You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Tingle said:
When you're walking around in a grocery store and step on something that feels like a pebble so you look down and realize no, it's just a cherry pit that some subhuman spat out onto the floor of a commercial building like sort of third world brain-dead nigger.
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When I was working my first job in a warehouse we had sand people and pajeets just spitting in the corners. Apparently that's a thing they do. Fucking disgusting.
I snitched on them to the manager, but he did not give a shit even though the warehouse was supposed to be clean at the end of the shift.
 
Eadred said:
When I was working my first job in a warehouse we had sand people and pajeets just spitting in the corners. Apparently that's a thing they do. Fucking disgusting.
I snitched on them to the manager, but he did not give a shit even though the warehouse was supposed to be clean at the end of the shift.
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Don't worry, hopefully we won't have to deal with that anymore once Trump's term is done. ICE cannot act any faster to take these filthy, disgraceful animals out of our country. Like honestly, they want to be here so bad? Act like a human. Going to act like an animal? Get the fuck out of here.
 
Users who use the smiley face : ) emoticon passive-aggressively at the end of a sentence when they've lost an online argument in the comment section of a video.


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We know you're seething like this behind that screen after getting your ass handed to you bro.
 
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Fags who think they are Mean Girls or Heathers. It's just secondhand embarrassment at that point, and they cower when confronted.
 
People who lick their finger when reading to turn the page, I saw someone do it 30 times the other day in about a minute, it's pretty gross.
 
The fact that after reading this thread from the beginning, I now realize that literally anything I do in public pisses SOMEONE off.
 
I love Internet personalities that talk shit from their stream or platform but immediately fold up from any real life confrontation.


Perfect example right here. Mike Tyson said it best: people get so comfortable talking shit online because nobody is able to punch them or put them in check.
 
Dear stupid reddit asshole smarmy atheist fucks who keep invoking "blessed are the poor" and similar verses to justify flooding my country with third world rapists.

Jesus did not mean materially poor, he is referring to people who are spiritually poor aka those with wounded hearts and souls.

Thanks for proving you never read the Bible morons.
 
Indian posting is starting to bother me. I don't think making Indians a meme benefits any one but Indians. If you act retarded then retards assume they're in good company. Canada and the USA finally getting some Indians to shit on shouldn't be a reason to start Indian posting.
 
Kind of a site specific gripe. Vtubers are stupid as fuck conceptually and the men who send fat femcels pretending to be animu girls are the biggest losers on earth.

That being said some of you guys are being cringe and really need to chill out.

No, crusading against Vtubers and their pathetic fans online does not make you the same as a WWII GI "fighting the heckin Nazis dood!"

Stop acting like redditors, it's very sad.
 
So we're visiting and thinking it would be good to get some outdoor activity for the kids and take them on a day hike with the promise of burgers and milkshakes as a reward.
Problem is the Silicon People have been taking the "touch grass" meme seriously and are out and about too. But they are doing everything possible to be around the grass without actually touching it. Ran into one autistic young woman barreling down the trail with the entire REI catalogue on her body, absolutely no trail etiquette. Something as simple as a smile, a wave, or an "excuse me" and being a dork with a new hobby would have been forgiven. Also, if you need GPS to get up and down this particular "mountain" you should go neck yourself immediately.

On our way down we crossed paths with an idiot on one of those motorized unicycles. Dude had a $1000 new motorcycle helmet on and what was probably an equal cost new motorcycle jacket. He was coming up a rocky part where each block was between 1-2 feet high, and more in a couple of places. Almost ran into one of my kids but he's the one who ran into the poison oak while my son dodged into some more innocent shrubbery.
Just...walk. With your feet. At least the mountain bikers have established etiquette, knew what they were doing, and had bells you could hear in advance. Plus, they can just walk their bikes in challenging or narrow parts of the trail. How was that guy supposed to walk that heavy looking unicycle?

Anyway, I am impressed he was able to make it up those steps. But Jesus, not everything has to be tech-enhanced. Especially when it diminishes the enjoyment of nature for everyone else.
 
When they use, commas something along, the lines like this and, don't use periods as if, they are making the world's, longest run-on sentence with, random comma placement.
 
Homeless people. Specifically, homeless people begging for money. Fucking GAGGING for a pound or a fiver. "Yeah, you homeless cunt, course I have a fiver on me, I'll just magically pull it out of my fucking shitbox." is something I wish I could fucking say.
 
ModerateRock said:
Homeless people. Specifically, homeless people begging for money. Fucking GAGGING for a pound or a fiver. "Yeah, you homeless cunt, course I have a fiver on me, I'll just magically pull it out of my fucking shitbox." is something I wish I could fucking say.
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It's always worse when they preface it with some laughably flimsy sob story. That happened to me about a year ago and I don't even recall the yarn he spun for me, it was so inept, but when I said no he asked if we could go to an ATM. I whirled on him and told him to fuck off. He fucked off-and then tried to sucker a guy pulling into the parking lot I had been crossing to get home. Just waltzed right up to the car. I was hardly surprised, that's how deep my contempt for them runs.

Thread tax: Growing older. This shit just makes zero sense to me sometimes.
 
I'm sure I'm not the only person who's had this complaint, but I feel like I'm becoming more of a Karen every single day. Customer service is non-existent practically everywhere these days.

The latest perpetrator is my mortgage company. I put down more than twice what my mortgage payment is monthly. I've never missed a payment. So, when my mortgage was bought from the original company I was mortgaged with (who never gave me any problems) by, let's call them Cheap Rat Bastard Mortgage Company, one of the first things that happens is that I get a nastygram from them saying I've missed an insurance payment.

Fuck you, you lying sons of bitches. You do not besmirch my good credit score by saying I didn't pay my bills.

So I call them up and lit up the unfortunate gentleman that answered my call. He explains that there was some sort of turnover in their system and they just didn't catch that payment yet. I would be receiving a letter soon that this has been corrected.

That was last year.

Today, I had to call the fuckers to ask when the fuck their website would be up and running again (it's been down for three weeks) so I could start scheduling payments. Apparently, there is a "hold" on my account because, once again, they've got some updates to their system, and they can't allow me to schedule payments until the end of this month. Good thing for me I already scheduled this month's payment and (supposedly) it's still in the system so my payment will go through as scheduled.

Needless to say, I, on their recorded call, explained very clearly that I, as a good customer and someone who pays on time, didn't deserve to be at their fucking whims just because they don't have their act together.

I get my mortgage paid off in under 5 years. Sooner if I move out of my place, which is looking like a real possibility, and probably a good idea anyway because the HOA won't do shit about the squatters upstairs from me (who, by the way, don't have squatter's rights, but for some god damn reason the police won't do anything about it either). I'll be lucky to get back what I paid for this place because of those shitheads.
 
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