💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

I like you Marc, but don't you dare disparage the best tree nut like this.

I suppose the fat content of a macadamia or pecan might have been more appropriate.

So why does Jack bother going to murder churches and megachurches to hear some asshole blaspheme by daring to comment on scripture? Shouldn't the Bible be all he needs?

Because the congregation is *his* audience Jack needs to see what an exemplary krischen he is; going to church like a good boy, even though he's never sinned or needed to repent for anything. Of course, Jack also wants to be perceived as proof of the healing power of prayer - which is hilarious in its own right.

I want to congratulate all contributing here on being both more educated and more intellectually honest about their holy texts than Jack has ever been in his life.

That is such a low bar that I'll take the compliment without even having participated in the discussion.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I always take it black, no girly shit mixed in. All black coffee tastes the same to me, regular shitkicker fast food coffee, "gourmet" coffee, all the same. It has to be really bad for it to register as noteworthy. Maybe if Jack did a Lazy Man's/Cripple's episode of brew your own coffee, where he filters it through his unwashed fruit of the looms.

If Jack brewed his own coffee, I wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally burned his own house down like a certain other lolcow a decade ago.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If Jack brewed his own coffee, I wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally burned his own house down like a certain other lolcow a decade ago.

Jack's out of breath each morning lifting his dick up to take a leak. He doesn't do anything on his own. Tammy would pour in the water, fill the pot, damn near push the button off camera and he'd film it as if he did it.

"mmm, gud. can really taste the uh, the coffee. needs more bacon. i given C rating"

 

[Super Hans v2]

hat's because it's a protestant doctrine that he's blindly swallowed. Sola Scriptura, "by scripture alone", a doctrine invented largely by John Wycliffe and expanded on by Martin Luther that boils down to no magisterium has the authority to expand on scripture even by commentaries.

I'm gonna push back on that. Sola scriptura isn't that there is no authority other than the Bible, it's that nobody can 'no actually' it or develop a parallel authority. So, as an example, when we're ordered to not murder, no means no, not somebody creating carveouts that it's okay when they're of another tribe, or we don't like their accent, or that a guy is being weird out induhwoods on his lonesome.

 

[The Stranger]

Still malding about the Fed

Of course mushbrain doesn't even realize he's got it backwards. Interest rates are cut when the economy is slowing down to help stimulate it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So, as an example, when we're ordered to not murder, no means no, not somebody creating carveouts that it's okay when they're of another tribe, or we don't like their accent, or that a guy is being weird out induhwoods on his lonesome.

So how do people who adhere to this handle self-defense?

 

[AnOminous]

So, as an example, when we're ordered to not murder, no means no, not somebody creating carveouts that it's okay when they're of another tribe, or we don't like their accent, or that a guy is being weird out induhwoods on his lonesome.

A lot of killing isn't murder, and the very section of the Bible with the "thou shalt not murder" bit in it also has tons of stories about God telling the tribe to slaughter enemies to the last infant.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What did Jack mean by this?

 

[Adamska]

What did Jack mean by this?

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That anyone who likes superheroes is anti-christian and touches children. Ignore how Jack shilled the Marvels which has the muslim girl damn near crush all over a woman about half her age. Or the anti-family remake of Lilo and Stitch. Or how family is what you make of it in Mufasa. And how each church he picked was run either by a murderer or a rapist. Or how HE'S FUCKING GAY HIMSELF!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

All of the OT books are in the Tanakh, just in a different order

Part of it depends on whether you count the Apocrypha/Deuteroncanonical books as being canon or not. Some sects still include them as being part of the OT. And prior to the Council of Nicea the number of books in the OT varied from church to church.

The canonization of the Tanakh came before the canonization of the OT.

But regardless of that the OT and the Tanakh are not exactly the same.

So the reason I keep using the term Pentateuch is that Torah is used as a much more broad descriptor that encompasses the Written Torah, the Mishna, Gemara, Midrashim, and commentaries throughout history. The book we read the weekly Torah portion from (in Hebrew and English) is called a Chumash and the extensive footnotes are extremely illuminating (and often challenging!). Maybe that’s why I was so gobsmacked by Jack insisting there is no room for discussion of Scripture. It’s just antithetical to my lifetime of experience of learning in general, and the daily and weekly experience of learning the week’s parsha. Below is a page from the Or HaChaim’s lengthy commentary on Vayikra (Leviticus) 16:1-18:30. All those footnotes and debates for millennia were unnecessary or hazardous, depending on how you read Jack’s dismissal of Scripture discussion. It just boggles the mind. I genuinely can’t imagine living like that.

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The Torah is the Pentateuch. The Tanakh is the entire book.

But whatever because we're really getting off topic here. The whole point of this is that Fatty acts like he's some kind of expert on the bible and I can guarantee you that even a heathen atheist like myself knows more about it and it's history than he does and I'm nowhere near being an expert on it.

So why does Jack bother going to murder churches and megachurches to hear some asshole blaspheme by daring to comment on scripture? Shouldn't the Bible be all he needs?

