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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
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If Fatty keeps making progress and gets excess skin removal surgery, we are going to get to the point were Jet is fatter than airsoftfatty.
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i never thought i'd say this but i was 100% convinced that ASF was going to die a deathfat and never change. it's pretty nice seeing him lose a shit ton of weight while jet is bloated like a balloon. kinda weird how life is like that sometimes
 
Now his wife is in the chat shit talking him.
Also...
>prepares to leave
>stays after all

THIS FUCKING GUY...

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Ricky's ~3 hour stream with Ellie, Aryeh, and Seth: https://www.youtube.com/watch\?v\=NlAvPZNjKVs (attached is full stream for archiving purposes)

  • Ricky setup donos for Ellie with a $150 goal to tell a secret
    • Never reached
  • Ellie again laments her inaction on the tank
  • Ellie's favorite fish was Direnc
    • At first had animosity with Daniel, but ended up being second favorite
    • Dodges least liked fish, repeats didn't like Daniel originally
  • Addresses ShortsGate
    • Ellie's plan were to go to the zoo that day
    • Picked up an out of town friend staying at hotel, and steals some complimentary breakfast
    • Go up to the friend's room, and he starts autistically building legos
    • Ellie snoops thru her friend's luggage, find and puts on said shorts
    • Friend is an MDE fan (autism checks out), hence why they bought the same shorts as Jet
    • Ricky accuses her of setting this up for clout (she seems genuinely flustered about the whole thing)
  • Ellie's thoughts on NYC
    • Hated it, so hot. Found it "over simulated"
    • Direnc and her planned to go (sounds like she was about to say production joined in on the plans afterwards)
    • Aryeh interrupts us finding out how the NYC trip was setup, to tell us his kike-Jew musical-loving ass loves NYC
    • Ellie was too worried with online comments about her to enjoy NYC
  • Aryeh also started reading all comments about him
    • Is worried about being unliked and doesn't know what to do with his fans
    • Ricky tells him not to become a lolcow, Aryeh already thinks he is (potential for sure)
  • Favorite challenges from Fishtank were
    • Ellie: centipede
    • Aryeh: cell
  • Ellie's Fishtank game plan for the first few weeks for simps to carry the stox
    • She was going to go "full bagel" later, like "drunk freddy" (doubt)
  • Favorite TTS
    • Aryeh: "Aryeh she didn't know about your dead ancestors because she's a psychic, she knew because she turned on the gas chamber"
    • Ellie: A hamster related TTS during the psychic (she cannot remember)
  • Aryeh reflects on Fishtank
    • Is no longer mad about the purple face—Ricky still adamant the tube said purple
    • Aryeh regrets the mean things he said about Angie after she left (don't be)
    • Aryeh and Ricky both agree they do not trust Freddy still
    • Aryeh describes Ellie as his "emotional support pet"
  • Aryeh calls Ellie cute
    • He wants to be honest, if "an 18 year old" (read Ellie) wanted to have sex with him, he wouldn't be able to resist
    • Ricky says it's immoral, Aryeh agrees, and says he's just being honest as a sexless man
    • Aryeh is not ashamed of it
    • Aryeh adamant he wouldn't go lower than 18
    • Aryeh says he's not sure he could resist given how he acted in past experience with gay men coming onto him
    • He was "down so bad in the past" that he "tried to turn himself gay" (48:30)
      • He did a kiss on the check. He did not feel a spark just felt weird
  • Ellie address gooners
    • Doesn't see a lot of gooning (ironic foreshadowing for final TTS), just hating and waterellie
  • Aryeh "girl"friend
    • Contacted by a lot of gay men and a couple of women
    • Talked to one "woman" for several hours and saw "her" driver's license
    • Ranking on body alone would be a "9 out 10", and "she" is skinny
    • No such thing as a dealer breaker for Aryeh
    • Going to hang out this month, he is going to fly to her on his own dime
    • Ricky thinks it's a catfish
    • Ellie ask if it's an M or F on the DL, Aryeh clams up for 60 seconds
      • Says he liked what he saw, then answers it was neither
    • Ricky later asked if "she" has a pussy, Aryeh says yes (doesn't seem too confident)
    • Ricky later ask if his "girl"friend is biologically female
      • Aryeh response "is it okay if I text HIM and ask HIM if it's alright if I answer the question" (capitalization mine)
    • "They" identify as non-binary, but are okay with Aryeh using she/her if that makes him more comfortable
    • The drivers license had X as the gender
      • Aryeh believes "she" is biologically female
    • Ricky wants to interview the thing. It says it is afraid of FT fans, maybe will do one in the future
    • Aryeh says "she" has a beautiful singing voice
    • Aryeh says it's too good to be true (foreshadowing?)
    • Claims "she" has the body of binx and the personality of a josie (and the penis of Freddy?)
    • Aryeh booked a one way ticket already since he wasn't sure how long he wanted to stay with "her"
    • Aryeh starts to feel defensive, deflects by saying maybe he has just been trolling about all of this
  • Aryeh feels bad for the spongebob reddit (redditors kys)
  • Aryeh claims touching Ricky's balls was an accident
  • Aryeh would consider having sex with Rachael, not excited if she was his first, but would if she asked (1:02:30)
    • Wouldn't now that he has a "girl"friend, but would have fucked Rachael in a closet on Fishtank if circumstances permitted
  • Aryeh says Direnc was the "best girl" in the tank (confirmed homosexual)
    • Aryeh was super jealous of Ricky, thought Ellie and Letty wanted to fuck Ricky. Blames it on his autism for getting jealous
  • TTS roast Aryeh: "Ricky is more likely to get with Letty than Aryeh is to find a girlfriend that's biologically female"
  • Aryeh likes to sit indian style in the shower
  • Aryeh a golddigger (or just your average Jew)
    • Aryeh would hang out with an alleged pedophile, if he was a multi-millionaire (1:25:30)
    • Aryeh would hang out with Ye and he is a neo-nazi. Ellie notes that tracks (reference to ProudBoy association)
    • Aryeh needs to know how rich Hitler is before knowing if he'd hang out with him (1:26:30)
      • Ellie "doesn't think" she'd hang out with Hilter
  • Ellie winces as a TTS asking to get married and have blasian kids (1:30:35) (based)
  • Aryeh thinks Direnc hotter than Letty, Ricky disagrees. Ellie refuses to be gay
  • Aryeh was a brony between ages 14 and 19
    • Ricky wants to know if that's what made him autistic (no, just a pedophile)
  • Aryeh's ridges developed at age 12
    • Lost hair at 22/23
  • Ellie says mints is her favorite from production, he was funniest
    • Ricky directly ask what she thought about Jet
      • She says that should have been the goal question
      • Dodges and says what her favorite bits of his were
      • Then starts twirling her in chair nervously (1:38:00) (unclear if defensive or frustrated about rumors, but definitely irked)
    • Ricky says Ben blocked him on twitter
  • Next plans
    • Aryeh's plan is to do video essays on cartoons and musical theatre
      • But if livestream has more views he'll do that
    • Ellie doesn't know what her content ideas are. Spending more time on twitter, figuring out how to grift
    • Ellie says she has been throughly doxxed
    • Ricky as Aryeh if there was still more people could dox about him. He goes quite and then ask why would he ask that
  • Aryeh says Josie is cute and would like to meet her.
    • Notes that sadly she had a boyfriend, and he has a "girl"friend
  • Aryeh has massive pit stains and Ellie oofs (1:57:00)
  • Aryeh's "girl"friend tries to call in and convince they're real
    • Collective retards cannot figure out how to have a 2 way conversation
    • "Girl"friend calls Aryeh and tells him to stop talking about the situation (to avoid exposing the con)
  • Areyh shows feet (2:10:14)
    • Unironically thinks he's overheating because he has shoes on
    • (feet shot shout out to and clipped for the homosexuals who are shitting up this thread by virtue signaling about how they spend their money)
  • Areyh mean mugs Elli for not seeing musicals in NYC
  • Ellie is going to apply to college, doesn't think she is competitive—no extra circulars
  • Aryeh has a bachelors in political science
  • Ellie n-word silence (2:19:44) (so both nontent Daniel and Ellie never said nigger, coincidence?)
  • Ellie favorite album The Wall; Aryeh Spirit phone by Lemon Demon
  • School years
    • Aryeh was in special Ed for math, and autism group therapy, didn't talk to people
      • Aryeh had no friends in West Virginia
    • Ellie was a floater, wasn't popular. Not going back to school (joke?), says her friends were always a year older
  • Aryeh doesn't have a favorite pokemon, Ellie likes "Clefairy with the egg" (Chansey, you stupid bitch)
  • Ricky calls up Seth to ask where he is
    • Ricky had keep alludling that another Fish was going to be joining for the past 2 hours.
    • (Seth was pulled onto the stream, doesn't seem like he dropped from Burt's to join here)
  • Aryeh has a family thing at 1am, picking someone up at the airport
  • Seth's favorite fish was himself.
    • Least favorite was Rachael, Direnc was second but got better later.
  • TTS says they were tributing Ellie's pink checks (looks visibly shaken).
  • Freddy was threatened to be raped by a cameraman (joke you "had to be there" for)
  • Ricky ends the stream by saying this is the last time they are going to talk to Aryeh
 

