just noticed that Fatty took bites of the first 3 pickles, but then shoves the entire pickle quarter into his throat for the 4th.
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Doesn't take a bite, doesn't pause, just rams it down his throat.
Man, throat goat Scalfani out here, making every hooker for a 10-mile radius jealous that they haven't had several life-threatening strokes.
 
Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view.
He also doesn't live in India, the only country where they have condoms in his size.
 
If it wasn't cut into spears, I wonder if he'd have done that with an entire pickle.
As if Jack wouldn't deep throat the first place winner and runner-up at a farmer's market pickle contest.

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The lighting in this Sneezning with Jack video is also a little off-putting with its darkness and tepid ambiance, it's like he's filming this in cooking purgatory. Godbear added up all his mortal sins, multiplied it by 50, all his venial sins by 25, added it up, and punished Jack to do a few thousand years in chef purgatory. Still deepthroating and cooking poorly, still mushmouthing, still cursed to wield that wanker's claw.
I like how he spends the first third of his ostensibly-titled "Cooking with Jack" video talking about Brianna's brain, trolls, and his charity association.

He also doesn't live in India, the only country where they have condoms in his size.
They have condoms in India? I thought they just took a dip in that shit-infested holy river to cleanse their post-coital instruments.
 
Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.
I think it’s something Jack did so he could sound like he’s a manly sex-haver.

Tammy was older when she shat out Cali, but not quite autism-danger old. As much as I like your point of Tammy doing the needful for humanity, she’s the type that would curse the world with an additional scalfatti if she knew how useless Junior would be.
 
we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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It's because he thinks it is, but wants some fucking retard he watches on Tiktok or his cunt of a brother or someone else to feed him the marching orders for this one since he's too stupid to ever come up with his own conspiracy theory.

Speaking of, not a shocker he's going hard on them, the most common trait for dipshits who believe in a load of them are the same elements for what causes Duning-Kruger effects. Massive overconfidence mixed with a desire to fake knowledge one does not actually have.
 
I think that jacks is mad enough to finally be reading his thread.


Hi Jack! Please remember, you’ll die being remembered as an asshole. And not much more.
 
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