💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Useful_Mistake said:
Joshua Moon talked about Patrick in his MATI stream. Here's a clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxJvb2mGry8
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I was listening to that excerpt at the gym this morning and laughed so hard I damn near had to do the Roll of Shame with 2 plates.
Halbschwanz said:
As I've stated elsewhere, the whole 5.7 defeating body armor bit is applicable if you have the steel cored rounds that glowies and military used.
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The round definitely can kill but it's at its best when it's fired out of a PDW in bursts. Fatty doesn't have either of those capabilities and even if he somehow got his hooves on all that, he's obese, stupid, and can't shoot for shit.
AnOminous said:
He was literally beaten up and robbed by CHILDS.
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Stalker childs, uh, child. Because you know they cased his fat body from a distance before they relieved him of his property at the fast food store he's definitely never been to before.
Sammich said:
Get his ass Edna! How is it he always acting like an asshole to random people.
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Turns out he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Joshua Moon talked about Patrick in his MATI stream. Here's a clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxJvb2mGry8
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Patrick didn't like my video. Smh.

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Useful_Mistake said:
Patrick didn't like my video. Smh.

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Before this I always thought Patrick was a fat loser with retarded political takes, a shitty wife, a daughter he probably isn't allowed to see, and essentially unemployed. Part of me even felt bad for him, seeing as the only real attention he gets is probably from ONA and this thread. No doubt his wife fucks other men behind his back and never sleeps with him. His only escapes are beer and Xitter.

After hearing about him flipping out I don't know if he's gone completely insane or this incident was him snapping because his entire life is shit. Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been red flagged. I don't know if Wisconsin has those laws but that is why they were written.
 
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Insane.
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Theft! Kek. Theft of a wife and child? We can only assume?

Patrick is too distasteful a cow to keep regular tabs on (him repeating the same couple of phrases makes me feel a sort of sympathetic burgeoning insanity), as well as boring for the same reason - but when he does occasionally break out of his stock character phrases, lately it's been getting more disturbing.
Out of all those chronicled on this site, I would rank him higher up in the likelihood of going utterly fuckin loco, Soon.
Because he's a fat, useless idiot, who announces himself at every turn, I don't think he would do much harm before he shot himself accidently in the leg, but he could probably kill a random passerby old lady, when he finally Elliot Rogers.

But yeah. He's getting a bit more unstable.
I feel like that about a lot of the cows here tbh. Not that they all are going to go on spree, but that many of them are reaching a sort of critical mass. Gifts are drying up left and right, both financially, and just in terms of their bullshit getting any sort of purchase in the now.
 
Long time viewer of the thread, watching Rick exist is... Fascinating.

Can anyone tell me what page I can read up on this black queen drama starting? This twist is like art, the black guy just 'uh-huhing' Rick as he frantically types belittling paragraphs had me laughing.


Sincerely though, how is it that Patrick manages to rub EVERYONE the wrong way. He can't even blame 'stalker children' it just seems like anyone that comes into his orbit (pun intended) feel his abrasiveness. The random democrat lady dunking on him recently was so good.
 
Old King Koaleamos said:
What Jon? Jon del Arroz?
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No, the Jon that Pat's first wife left him for. He's dead now but he adopted Pat's daughter. He also had a cock like a Pringles Can, earning the nickname PCJ. Jon was an admin/moderator on a scale model building forum that Pat was also on, there was a meet up of members for some convention or something at a hotel and Pat brought his first wife. That's where "the Lappening" pic happened - Ricks wife sitting on Jon's lap in a chair while Rick is off to the side holding hands with other men or something. Much like another fat pig monster who promised to piss or cum on Daddy Jim's grave or whatever, there's a tweet floating out there that Patrick claimed he would piss on Jon's grave. To no one's surprise, he has NOT pissed on Jon's grave
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Lol "nviting" - always Ns on your mind Rick ?
 
Welf Welf said:
Is she stupid, or is she grifting? The persecution grift is lucrative, look at how much money the Tranch raked in for their fake incident.
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That is the age-old question... Patirck isn't an obvious target for a race grifter to latch onto since his regular interaction outside of correcTing the record is just regular Good Boy stuff. For us avid oink-watchers it makes sense since we know he's incapable of explaining a situation like a regular human being for more than one sentence, so one can easily push him for perpetual engagement farming. Fattytits could have ended this whole thing very easily, but he simply can't do that.
But as I said, you have to know the Hog for that. Would a freshly minted perma-offended grifter like the second, whiter Jackie know Piggledy like that? It it'd make sense that the funsters would spam her inbox in the name of the mighty Oinker, but I don't think anyone would have expected it to go this far.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I can tell you don't interact with black women a lot
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She ain't all that black, though.
Mixed race female college graduates might say the stupidest shit imaginable, but I think it's less the genetic ancrestry and more the disparity of being not white but also not being oppressed enough for their taste. They don't feel accepted in any race and thus *feel* more oppressed.
 
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