DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

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Imagine how much Kat (Phil’s morbidly obese wife) is eating while she’s by herself in the snort fort.
There's no way kat could be alone at the house for a whole week, even if Philip left a 2ft tall stack of McDoubles on the kitchen floor. Jasper kitty can't take care of her all by himself. What if she falls on her back and can't get up?
 
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Could you imagine being one of the poor souls having to handle Phil's body after death?
If that were my job I'd tip him a final $1000, may gout rest his soul.

I'd also put up a poster next to his casket saying what he ate for dinner last night so little Derish can still spam asking 50 times about his fucking dinner while everyone else cries hard.

Right before they put the last bit of dirt over his coffin I'll throw in a DVD copy of Scarface.
 
What if there was a Murder Suicide in the Snort Fort. I am not sure which of the Burnells would snap first, but Jasper be feasting on them fat fucks for a few more days.
Phil Benoit couldn't get his twig boy arms around his hamplanet wife to do that. Jasper though... :(
 
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