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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Did we ever discover what a kiss that helps with his disability looks like?
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This is gross, but my assumption was that she sort of pushed his bottom lip up so she could give him a closed-mouth kiss.

The Un-Clit said:
she drank like a fish over dinner
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Well, wouldn’t you, if you were stuck in his company? But considering his attitude to alcohol, he probably meant that she had two wines or something. He’s a very unreliable narrator, to put it kindly.
 
I don't think it's very complicated, she kissed him "passionately" enough that he felt like a real man who has a hot chick who is really into him.

In other words she was good at her job. I hear a lot of hookers refuse to kiss at all, but if you are offering any level of GFE I kinda think you have to, and this one was well practiced.
 
Russel Greer had a five-star experience at the Adonis Bathhouse Gay Men’s Health Club.

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DavidS877 said:
I wonder if Greer has considered acting. He'd likely be able to play a convincing villan as he has the looks for it.
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He could be one of those people with physical oddities (missing eyes/limbs/deformities/birth marks) who get bit parts in horror movies.
 
Piggle Rick said:
Well, wouldn’t you, if you were stuck in his company? But considering his attitude to alcohol, he probably meant that she had two wines or something. He’s a very unreliable narrator, to put it kindly.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if she milked this turd for every drink she could get. I don't even blame her.
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Are you really telling me you can't see him biting the heads off of chickens for nickels?
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Even if he isn't completely incapable of chewing, I can't imagine him being worth watching weakly chewing at a clucking chicken desperately trying to escape his grasp. It would just be pathetic, and not in the disgusting way you expect of a sideshow freak. Also he couldn't even fuck a snake. So he lacks the basic skills a real circus geek would have.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
That said, I think the only way Russell would get consistently gay-laid would be as a bottom (which he is not), and anonymous cum-and-gos aren't his thing - "boyfriend/girlfriend experience" is.
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Doubtful. Hop on any hookup app and you'll see the bottoms are plentiful and the tops tend to have the pick of the litter.
 
Throwing Romans said:
Doubtful. Hop on any hookup app and you'll see the bottoms are plentiful and the tops tend to have the pick of the litter.
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I'll be honest, I'm not surprised. I bet the Morbius thing makes it feel like getting your salad tossed by a cross between Davy Jones and a starfish mole.
 
Throwing Romans said:
Doubtful. Hop on any hookup app and you'll see the bottoms are plentiful and the tops tend to have the pick of the litter.
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I said it because there's no way that someone would let him top them. From the discussion I've heard from gays, they like hot and masculine tops. Russell is a sloppy, flabby manlet, he can't give a blowjob, and nobody wants to look up from a dick and see that maw slobbering back at them.
 
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