Esoteric Shaggyism / Esoshaggy / Esofaggy - A late-stage guntguard taking up Gator's mantle to assist Ralphy-Doo.

[Sammich]

I didn’t talk about any of this for over decade because it was so insane.

You should have kept that streak going, It has nothing to do with Eso. Best I can tell it's just you telling secrets on this poor girl that only real problem was dating the wrong dude.

You still got time to delete all that shit.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

You should have kept that streak going, It has nothing to do with Eso. Best I can tell it's just you telling secrets on this poor girl that only real problem was dating the wrong dude.

You still got time to delete all that shit.

I crossed the point of no return couple months ago. It’s feast or famine from here on out. I am riding this tiger.

Explain to me like I’m 5 how being messaged from Eso’s official Twitter “has nothing to do with Eso”.
Are you disputing the authenticity of the screenshots?
OR
Are you accepting the authenticity of the screenshots but saying that Eso was not the one behind the DMs because I’ve already addressed that possibility.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Mayhaps someone got into the ralphastash?

 

[Rage Pig]

You don’t need to know that. It makes sense to the people it needs to make sense to.


You can either…
A. Dispute the authenticity of the screenshots.
B. Off another explanation for the screenshots than the ones I have already offered.
C. Agree with my assessments of the screenshots
D. Shut the fuck up.

Got that? Good. Glad we could have this little. Talk.

It's C. Esofaggy has been "gotten to" by a Mossad operative who goes by the name "Vile Shlomo" months ago. They kept him in a black site in Katowice. He was killed on June 22nd, on the 84th anniversary of "Unternehmen Barbarossa" - a sick reference to Esofaggys red beard. He was then grinded down into a paste, put into hummus jars and shipped to Gaza where he was fed to Balestoonian children.

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

It's C. Esofaggy has been "gotten to" by a Mossad operative who goes by the name "Vile Shlomo" months ago. They kept him in a black site in Katowice. He was killed on June 22nd, on the 84th anniversary of "Unternehmen Barbarossa" - a sick reference to Esofaggys red beard. He was then grinded down into a paste, put into hummus jars and shipped to Gaza where he was fed to Balestoonian children.

Y’all are really keen for me to believe that there is no fed involvement here.

Maybe I’m right. Maybe I’m wrong. But me floating the possibility of Fed involvement should not stir such passion and hostility.

 

[Sprate Header]

Y’all are really keen for me to believe that there is no fed involvement here.

Maybe I’m right. Maybe I’m wrong. But me floating the possibility of Fed involvement should not stir such passion and hostility.

Mossad quietly influencing the sektur to trigger another pillstream

 

[Blue Gunty]

Y’all are really keen for me to believe that there is no fed involvement here.

Maybe I’m right. Maybe I’m wrong. But me floating the possibility of Fed involvement should not stir such passion and hostility.

The truth is much more insidious than that, but it's not safe to discuss here. Meet me tomorrow at noon where the Crow's feet lay still and all will be revealed.

 

[niggercattle]

Got that? Good. Glad we could have this little. Talk.

Nice Tomlinsonesque period usage for dramatic effect, stupid.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No. The Feds or Jews aren’t going to grab EsoShaggy. First of all he’s a fag. Second of all he’s irrelevant. Unless he’s into drugs or kid diddling (both possible all things considered) I don’t see how it’s possible. But I do appreciate the rampant speculation and weird admissions about dating someone trafficking kids.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

No. The Feds or Jews aren’t going to grab EsoShaggy. First of all he’s a fag. Second of all he’s irrelevant. Unless he’s into drugs or kid diddling (both possible all things considered) I don’t see how it’s possible. But I do appreciate the rampant speculation and weird admissions about dating someone trafficking kids.

This guy is in the ralphameds

 

[Gaston LaNoir]

No. The Feds or Jews aren’t going to grab EsoShaggy. First of all he’s a fag. Second of all he’s irrelevant. Unless he’s into drugs or kid diddling (both possible all things considered) I don’t see how it’s possible. But I do appreciate the rampant speculation and weird admissions about dating someone trafficking kids.

Did or did not Shaggy once famously say that his was a community of doxers, hackers, and swatters or some such? Whose jurisdiction do those crimes fall under?

Shaggy rubbed elbows with some exceptionally shady people who did things of legality. It is not far fetched to suggest that that feds got to Shaggy.
In theory, because Shaggy’s boss Ethan Ralph lives in a different country, the CIA could step in if anything illegal were going on between the two.

I would not underestimate the importance of this sektur. Tastemakers like Nick Fuentes and Keith Woods (whatever you think of them, they do set trends) emerged out of the sektur and mainstream politicians are saying these that no one outside of this sektur was saying five years ago. It is absolutely in the interest of the powers to have some influence in the sektur.
Since Elon took over Twitter, there have been several overnight successes who have come out of nowhere and I think at least half of them glow.

Shaggy was far from irrelevant. He was Nick Fuentes’ main attack dog which is a pretty important role. It’s like saying Stalin’s head of the secret police was irrelevant. Maybe he’s not a household name but from the perspective of the establishment, Shaggy would be a person of great interest.

Again, this is giving him the benefit of the doubt that he was not establishment all along.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Did or did not Shaggy once famously say that his was a community of doxers, hackers, and swatters or some such? Whose jurisdiction do those crimes fall under?

Shaggy rubbed elbows with some exceptionally shady people who did things of legality. It is not far fetched to suggest that that feds got to Shaggy.
In theory, because Shaggy’s boss Ethan Ralph lives in a different country, the CIA could step in if anything illegal were going on between the two.

