💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Superman's best friend is a billionaire who beats up poor people and the mentally ill. He was also previously friends with Lex Luthor. And as far as I know even DC hasn't been hamfisted enough to have huwite bigots demanding the illegal alien go back to space mexico (the "we hate our heroes" thing is more of a Marvel trope anyway). I'm surprised Pat didn't center his argument on Jon Kent, Superman's son who they aged up and turned gay for diversity points the last time they were trying to push the "next generation of heroes" that inevitably flopped.
They did that in that crappy CW Supergirl show
 
This answers something I've been wondering for a while: is Nikki just some poor girl who attached herself to the wrong man and is suffering the consequences of it and choosing to stick by him, or is she a similar type to Patrick? I think this shows it's the second one. Cussing out a cop over a ring camera who is there to check if you're alive is the peak Patrick thing she could do.

If she didn't start off like Pat, the years of exposure and stress from his antics have worn her down to being just like him all the same.
I felt bad for NiKKKi until I saw the 'evidence' they sent to Josiah a few years ago. She has always been a cunt imo

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Jesus Christ every single time I come into this thread and check in Pat, I see a picture of him that reminds me of how fucking huge and fat his gigantic head is. It’s like a cartoon how large it is, sitting on top of a smaller (but still fat) body
 
Jesus Christ every single time I come into this thread and check in Pat, I see a picture of him that reminds me of how fucking huge and fat his gigantic head is. It’s like a cartoon how large it is, sitting on top of a smaller (but still fat) body
My head's size is perfectly normal, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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No, Link-child, you will not stop my descent. The Four Giants know you won't. They know I will. Wait quietly for the impact - quietly is key.
 
You better pad your computer with some CP, because thats easier to explain that hundreds of pictures of some fat twat looking like a gobshite in your wank folder.
Actually a wank folder full of obese, pasty pig people of indeterminate gender is rather commonplace in Bongland now. The cops would probably fine him and revoke his wanking loicense for being some sort of -phobic if he didn't have those erotic Patty pics.
Tourbillon are a bit of a meme at this point. Pretty much half the Chinese made shit on Amazon have a tourbillon shoved into a movement that loses about an hour a day.

To get a proper one, it's a bit of an investment.
A bit? My fellow watch bitch in Christ, you and I both know a tourbillon worth buying from a maker worth buying it from is $30k plus, easy. God help your bank account if you want one from one of the Big 3.
 
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Fucking hell. This is my favorite fucking thread but some of yall are nearly as bitchmade as Rick hisself. He aint autistic, he aint sociopathic, he aint retarded, he aint got NPD, or BPD, or any of the other bullshit yall zoomer bitches like to sperg out about.

Fat Rick is simple. He's a fat dumb closeted mommas boy faggot drunkard with bitchtits. Thats it. He lies for the same reason children do, he thinks people believe him. His lies change because he's stupid and he cant remember what lies he told before. There is no mystery to solve, no case to crack. He is exactly what he appears to be and he hasn't been beaten to death because he lives in the most civilised country in the world.

Thats it.
 
Jesus Christ every single time I come into this thread and check in Pat, I see a picture of him that reminds me of how fucking huge and fat his gigantic head is. It’s like a cartoon how large it is, sitting on top of a smaller (but still fat) body
It's the size of a hippo that head.gif

"No, Irken-smeet, my head is not the size of a hippo, these are simply your alien delusions again. Enjoy Foodcourtia, failed Invader."
 
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