Fatty needs somebody in authority to tell him what to think. Whether it's his pastor or Chawls he needs somebody smarter than him to tell him stuff which he then goes about and acts like he invented it.

A lot of killing isn't murder, and the very section of the Bible with the "thou shalt not murder" bit in it also has tons of stories about God telling the tribe to slaughter enemies to the last infant.

Murder also has a legal definition separate from something like homicide or manslaughter.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

What did Jack mean by this?

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He's just typing buzzwords at people now, it's amazing

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Torah is the Pentateuch. The Tanakh is the entire book.

Spoiler: Clarification

At the risk of seeming autistic but in the interest of eliminating ambiguity in case people take the term the book too literally: TaNaKh contains the Pentateuch, Nevi’im and Ketuvim. Torah is not just the Pentateuch, but encompasses the Five Books (Bereshit, Shemot, Vayikra, Bamidbar and Devarim) and the collective Oral Torah and other commentaries. But “the book” read from every week is called a Chumash and only contains the Pentateuch (divided into 54 weekly portions) and the readings from Ne’evim that are paired with each week’s respective portion, plus the Five Megillot read on holidays: Shir HaShirim (Song of Songs AKA Song of Solomon), Ruth, Eicha (Lamentations), Kohelet (Ecclesiastes) and Esther. If you walk into a synagogue, you will not see hundreds of copies of TaNaKh on the shelves but there will be hundreds of Chumashim and Siddurim (prayer books).

Fatty acts like he's some kind of expert on the bible and I can guarantee you that even a heathen atheist like myself knows more about it and it's history than he does and I'm nowhere near being an expert on it.

For sure. Finding out that he’s never actually studied it but just read it (if he even did that) and thinks that makes him a scholar really cracks me up. How is this fucker real?

Any bets on whether Jack is going to be shoving his phone camera in Brianna’s face as she’s trying to squeeze out the new pup? I fully expect him to unashamedly stare at her while she breastfeeds. He just seems like the type.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack still malding about NYC

Honest question, does the average rightoid drone in America even know what a communism is, let alone a specific brand of that (Marxist)?

Illustrated:

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Not pictured: clots, worms, and confused spermatozoon exhibiting dual tail morphology.

That's a bit larger than his actual brain and it's lacking numerous holes.

 

[James done did it]

What did Jack mean by this?

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TIM POOL RAPES KIDS. I think that's what he meant.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He's just typing buzzwords at people now, it's amazing

DID JEWFREY EGGDICK TELL YOU THAT!?[OBJ]

So how do people who adhere to this handle self-defense?

Some will literally not defend themselves and are in theory complete pacifists and this is the origin of pacifism. But most sects except self defense and are over the top gun nuts.

I see. Well the Interlinear Bible like I mentioned has the original Hebrew for the Old Testament and Greek for the New. IE it's completely untranslated except for a word-for-word translation to English. Pic related
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We need some Dr Gene Scott translation-fu

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack really is listening to his disgusting stomach



Fatty excited for more fast food



Jobless man lectures others about work with mixed feelings on AI




NEWS I DONT LIKE IS PROPAGANDA






"Troll Sleeper Cells"



Jealous over the baby



TMI

 

[The Stranger]

Jobless man lectures others about work with mixed feelings on AI

He first posted this on his facebook and thought it was such a slam dunk he ran over to twitter to post it there too

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He first posted this on his facebook and thought it was such a slam dunk he ran over to twitter to post it there too
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He must be thinking of Tammy

Start training the be a LRPN ass wiper Hammy

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Any bets on whether Jack is going to be shoving his phone camera in Brianna’s face as she’s trying to squeeze out the new pup? I fully expect him to unashamedly stare at her while she breastfeeds. He just seems like the type.

Sweet GodBearJesus I hope not. The last thing Hammy Jr needs after pushing another Scalfatty into the world is having Fatty recording the whole thing and him perving on her when she breastfeeds.

Honest question, does the average rightoid drone in America even know what a communism is, let alone a specific brand of that (Marxist)?

In a word? No. Ask the average American what communism is and you get a response based on Authoritarianism. Communism, like Capitalism, is an economic system first and foremost. And while some countries called themselves communist there's literally not been a true communist country on the face of the planet. Each and every one said they were working towards communism if you tried to pin them down.

Some will literally not defend themselves and are in theory complete pacifists and this is the origin of pacifism. B

I'm pretty sure that Jesus would have said, "if somebody is trying to kill you then you need to fight back and if necessary kill them to save your own life". Total pacifism where you just sit there and take it is retarded.

We need some Dr Gene Scott translation-fu

I'll say this, Dr. Scott knew his shit. Guy was legit brilliant when it came to the bible. I mean he spoke and understood six languages.

 

[Bassomatic]

He first posted this on his facebook and thought it was such a slam dunk he ran over to twitter to post it there too
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Pre AI as we know it, stock traders have been beaten about 80% time by basic algorithms.

I'm not a trader per say but I'm absolutely not stressed even tho I'm probably on the first chopping block.
One constant with jack is anything complex he makes simple.
He's the idiot who thinks we can just ask Chat GTP "cure cancer" and we're set.