DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Knowing Phil, either this is a nothing burger or some event horizon shit, somehow this fat fuck only goes one of two ways.

Occam's razor says Phil hit the gin too hard and maybe even got sick, but that "I don't know when I'll return" also leaves a lot to the imagination.
 
It’s just Phil being extra lazy or hungover after one of the "event” streams where he gets a ton of dent's money. Nothing ever happens, bros — I’m all in.

If you need a fresh batch of a middle-aged man guilt-tripping his audience because the money’s drying up or doing a viewers audit because the YouTube views are drooping, you can check The Quartering thread.
 
Balr0g said:
Watched TBS yesterday and they had a clip where DSP said something along the lines of "If this level of support keeps up for 20 years I can take a vacation to Europe with Khet". My guy.. for one, he actually expects his dents to support him with 300$ a day (at the minimum) for 20 years???? And he can't simply save up some money for a vacation in say a few months? He is a retard. Or rather an alien ina fat, decaying skinsuit. Then again this dumbass thought a rainyday fund is for days when it rains. He really deserves to be mocked for all eternity.
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not sure why he thinks anyone gives a fuck if he ever takes a vacation.
Moar Krabs said:
So did Linda Die?. I feel like he wouldnt post this unless something really really bad happened
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there's the dramabait that was missing all weekend
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
He is probably hung over
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yep
King of Gout said:
Is his mother really dying?
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well, everyone is dying technically.
UsedUp said:
All vague posting is retarded but imo I don't think dsp would keep quiet about a power outage. If he's not back by tomorrow then imo this is all a ploy for sympathy bucks. And you dents will pay. Regardless, dsp missing 3 days of  work, we will have reached the penultimate of begging.
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especially since the last couple 'events' were dry a couple days after.
 
neger psykolog said:
Shit I guess I can't tip DSP $1000 tomorrow.

DSP is black.
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You can tip off-stream, just send him professional style e-mails and respond promptly.
Iron Hamster said:
not sure why he thinks anyone gives a fuck if he ever takes a vacation.
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Phil can complain that Katherine needs to make lunchmeat sandwiches instead of Doordashing fast food and it guilts these retards.
 
It can be a death in the family, maybe his mother. I know some of you believe he would be very vocal about it, but I think he is scared of admitting that and "detractors" using that to mock him. It can also be something to do with Kat. No one, not even Phil, would say they have no idea when they will be back, if it was just an internet or power outage.
 
what was originally believed to be a power outage was in fact light being unable to escape Mrs. Burnell's event horizon. Nearby University of Washington physicists are baffled, but assured the local news that Mr. Burnell will be able to resume his full time streaming job once the localized singularity has been contained and transported away for further analysis.
 
King of Gout said:
It can be a death in the family, maybe his mother. I know some of you believe he would be very vocal about it, but I think he is scared of admitting that and "detractors" using that to mock him. It can also be something to do with Kat. No one, not even Phil, would say they have no idea when they will be back, if it was just an internet or power outage.
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I mean I've seen other people say things like "I need to take some time off and I'll let you know when I'll return" and 9 times out of 10 its usually family related
 
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Maybe it's time to add 2025 .
 
I don't think Phil is in CT or whatever and Linda is probably fine (and I hope she is) but the mental image of Phil browsing his sub on KF and playing WWE Champions on the day of her funeral is funny.
 
He said on marathon he will be back "refreshed". My money is on the fact he went somewhere (CT most likely) and his flight is either delayed or something happened while there and he is now either stuck there or will be late by 1 day. So betting : went to CT, flight delayed, will come back tomorrow with "guise, I had some shit behind the scenes, my life has to be so hard, but I am here now, how about some support because you missed me on monday"
 
Moar Krabs said:
If it really is a family thing I can see him begin to ask for double the amount he usually gets. Like begging for 2 goals hit per stream will become a new norm and he will want 300$ per stream
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I think it's nothing.
people keep saying "it's his mom" which I don't buy.
1-He doesn't care about his mom (even if she dies)
2-He would monetize the shit out of it.
it's most likely something like a power outage or an errand
 
Moar Krabs said:
He said on marathon he will be back "refreshed". My money is on the fact he went somewhere (CT most likely) and his flight is either delayed or something happened while there and he is now either stuck there or will be late by 1 day. So betting : went to CT, flight delayed, will come back tomorrow with "guise, I had some shit behind the scenes, my life has to be so hard, but I am here now, how about some support because you missed me on monday"
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If the airport theory seems solid isn't there some super tard obsessed faggot that could call the airport and find out about flight delays out of whatever the main airport is in Connecticut?
 
The thing is, if it turns out to be a big giant nothing burger and Phil gets to be “lol I lied and the detractors fell for it” I might be genuinely MATI
 
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