DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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These are from the leaks. Who knows if this was true or not.

"2/23/2025 6:54 PMThe King is Feeling LUCKY!! (TheyCallMeDSP)well please do not share this info. yesterday I spoke with my parents and my Mom is on her last legs health-wise, with doctors giving her less than a year to live. She basically begged me to find time to travel back to Connecticut by the end of the year so we could spend time together one last time. But that stupid fucking REAL ID shit I told you about goes into effect May 7th; I looked into it and ALL of our licensing departments are on a massive backlog bc everyone is rushing to get this before that date. I'm going to call them tomorrow bc they will finally be open after the weekend, but chances are my wife and I are now going to take a completely unplanned/unscheduled trip to Connecticut likely in late April. This also means finding a way to have our pets taken care of, so we'll likely have to pay top dollar for a highly rated pet sitter bc we have 4 and they all need daily care. So all of this just dumped on us yesterday, and it looks like our next couple of months are going to be incredibly stressful, and that's even if my Mom's health holds out. so yeah, this fucking sucks"
 
Yeah that post screams pigroach "licensing departments" DMV, you fucking polack nigger, you get your license from the DMV.
 
Peko said:
Dude It's Phil. He could have scheduled Internet maintenance that lasts an hour and he would be "posting up" on twitter that he could be without net for DAYS! Phil immediately goes to extremes for problems because he has no concept of reality.
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In Jan an outage happened and he made a couple of posts about it, said it would probably be for a few hours and if not he'd stream the next day. Maybe it's him just being dramatic but Phil does tend to update for internet issues.
 
BallBuster II said:
These are from the leaks. Who knows if this was true or not.
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I'm leaning towards fake. It was near the end of the messages IIRC, which is when Phil was finally starting to catch on that PPP wasn't actually his friend. Phil has also used the dying parents lie excuse multiple times before. The last time his mom was about to kick the bucket, what actually happened is he got married and got a massive paycheck from his mom after making his 10 year plan.

His parents are old, and we know Linda was a smoker so health problems aren't out of the question...but I don't think they're like, ancient or anything. And I still think with how the goutsphere works, dentractors would know if one of Phil's family members died before Phil did.

I'm starting to lean away from nothingburger and thinking it's a CT trip. But not because anyone is dead, I think his parents either guilted him into it, or dangled money in front of him so he could justify leaving the snortfort.

IMO, it's nothing bad/serious because if it was, Phil wouldn't shut up about it. Even if that means just vague posting. Think about the BK sandwich fiasco, that's usually how Phil acts when he thinks something "bad" has happened in his life. He won't shut up about it and will gladly make himself out to be the worlds biggest victim.

Generally, when Phil is vague about something, it's because he's lying. Like, he'd allude to being unable to pay bills or whatever when he needed to justify begging, never getting into specifics, but when he had to pay his backtaxes, he was always explicit about what he was paying because it was actually a real thing with a solid number attached to it. When Leanna had her panic attack, he was pretty upfront about everything instead of vaguely saying something like "I have a family emergency, I need to go" or even just "I don't know when I'll be back."

I think speculation is fine and all, but I'd give the usual advice of don't get your hopes up for anything too exciting because it'll likely be underwhelming and disappointing.
 
I've never watched a reality show in my life and following Philbert somehow has made me catch up to that level of degeneracy. Also, this is Pigroach's cat we're talking about. Anything that happens to him is both the most nothingburger of all time and the most exciting thing for everybody of all time
 
This is just speculation, but a random though just came into my head. Maybe the reason Phil can’t stream, is do to some strikes. He does shit on YouTube and kick that is against both TOS.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I'm starting to lean away from nothingburger and thinking it's a CT trip. But not because anyone is dead, I think his parents either guilted him into it, or dangled money in front of him so he could justify leaving the snortfort.
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I'm thinking this is the most likely option cause if his mom really did pass away an obituary would have been posted by now chances are this trip was planned all along and he chose to a little reverse psychology and keep quiet about it
 
BlockedByDaylight said:
I can understand why people get addicted to hard drugs. It makes them feel good. Numbs their pain. They're chasing that first high. I get that. But what the fuck does Phil get out of playing WWE Champions everyday? Like, what about it is so addictive? From what I've seen, when he played it on stream, he acted like it was just another shitty game to play. I don't understand why he's devoted so much of his life to it. What does he get out of it genuinely?
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Hates the game loves the sweaty half naked men
 
Maybe they caught the perp that stole his tire and dsp had to do a police line up to point out the nigger in question while Phil chewed his fingers down to the nub and so the police told him to stay offline in the mean time for the safety of his family.

I've pointed out before that no matter what we speculate about DSP, it makes him seethe regardless cause we have fun doing it and is part of the camaraderie of this forum and Phil will just say his usual they make shit up all the while we can be as facetious as we want.
 
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