💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

He thinks he's a sage and has important things to say. Just more evidence of his cognitive decline. Besides what else can he do with his day when Mommywife is at work?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack tries to act like the YouTube expert to the most subscribed guy on YouTube. I don't like MrBeast but Jack, people commission thumbnail artists because they can make visuals that will get their video more engagement or because they want to make something cool



Good thumbnails according to Jack btw



This retard can't decide if he loves or hates AI




Buying more toys



More sage advice



Still malding about NYC



Jack sucks Reagan's dick because he basically said "Republicans smart, Dems dumb"



Whiteknighting Tim Pool

 

[Shartavius]

I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here.

Perhaps. My own assumption was that someone else (such as Junior himself) had made the joke to him; and Jack couldn't wait to steal and take credit for it by publishing it first.

this is easily one of the funniest things jack has posted in at least 3 years

As an attempt at intended humor; most definitely. On the other hand, that cookbook he self-published is a comedy masterclass.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is fatty whining about Mamdani proposing "third world government"? What he's proposing is pretty normal in Europe

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack celebrates new political news, and of course the first thing he thinks about is meat



Fatty decides to show off his amazing editing skills



What a beautiful work of art



This definitely feels like a movie his wife dragged him to see

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is no longer doing 'viewer mail' because, yeah, he functionally turned off comments. Recipe is whatever.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

TDS free but plenty of TES. He even has his mouth all ready to go for orange dick

 

[densedance]

What the fuck is the distribution of that smoked Paprika?

 

[Tiresome]

What the fuck is the distribution of that smoked Paprika?

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It's the exact same stroke-cripple gimp-brained culinary instincts that make him throw seven un-separated slices of pepperoni down on an alien prop from original Star Trek before his bottom-wiping mommy stops the camera and helps him be slightly less obvious of an ungodly failure at everything.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qz0kYzFl14Y
Jack is no longer doing 'viewer mail' because, yeah, he functionally turned off comments. Recipe is whatever.

Oh wow, he's actually using other words to describe his food other than just "gud". Still pretty retarded descriptions though.

 

[AnOminous]

This man is still pissed about Starbucks

Stroke out, Jack. Do it for the last time, you evil fuck.

 

[woduqu]

I'm no professional chef, but when you're baking meat in an oven, isn't this nonsensical for instructions? Jack wants you to to pick a random oven temperature (he doesn't even suggest one) and then pop the tray out every, uh, few minutes or something to see the internal temp of the meat with a handheld thermometer. And then once it hits 160, you're supposed to add sauce and, as before, not cook it 5 more minutes, but 5 more degrees.

Also, this is a man who has been a "chef" for 30 years and says things like "Chicken thighs could take... 20 minutes... 30 minutes... I don't know." and "Watch it carefully if it's thighs. Chicken breast takes longer." even though chicken breast being virtually fat free means it's prone to turning out extremely dry if you don't watch it carefully. Of course, as someone who habitually undercooks meat, he may not have experience that outcome before.

 

[Adamska]

Also, this is a man who has been a "chef" for 30 years and says things like "Chicken thighs could take... 20 minutes... 30 minutes... I don't know." and "Watch it carefully if it's thighs. Chicken breast takes longer." even though chicken breast being virtually fat free means it's prone to turning out extremely dry if you don't watch it carefully. Of course, as someone who habitually undercooks meat, he may not have experience that outcome before.

In my experience thighs take a bit longer than breasts do. I tend to rule of thumb between 25-35 minutes for a baked chicken breast, though I tend to baste in a bit of butter on both sides to help keep moisture in. I also tend to cook at about 350 or sometimes a bit lower to control the rate more effectively.

By the by, he gurgles about how you either sauce but don't season, or vice versa. In reality it depends on the dish, a sauce being baked on like a bastard barbecue should still have the cuts salted down and pepper on it, since it ensures there's at least the rounded flavor profile. You don't necessarily need to sauce if you round out chicken with a good dry rub, but you can if you want to keep it hydrated.

Either way fat retard intentionally picked a spicy option with sriracha to eat all six thighs.

 

[Tiresome]

I love how every time Jack comes out with a new actual cooking video, he never demonstrates the slightest hint that he has ever learned anything in his eighteen and a half years of cooking in front of a camera. We can point out everything Jack does wrong all the livelong day but literally the number of things he ever gets right, in total, can fit comfortably on the back of a Post-It note.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I love how every time Jack comes out with a new actual cooking video, he never demonstrates the slightest hint that he has ever learned anything in his eighteen and a half years of cooking in front of a camera. We can point out everything Jack does wrong all the livelong day but literally the number of things he ever gets right, in total, can fit comfortably on the back of a Post-It note.

This applies to almost anything Jack has done since this man doesn't know how to use social media well and youtube yet has the gall to lecture others on how to give good advice.

Hell the fact he fucks up basic recipes that even a middle schooler could get right is enough to discredit him.

 

[Tiresome]

This applies to almost anything Jack has done since this man doesn't know how to use social media well and youtube yet has the gall to lecture others on how to give good advice.

Hell the fact he fucks up basic recipes that even a middle schooler could get right is enough to discredit him.

Don't forget the fact that the last actual paying job he held down, decades and decades ago, the overnight DJ gig, he was fired from because he refused to simply play the shit in the station's library and put on his own music. It should be illegal to be this utterly useless of a human being.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

What the fuck is the distribution of that smoked Paprika?

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@A Big Bumbling Black Man uploaded a very funny short video that summarizes Jack's seasoning skills very succinctly. If there ever is any question regarding as to his seasoning skills, simply view the attached material.

Edited for spelling.

I'm pretty sure I posted this already a while back, but it's just too good forgive me please.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Don't forget the fact that the last actual paying job he held down, decades and decades ago, the overnight DJ gig, he was fired from because he refused to simply play the shit in the station's library and put on his own music. It should be illegal to be this utterly useless of a human being.

Is this separate from the gig he allegedly lost due to making fun of The Mighty Ducks on air, since Disney made that movie and was also a sponsor of the station? Or is that just lies and cope he invented around this same firing?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Don't forget the fact that the last actual paying job he held down, decades and decades ago, the overnight DJ gig, he was fired from because he refused to simply play the shit in the station's library and put on his own music. It should be illegal to be this utterly useless of a human being.

Given Jack's taste in music I want to imagine that the nightclub where these people want to dance and rave had to hear this fucking baby music

 

[AnOminous]

I love how every time Jack comes out with a new actual cooking video, he never demonstrates the slightest hint that he has ever learned anything in his eighteen and a half years of cooking in front of a camera. We can point out everything Jack does wrong all the livelong day but literally the number of things he ever gets right, in total, can fit comfortably on the back of a Post-It note.

You can tell what Jack does right by watching an August the Cuck video because that retard somehow laser focuses for mockery on the rare things he does do right.