🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

honestly haven't considered that primal rage witnessing incompetent silver tongues is a survival tactic you gotta protect the tribe when the incompetent liar starts getting too much fame and will send other people to death

I wasn't necessarily thinking explicitly only liars, more, if I'm working on like, VERY HIGH VOLTAGE SHIT, and a babbling retard comes in, you WANT to VIOLENTLY shove them back and tell them to viciously fuck off just to make sure you don't get killed from their fucking autism. I mean usually this is done non violently by keeping them away in the first place, but when you feel someones SHEER STUPIDITY can kill you, or hurt you, yeah, it comes up (yes im aware SKG isn't a REAL life or death scenario, but it still stimulates that part of the brain a bit) actually I once had to do this in construction work with an autistic teen, grabbing him by the scruff and threatening to beat him to a pulp, purely because he was endangering himself, had been told TWICE before, and was incapable of understanding...but a big burly dude threatening to beat the fuck out of him? He understood.

Reminds me of the old "McNamara's Morons" or "new standards men". While Its not openly paraded, I FUCKING GAURENTEE YOU a few of them were just shot in the back of the head for everyone elses safety.

 

[zulrahbot73]

I am working on RoachTale chapter 1. It's at 95% completion, progress video soon.

Unfortunately i caught covid so i think the progress will have to stay at 96%. Heres some screenshots instead. It was supposed to be a puzzle game where you could cheat every puzzle by consulting the monster hunter playing device that tells you how to solve it + mald references. Includes a super deep (stenography required) gnome arg.

 

[The Goon Boss]

Dear GOD this guy is retarded. People who try to act smart while being retarded make me rage so fucking much.

It triggers the primal part of my brain that perceives pure incompetence as a THREAT.

Preserve tube to mark the shame of this "Caracal" charecter aka Caracal3892
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Caracal was a huge Star Citizen defender, then he became full doomer and stopped making youtube videos.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Secret pic of maldy from the hospital after his gnomish adventures

Spoiler: Scary

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

In typical fashion of his half truths, it's probably something like:

• jannies collect any troll message
• these are batched to his "police contact"
• every single one of these interactions increments the #SWATTED count

He says "THEY'RE GETTING ME KILLED BY COP" but he's probably the one to initiate police contact almost every time.

I get that most kiwis don’t exactly lean left, but mald telling his (majority white) audience that he may be in danger of being killed in a cop shooting as a white man is so fucking gross. He really is pathetic

 

[McSneaks]

While he doesn't say it directly, he kinda did confirm his house wasn't raided by the police. According to him "they" tried to swat him but local PD reached out to him and nothing happened

Yea so it's the same as when he was "hacking powerplants"

LinkedIn says he was a social engineering penetration tester soooo....

He's explained what he actually did on a stream. He tested doorknobs and asked people "hey can I come in". That's literally it. At least he calls it "social engineering penetration testing" now lmfao.


So he can claim he's not lying because he's using words that kind of mean the actual reality....just not in the way everyone else uses them.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

NOTCH NO



And for those playing at home, we ask you:
"What week of each month is Mald promising to release an update for his game?"

Answer:
A trick question! He actually promised it on the first day of each month, sorry - better luck next round.

Let's look at the results! And here's a hint for your next question:



Alright question two:
"What patch is Heartbound currently released on, being the end of the first week of this month?"

Times ticking aaaaand please drop your pens.

Alright let's look at the board:



You might've got this one - a bit easier, congratulations. Yes, yes I know.

An obvious answer: It's still on last month's patch.

Results are in, and everyone's a winner. Except uhhh "M-Maldavius". Thanks for playing, but you're eliminated.

Thanks for tuning in everyone! And remember:

 

[liam dees]

gamers normies commentary fags ESL niggers victims of "software as service"

"PIRATE SOFTWARE IS A FURFAG NIGGER, GET BTFO LMAO!!!"

 

[ZoopZoop]

Guessing I'm one of the few who hates themselves enough to still be reading Maldcord. Apparently people are making fake suicide claims today. Then Jason posted some "proof".
Post 1:

Photo 1:


Post 2:


Photo 1: See photo 1 from Post 1
Photo 2:


Bonus:
Mald has seen the Notch tweet.

Heartbound bonus round:
Post 1:

Post 2:

Please let me know if I inserted the full-image instead of the thumbnail. I'm trying my best.

 

[Gas Snake]

Mald has seen the Notch tweet.
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I really can't believe he still says 'insane behavior' unironically. Mald truly has an iron ego.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Eurogamer finally put out an article on this shit.

UNFORTUNATELY it seems to focus a bit too much on EA and all them saying it would be EXPENSIVE

FORTUNATELY the comments seem to be calling out the lies.

Also its funny as shit malds only response to mald is that damn catch phrase.

EDIT : E;R just endorsed stop killing games on stream. hour and 2 minutes in about.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Mald, quit the internet. You've lost. Everyone is against you. Fucking. Notch. The Creator of Minecraft. is against you.

You're on the finding out timeline. I think you should hop off before you get to the end of it.

 

[fukkit]

"YOUR RECKONING HAS COME" the last thing a ferret hears before Jason rapes it to death

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

In a cow crossover even Vaush was capable of understanding the SKG initiative and clocking Mald as a fake-voiced corpo-shill in the span of around 5 minutes

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Guessing I'm one of the few who hates themselves enough to still be reading Maldcord. Apparently people are making fake suicide claims today. Then Jason posted some "proof".
Post 1:

>Imagine needing to larp this because you hate someone on the internet
It's not just hate Jason. It's funny.
Everybody is doing it because it's funny.
As you'd say, it's "awesome as shit".

Just like you, in a way.
edit: thumbnail oopsie

 

[Nothing Is Written]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=syjBTYuGh2g
In a cow crossover even Vaush was capable of understanding the SKG initiative and clocking Mald as a fake-voiced corpo-shill in the span of around 5 minutes

Degenerate furry civil war? That's it pack it in folks we're definitely living in a simulation.

 

[SlyVMan]

Malds so pissed.







(I saw the picture for this one posted above so I won't repost it.)


Edit: Right as he posted that last one, he closed the channel. lmao

 

[Slimpacks]

Nigtree just removed his FAQ thread from the Steam Discussions forum. Is he preparing for backlash for not releasing the update?

 

[Fats McGee]

In a cow crossover even Vaush was capable of understanding the SKG initiative and clocking Mald as a fake-voiced corpo-shill in the span of around 5 minutes

If I ever become dumber than a horse-fucking pedophile, I'm going to take a beer and my 9mm to a beautiful wooded glen. I'm gonna drink my beer, and then I'm gonna suck-start the handgun. It is truly over for Maldavius.

 

[potato sack]

this some palpatine drama

'the attempt on my life has left me a pussy and a faggot'