💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

jack does some catholic bashing to legitimize southern bible thumping that his snake handling speaking-in-tounges retard sect is superior to the holy Roman Catholic Church. Par for course for these silly literalists.

Jack also btfo by the pastor on salmonella and more subtle trolling.

Jack is just looking for an excuse to eat more gud meets during lent. He’s personally offended by the mosst minor of fasts….eating a mcfish for lunch 4-5 fridays every year.

Hold on to your seats foodjacks!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IxxC57zjyI0

I’d also like to highlight that Jack talks about circumcising boys in detail. Jack and his Jesus friend determine that “what god really meant” (is this literalism?) is that you can eat meat on fridays during lent because the J’s were wrong, but you still have to snip functional foreskins off of unsuspecting boys because the j’s were right about this one.

Jackass being ignorant on yet another topic and water is wet. I'd love to see him shit his pants over how often Orthodox Christians fast. As for Jack being a Baptist and a literalist, talk about doping yourself up with retardation.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I’d be more shocked if they got anything right. Like at all.

Jack on religion is instant MATI for me. I salute those of you who can tolerate his irreverent retardation.m

I just want to know why he is talking about Lent in fucking July….That ends in March or April at latest

Lenten fast is also the easiest, most wishy washy “fast” in religion. Less than six days over a five week period where you simply avoid beef, pork and chiggum but do everything else normally. (Great excuse to make yummy tuna melts!) But Jack needs some goy pilpul to ensure he’s right about not losing precious meat-days. What a fucking baby.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack is a Baptist and Biblical literalist in the same way he is carnivore, father of the year, gainfully employed, busy, generous, or anything else he goes out of his way to describe himself as being. You will never see or hear anyone else referring to Jack as such unless they’re fucking with him.

Jack responds to *any* Scriptural indictment of his actions or character with the non sequitur deflection of “IVE READ THE BIBLE EIGHTEEN TIMES COVER TO COVER”, without ever denying anything. The guy can’t even read a menu with pictures, and he expects the world to take him at his word that he comprehends what he reads in olde English.

 

[Tiresome]

non sequitur deflection of “IVE READ THE BIBLE EIGHTEEN TIMES COVER TO COVER”,

I guarantee you his "Bible" is mostly pictures.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I just want to know why he is talking about Lent in fucking July….That ends in March or April at latest

Lenten fast is also the easiest, most wishy washy “fast” in religion. Less than six days over a five week period where you simply avoid beef, pork and chiggum but do everything else normally. (Great excuse to make yummy tuna melts!) But Jack needs some goy pilpul to ensure he’s right about not losing precious meat-days. What a fucking baby.

A good excuse for vegetarian dishes alongside fish and chips (get some malt vinegar and a pint of beer).

 

[AnOminous]

Lenten fast is also the easiest, most wishy washy “fast” in religion. Less than six days over a five week period where you simply avoid beef, pork and chiggum but do everything else normally. (Great excuse to make yummy tuna melts!)

Also pretty much every fast food joint has a fish sandwich and as a limited thing, they're usually a lot better than their normal fare. Popeyes has a pretty good one.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Also pretty much every fast food joint has a fish sandwich and as a limited thing, they're usually a lot better than their normal fare. Popeyes has a pretty good one.

To Jack, this is Christian Persecution


Also, for me….its the BK big fish

 

[Remember to dilate]

Captain retardo

 

[the khat quaffer]

I just want to know why he is talking about Lent in fucking July….That ends in March or April at latest

Same reason he was talking about Christmas on his F as in Faggot-ass "podcast" last month.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Captain retardo

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1. If he knows when somebody's late to a movie because they were at church, doesn't that mean that Jack left early? And is giving them shit for staying the full service? How pious of him.

2. Being charged for extra dressing implies a base level of dressing; yet again he's too retarded to keep up his carnivore lies.

3. Anybody who expected Chief Rabbi Trump to release Mossad's ace in the hole and initiate a circular firing squad was a fucking fool, but what else is new for Jack.

 

[the khat quaffer]

1. If he knows when somebody's late to a movie because they were at church, doesn't that mean that Jack left early? And is giving them shit for staying the full service? How pious of him.

2. Being charged for extra dressing implies a base level of dressing; yet again he's too retarded to keep up his carnivore lies.

3. Anybody who expected Chief Rabbi Trump to release Mossad's ace in the hole and initiate a circular firing squad was a fucking fool, but what else is new for Jack.

FWIW (nothing), he didn't say they just came from service to go straight to a movie, he just said church-goer. Besides, most people that just left church hit up the local Cracker Barrel or whatever shitkicker breakfast joint is closest.

As for the waitress/dressing thing, I knew SuperNigger was one of those insufferable cunt boomers at restaurants but I'm glad he confirmed it. Also those "superpowers" are the gayest shit since Bibleman.

Spoiler: OT, related

He reminds me of that pastor whose tip comment made the rounds on social media about a decade ago:



$34.93 doesn't even come close to an automatic gratuity add-on charge (for large parties) so that makes this extra petty

edit: stuff

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack's newest prediction

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Lenten fast is also the easiest, most wishy washy “fast” in religion. Less than six days over a five week period where you simply avoid beef, pork and chiggum but do everything else normally. (Great excuse to make yummy tuna melts!) But Jack needs some goy pilpul to ensure he’s right about not losing precious meat-days. What a fucking baby.

This is the faggot that got angry that the cookie place didn't have his cookies. The ones that he couldn't eat anyway.

It's not so much that he's supposed to not eat meat ONE day out of the week it's that he HAS to not eat meat during that time and that's the issue. It's somebody saying to Fatty that he can't do "A" which makes him want to do it right away because he's a child.

A good excuse for vegetarian dishes alongside fish and chips (get some malt vinegar and a pint of beer).

The fish and chips place by my parent's place does gangbusters on lent. It's literally a lineup out the door.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fish and chips place by my parent's place does gangbusters on lent. It's literally a lineup out the door.

Before I got strict about where I ate, my friends and I would go from church to church sampling all the fish fries during Lent. Fish fry would be a contender for my death row meal. Just ate dinner and could still pound a plate of fish fry if I smelled it.

How close do you think Jack has gotten to getting his ass kicked in public? The more he acts out and bitches about restaurants and wait staff, the more amazed I am it hasn’t happened yet.

 

[Tiresome]

How close do you think Jack has gotten to getting his ass kicked in public?

I always maintain if it had happened at at the most judicious and appropriate times before he turned 18 he wouldn't be nearly the insufferable cunt he is today.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Captain retardo

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His kryptonite? Basic human dietary needs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I always maintain if it had happened at at the most judicious and appropriate times before he turned 18 he wouldn't be nearly the insufferable cunt he is today.

Parental abuse doesn’t benefit children, but Jack getting his shit rocked by a stranger for running his fat mouth could have avoided all this.

 

[ADN_VIII]

I appreciate that Jack is retarded, but Catholic doctrine isn't so complex that he couldn't figure it out. Actual retards can be quite devout and literate Catholics, so Jack has no excuse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I appreciate that Jack is retarded, but Catholic doctrine isn't so complex that he couldn't figure it out. Actual retards can be quite devout and literate Catholics, so Jack has no excuse.

You’re assuming Jack is approaching the topic in good faith. He’s not. He’s just looking for new ways to shit on people who don’t believe and do exactly what Jack does.

 

[densedance]

How close do you think Jack has gotten to getting his ass kicked in public? The more he acts out and bitches about restaurants and wait staff, the more amazed I am it hasn’t happened yet.

Mate I wouldn't be suprised if we see him one day in r/customersfromhell or r/publicfreakout.