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If Fishtank dissolves entirely I will put every last drop of my sanity into a Bloodgames successor, and it will include everyone that needs to be there. Weirdly enough, I have the necessary experience lol

My fear is that no one will have the balls to do a project like FT or BG at scale ever again. This gay show has provided me more laughs than anything else made in the last decade, and I think it has cultural value well beyond what anyone thinks, including the creators.
 
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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
If Fishtank dissolves entirely I will put every last drop of my sanity into a Bloodgames successor, and it will include everyone that needs to be there. Weirdly enough, I have the necessary experience lol

My fear is that no one will have the balls to do a project like FT or BG at scale ever again. This gay show has provided me more laughs than anything else made in the last decade, and I think it has cultural value well beyond what anyone thinks, including the creators.
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There have been very similar things done before, and I think the existence of FT only guarantees there will be more things like it in the future. FT itself is a very derivative idea, just with an MDE and wigger spin to it.
 
im almost as bummed out that we wont get to see BG2 with Burt and Alex (according to Frank) as i am about S4 ending early. fuck it would've been such a good summer...
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
If Fishtank dissolves entirely I will put every last drop of my sanity into a Bloodgames successor, and it will include everyone that needs to be there. Weirdly enough, I have the necessary experience lol

My fear is that no one will have the balls to do a project like FT or BG at scale ever again. This gay show has provided me more laughs than anything else made in the last decade, and I think it has cultural value well beyond what anyone thinks, including the creators.
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I mean, where could you film without getting cops involved? how do you get a audience/potential cast members?
 
We are minutes away from the Burt pedo allegations being confirmed.

Edit: Nvm he just fucked old guys as a young adult and had a sad childhood. Boohoo nigga.
He's literally pulling a Kojima.
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Him just casually doxxing his father and his current location lmao.
 
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