💪 Tough Guys Charlie Zelenoff - UBF World Champion

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so it looks like he wanted to fight this guy, but the dude just wasnt interested
so Charlie gave him a "gotcha" light touch to the back of his headphones and the guy just ignored him
Charlie counts this as a TKO somehow, i guess because hes charlie, the guys head didnt even move let alone "snap his head back" like Charlie said
but he is still out there trying to trick people into "sparring" him so he can turn serious and sucker punch them
its funny how Charlie describes what happened, because none of it happened like that
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To this day, I've never stopped to believe in my boy Charlie. He's already surpassed Donga's record of wins by KO many times over.
If that doesn't impress Kim, I don't know what will, considering that prostitute married a literal schizo nigger who puts up a muppet show during an interview with Alex Jones.

I don't think the videos made by Dank Net were ever included in the thread. They are severely dated by now, but they should serve as a very good initiation to the legend of Charlie Z for those who aren't aware.
Here they are in order of release:


With a brief mention of Jason Blaha in video #2, another lunatic in the world of fitness worthy of ridicule alongside the other Jason.
You know who, the autistic star of the Genovaverse, surrounded by piss troopers.
 
It looks like Charlie Z got deported to Kyrgyzstan for using his boxing "skills" on animals.
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CharlieZelenoffboxingTV is a channel archiving all of his new "fights". His favorite opponents seem to be taxi drivers. He's really good at barely tapping his opponents in public while wearing one boxing glove.

Here are some of my favorites.
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Officer Douche said:
It looks like Charlie Z got deported to Kyrgyzstan for using his boxing "skills" on animals.
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Charlie Zelenoff is about to be deported from bishkek.mp4

CharlieZelenoffboxingTV is a channel archiving all of his new "fights". His favorite opponents seem to be taxi drivers. He's really good at barely tapping his opponents in public while wearing one boxing glove.

Here are some of my favorites.
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Taxi Driver punches Charlie Zelenoff out of the car in 2023_v720P.mp4
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Charlie Zelenoff USA vs Tough Brawler Kyrgyzstan 19th February 2024 bare knuckle fight KO_480p.mp4
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Charlie Zelenoff vs Bishkek Pharmacy Striker NEW FIGHT 14th September 2024 Charlie gets punche...mp4
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Typical Charlie Z. He can't find a person dumb enough to 'spar' with who won't see his sucker punches coming, so he starts punching dumb beasts who CAN'T see it coming. He needs to try that shit with an adult male chimpanzee or silverback gorilla or even a kangaroo and see how far he gets. Really this faggot is so low-tier it's hard to believe.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Typical Charlie Z. He can't find a person dumb enough to 'spar' with who won't see he sucker punches coming, so he starts punching dumb beasts who CAN'T see it coming. He needs to try that shit with an adult male chimpanzee or silverback gorilla or even a kangaroo and see how far he gets. Really this faggot is so low-tier it's hard to believe.
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He already sucker punched everyone in LA so he had to turn to animals. Couldn't beat any of the GOATS in boxing so he turned to beating the actual animal. He still counts walking around hitting animals like it's fucking minecraft as professional wins BTW.

I wonder how he's flown under the radar for so long?
 
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Looks like the GOAT got off Instagram and he's on xitter now. Charlie mustve gotten fucked up from winning a fight against "3 guys with screwdrivers" . Normally he will livestream after getting jumped to gloat about his victory, he probably has a couple holes in him.

He's been talking about retiring when he's 1000-0 which will be a sad day when the p4p king hangs his gloves up.
 
Sorry for the double post but I was wrong, apparently he got fucked up by the guys with the screwdrivers. However, he did get right back up afterwards and win 3 separate fights in the same night going out for a walk.
He sounds REALLY fucked up in this video too, most likely is missing a couple teeth now.

Apparently he broke up with his "new wife" that's definitely not an escort. This heartbreak was so much she got three guys with screwdrivers to go jump him in his house. Totally because he "broke up" with her and not just because he didn't wanna pay the escort.

He mentions "eclipsing 1000 - 0" because of how angry the screwdrivers made him. You can't stop Charlie Z, only slow him down.