I would not underestimate the importance of this sektur. Tastemakers like Nick Fuentes and Keith Woods (whatever you think of them, they do set trends) emerged out of the sektur and mainstream politicians are saying these that no one outside of this sektur was saying five years ago. It is absolutely in the interest of the powers to have some influence in the sektur.
Since Elon took over Twitter, there have been several overnight successes who have come out of nowhere and I think at least half of them glow.

Shaggy was far from irrelevant. He was Nick Fuentes’ main attack dog which is a pretty important role. It’s like saying Stalin’s head of the secret police was irrelevant. Maybe he’s not a household name but from the perspective of the establishment, Shaggy would be a person of great interest.

Again, this is giving him the benefit of the doubt that he was not establishment all along.

What trend does Nicholas J Fuentes set?

Unironically ironically being a faggot?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Shaggy was far from irrelevant. He was Nick Fuentes’ main attack dog which is a pretty important role. It’s like saying Stalin’s head of the secret police was irrelevant. Maybe he’s not a household name but from the perspective of the establishment, Shaggy would be a person of great interest.

Beria of the NKVD actually killed and tortured people. All EsoShaggy does is make threads on Twitter. He might be a doxer and harasser, maybe much worse. He could be connected with the swatters like torswats, which would be the least surprising reveal ever all things considered, but as it stands on a surface level he’s just another ass clinging nugget in da sektur. I’d be interested in what he has to say while he was sweeping it up for Ralph but this whole idea he’s super important seems far fetched. Jews? Mossad? Christ in heaven, Null seems like more of a likely target than EsoShaggy.

 

[Blipli]

Shaggy was far from irrelevant. He was Nick Fuentes’ main attack dog which is a pretty important role. It’s like saying Stalin’s head of the secret police was irrelevant.

Are you LeTrav?

Like the above said Shaggy is just a ball washer for ecelebs. He definitely doxes and probably swats but isn't part of some secret agent cabal.
That being said AF and Fuentes are probably fed informants but that doesn't mean they have the assets like it's an episode of CSI on people.

Shaggy is like an autistic Don Quixote. He'll be chasing ecelebs to sweep for til the end of time.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Are you LeTrav?

Like the above said Shaggy is just a ball washer for ecelebs. He definitely doxes and probably swats but isn't part of some secret agent cabal.
That being said AF and Fuentes are probably fed informants but that doesn't mean they have the assets like it's an episode of CSI on people.

Shaggy is like an autistic Don Quixote. He'll be chasing ecelebs to sweep for til the end of time.

I'm hearing reports that "EsoShaggy" and "EsoFaggy" are actually two different people. Apparently they found this EsoFaggy guy IRL and he's some fat guy from SC.

 

[PauperVita]

I'm hearing reports that "EsoShaggy" and "EsoFaggy" are actually two different people. Apparently they found this EsoFaggy guy IRL and he's some fat guy from SC.

Thank you for that wonderful segue, KAP.

CHRISTIAN JAMES GETCHELL

112 Daniel Ave.
Seneca, SC 29678

Mobile: (603) 553-9390
Landline: (603) 898-7485

Email: cjgetchell@coastal.edu

Aka CWCGrop/OemResis/Nostalgia Feaser/Tahdi Feaser/Estrogenic Faggyism/ @Blipli

Most commonly referred to as Stella or his more affectionate nickname, Stroona…Is a fat, austic obsessed alog of Esoteric Shaggyism, Augusto Kinochet and our very own @Sprate Header with a penchant for making homo-erotic AI images of Teddy Feaser who he is known to skin-walk on occasion.



Stroona’s favorite activity is ignoring his fat fuck-ugly wife and newborn child to simp for e-thots in private messages and tweet at various people to “Check DMs”. He also loves to spam doxes of various people of “da sektur” as well as members of their family. But more than anything he is obsessed with Esoteric Shaggyism and Augusto Kinochet. I would post tweets; however he has privated his X/Twitter but you can still see his posts here on Kiwi Farms @Blipli


There are various images of him being fat and retarded. I will post a couple of good ones and hide the rest for those interested

Spoiler: Rare Stroonas

As I previously mentioned, his wife is fat as fuck. They look like twins.


Stroona is also fascinated, somewhat alarmingly, with the LGBT youfs both online & irl.



Stroona is originally from New Hampshire where he often visits his parents and stuffs his face at his favorite establishment Romano’s.


To no one’s surprise, he’s a redditor where he also likes to ask people to “check DMs”


Stroona also loves CRTs & Nintendo 3DS which is also how he got phonebooked (more on that in a minute)


After being phonebooked on X/Twitter, Stroona privated his account.


Because I’m a generous guy, I will not post pictures of him holding his child. But I will however point out that his cousin is a hot piece of ass. I’d check those DMs!



(All images 18+)

Stroona tried to hide his house on google maps but he did a terrible job. There does not appear to be a driveway or road of any kind; however the house is charming.

Spoiler: Stroona’s house

Stroona originally went by the name CWCGrop

Archive

Grop is meant to identify him as “groyper”. It actually makes a lot of sense if you’re fucking retarded… which stroona is.

Archive
Note: Stroona no longer identifies as a groyper and now sides with BAP pedophiles due to his hatred of Esoteric Shaggyism.

Here is an older post from an account that was closely tied to Stroona identifying OemResis (Stella Fanboi) as Stroona.

X/Twitter


The username OemResis will quickly lead you to his reddit account.

Link
Archive

This reddit is focused on CRTs, screens and retro games. Stellas name under "CWCgrop" was "CathodeRT". Please notice once more his autistic need to ask people to check DMs


His reddit links to an unlisted JewTube video on which Stroona was kind enough to provide his name.

Link

Happy 4th of July, Stroona!

 

[Sprate Header]

Gm Christian @Blipli

 

[PauperVita]

Gm Christian @Blipli

Check DMs

 

[Esoteric Shamoo]

Concerning

 

[PauperVita]