🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Keep being a nanny of what people do in their free time, buddy ol' pal! @Sperg Spectator.

After all, this is Touhou's usual age rating for the games!

You are a walking contradiction! Good job!

 

[Spectate]

You are an hypocrite.

ESL

How old are you, Sperg? Obviously above 18. But give a FUCKING RANGE, YOU FUCKING RETARD!

Didn't you say that I powerlevel harder than you do? Surely you should know my exact birthdate if that was true.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Autistic malding]

I am not reading any of that.

Nope! I'm what they would call a "tourist." Never played a Touhou game.

>Didn't play a game
>Still obsessed over a loli

Sure, euroamerican... Sure. Lying is bad, btw.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

buddy ol' pal! @Sperg Spectator.

I just thank the lord that a lot of the people Claudio accidentally tags haven't been on the site in years. I'd hate to accidentally get tagged into a thread involving a cub porn addict born from a whore of a mother.

 

[Spectate]

>Didn't play a game
>Still obsessed over a loli

Sure, euroamerican... Sure. Lying is bad, btw.

Me having a profile picture doesn't mean I obsess over a character, I explicitly said in the message you didn't read on why I chose this profile picture. Too bad for you though, I guess.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

[Liar liar pants on fire malding]

Your age range. Give it to me. Just say the decade. I don't give a flying fuck about investing you.

Are you even 18?

You seem to know many franchises that are either for teens or children!

Are you @Goycast Guy's age? It would explain everything.

Your brain is still more jello than a man's brain when he is 25.

 

[Soycast II]

@Sperg Spectator.

You @‘ed someone completely different lol you fucking retard.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Me having a profile picture doesn't mean I obsess over a character, I explicitly said in the message you didn't read on why I chose this profile picture.

And then, Pinoc—

—Sperg Spectating's nose grew!

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I am not reading any of that.

Now you know how I feel about 90% of the shit you write yourself

Didn't you say that I powerlevel harder than you do? Surely you should know my exact birthdate if that was true.

Give his birthday Claudio. Literally everyone in the thread knows what it is. All except you it seems. Why don't you tell us what Sperg's birthday is?

 

[Spectate]

You seem to know many franchises that are either for teens or children!

>many franchises
>two of which being the largest games on the planet
>the third franchise being nearly as old as Claudio is
Yup. Real smart thinking from our boy Claudio.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I am going to say this before I forget about it.

Hey, @JohnnyGringo.

You better take care of that girl you call "girlfriend". I heard the narco likes their women very youthful! I mean, the younger; the easier is for them to survive a gang rape!

And now that I think about it. I would recommend not being with her if she ever gets kidnapped. It would be a shame if you were kidnapped with her, and you are forced to watch her be raped!

I'm sure it would help her grow character, though. But let me tell you this.

They like to torture the men too!

>many franchises
>two of which being the largest games on the planet
>the third franchise being nearly as old as Claudio is
Yup. Real smart thinking from our boy Claudio.

Cope

 

[Spectate]

They like to torture the men too!

Claudio knows from experience! The cartel tried raping him, but they had to stop when he started moaning.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Answer the simple question @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , What is @Sperg Spectating 's birthday?

 

[JohnnyGringo]

I am going to say this before I forget about it.

Hey, @JohnnyGringo.

You better take care of that girl you call "girlfriend". I heard the narco likes their women very youthful! I mean, the younger; the easier is for them to survive a gang rape!

And now that I think about it. I would recommend not being with her if she ever gets kidnapped. It would be a shame if you were kidnapped with her, and you are forced to watch her be raped!

I'm sure it would help her grow character, though. But let me tell you this.

They like to torture the men too!

Just like your grandfather, and look at him now

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

This is me providing local archives (something I do in plenty of threads) and documenting a furry EPI freak, something that I do as well in this thread. I'm interested in Roblox drama because of Ruben Sim and him exposing the furries for what they really are, the Jews of the Internet.

Translation: I am interested because I play Roblox, said Sperg

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Answer the simple question @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , What is @Sperg Spectating 's birthday?

Translation: I am interested because I play Roblox, said Sperg

Translation. I am literally too retarded to answer a simple question asked by @Cheesy Beavy that everyone in the thread knows

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Found Claudio's favorite touhou.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Just like your grandfather, and look at him now

Hit a nerve?

Are you jealous that narcos might give her a better time than you ever did? Reminder, my grandfather? He has a bigger legacy than you ever will.

You are a cockroach to step on, in comparison.

HE'S A KIKE?

Nope. My grandfather bought it because he was researching jews.

I am born catholic, raised catholic, and know what makes any jew angry: Quote they said "Be his blood unto us and our children!"

I don't even have Jewish blood, buddy. Let me tell you something funny:

Jewish heritage in Israel is accounted by the mother, not the father.

My mother ain't Jewish.

My father isn't Jewish.

My grandpa on mom's side wasn't Jewish.

My father's homewrecker of a mother wasn't Jewish.

I think it's settled.

NOT JEWISH.

HAH.

And even if, IF, I was an ethnic Jew. Do you think the zionist would even trust me after they learn I was RAISED CATHOLIC?

No, the answer is no.

Also, someone tell Sparkletor that what my mother said about jews celebrating Christmas in secret is a thing. Otherwise, why did Warner Bros make jokes about it?

Ah. Gringos aren't known for being intelligent. How does it feel having a Mexican outsmarting you?

 

[Soycast II]

I am going to say this before I forget about it.

Hey, @JohnnyGringo.

You better take care of that girl you call "girlfriend". I heard the narco likes their women very youthful! I mean, the younger; the easier is for them to survive a gang rape!

And now that I think about it. I would recommend not being with her if she ever gets kidnapped. It would be a shame if you were kidnapped with her, and you are forced to watch her be raped!

I'm sure it would help her grow character, though. But let me tell you this.

They like to torture the men too!

Ah I get it, Claudio is working on his degree to be therapist! It explains the psychology classes.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

WANNA KNOW who has Jewish family members?

Donald Trump.