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Officer Douche said:
CharlieZelenoffboxingTV is a channel archiving all of his new "fights". His favorite opponents seem to be taxi drivers. He's really good at barely tapping his opponents in public while wearing one boxing glove.
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What the hell is he doing? This is like one of those bad prank channels (taps in the shoulder, "was just a prank bro!").
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That's too much effort & waste, to put an exotic/endangered animal against a whatever-the-hell-drugs-he's-taking retard.
 
We Are The Witches said:
That's too much effort & waste, to put an exotic/endangered animal against a whatever-the-hell-drugs-he's-taking retard.
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You're right. Let's leave it to the adult make chimpanzee. Charlie tries one sucker punch and the chimp goes chimp and tears his genitals off and bites his face into an unrecognizable jigsaw puzzle shape.

Oh man would I enjoy watching that.
 
We Are The Witches said:
What the hell is he doing? This is like one of those bad prank channels (taps in the shoulder, "was just a prank bro!").

That's too much effort & waste, to put an exotic/endangered animal against a whatever-the-hell-drugs-he's-taking retard.
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Well now it looks like he's actually trying to eclipse 1000-0 those screwdriver thugs supercharged the GOAT. Other than that punching a broken mike tyson punch machine while Randoms record him, usually ends with him saying "look at that punch" and the rando saying "it's broke"
 
As difficult as it is to believe, it seems that Charlie has been putting himself in even greater danger than before. His current instagram account is charliez767, and while his updates have become more sporadic (when I did a better job of keeping up with him a couple years ago, it was common for him to post five or six instagram stories every day, now it seems to only be a couple per week), his number of wins has skyrocketed. The most recent post where he mentions his "wins" was August 1st, and there he puts it at 1161. The number of people he's sneaking up on and punching in the back must be astonishing.
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The last couple of wins that he's posted:



Surprisingly, he hasn't gotten himself murdered or locked up yet, as he provided an update yesterday to let us know that he's now engaged to his current escort.
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He's been in danger of this for years, but I think it's more likely than ever that someday soon he's just going to disappear, and his parents will be left wondering what exactly happened to him.
 
Nicole E. Eggert said:
He's been in danger of this for years, but I think it's more likely than ever that someday soon he's just going to disappear, and his parents will be left wondering what exactly happened to him.
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Every day that passes without Charlie Z being put in a hospital by someone who should NOT be played with getting sucker-punched by him is on a counter. We don't know how long or short the time when that number hits zero is, but as long as this idiot keeps trying to prove he's a great fighter and swinging on randos and talking shit to real fighters alike that counter is gonna keep rolling towards zero and everyone who knows about Charlie is going to get a massive dose of schadenfreude that will last for days. I'm so looking forward to it.
 
Sorry for the double post, but I'm not able to edit my previous post (maybe a mod can merge them).

Charlie is now 1212-0, after smashing a cruiserweight muay thai fighter with a vicious right hook.






While I was lamenting a few days ago that he makes fewer posts nowadays, it seems I spoke too soon. He created a new twitter account, @WBCKingCharlieZ, giving us about a dozen updates on his insanity every day. Sadly, it appears that he and his escort are no longer engaged.
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Charlie Z has won fight #1,405. Shows off his shadowboxing while his landlord records, looks like the champs slowing down.

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Its a miracle he's survived two years in Kyrgyzstan, he's drunk 24/7 and likes to punch taxi drivers in the back of the head while they are driving.
 
I don't really think you can judge the overall greatness of a fighter while they're still active. You really need a bit of chronological distance to place them in their historical context. Despite this, I felt that this video made a good case for his status as the all-time greatest:
 
How in the fuck is Charlie Zelenoff even in Kyrgyzstan or Kazakhstan, let alone still doing his suckerpunch thing? Dudes in those countries will straight up murder you for disrespecting them let alone trying to go "whoa it was just a prank timeout bro timeout"

Maybe God really does protect children and the mentally challenged.

EDIT: having watched a few videos it seems like he's mostly just doing these little taps and the dudes he does them to look at him and you can see the gears whirling in their heads trying to figure out if they're being actually fucked with or if he's an actual shortbus rider and should be ignored. It seems most of the time the steppe peoples have chosen to let him off easy because they probably assume he's got some sort of disability.
 
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