🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Angry Shoes]

I always forget about his bisexuality until someone brings it up again. The gay scene is a giant degenerate fuckfest, there's so many apps dedicated to hooking up. Having to pay for gay sex is so embarrassing.

confronted with any firmness

heh

 

[AnOminous]

As an aside, it's quite the sense of humor God has in paralyzing his face so he can't speak but also giving him unimpeded chewing.

He can't chew though. He can't even close his mouth. That's why he's always drooling all over himself.

 

[StinkySnack]

He can't chew though. He can't even close his mouth. That's why he's always drooling all over himself.

You've been around here way too long to not know that he absolutely can chew. He cannot move his lips. His jaw is unaffected.

 

[obsdj]

I sure hope something happens in the lawsuit soon, before the Chew/Can't Chew wars begin.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I sure hope something happens in the lawsuit soon, before the Chew/Can't Chew wars begin.

Better that than more retarded screeching about circumcision.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

In an alternate universe, a remote whore house in Nevada gets torn down.

Elsewhere... Crusty Rusty suddenly lurches forward as if in acute pain, a woman asks him if he is ok, he says "I... suddenly felt a disturbance in the Whore Force... A whorehouse screeched in pain and then fell silent... I fear something terrible has happened..." The woman that asked slowly backs away from Russ, clutching the mace in her purse.

 

[AnOminous]

You've been around here way too long to not know that he absolutely can chew. He cannot move his lips. His jaw is unaffected.

He was reported by former co-workers as only eating mostly soft foods and sugary drinks and baby birding them. Maybe he can chew to some degree but it's hardly "unimpeded."

 

[StinkySnack]

He was reported by former co-workers as only eating mostly soft foods and sugary drinks and baby birding them. Maybe he can chew to some degree but it's hardly "unimpeded."

Yes, because his lips can't close. He has to tilt his head back to eat so that the food doesn't fall out of his mouth. He sticks to soft foods because chewing for prolonged periods in this position wouldn't be comfortable.

Haven't you seen videos of him? He moves his jaw just fine. There's even pictures of him holding his bottom lip closed between his teeth.

 

[obsdj]

Sigh. Begun, the Chew wars have.

 

[NoosJunki]

Sigh. Begun, the Chew wars have.

He would make a shit-ton by taking bets and then proving it in video. That could probably fund another hooker visit, ironically.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Sigh. Begun, the Chew wars have.

This is what happens when nothing happens for a week.

 

[Pee Cola]

This is what happens when nothing happens for a week.

It's a nice change from the usual debate as to whether or not Greee would be a rapist if he had the chance.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Or when he's gonna troon.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Why is his face, especially around his eyes, now look like it's wax melting?

He looked like a human when he was younger. Now he looks frumpy, unkempt, scruffy, and fat. He looks like someone made a voodoo doll of him and held it next to an open flame.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes, because his lips can't close. He has to tilt his head back to eat so that the food doesn't fall out of his mouth. He sticks to soft foods because chewing for prolonged periods in this position wouldn't be comfortable.

Discussion of Greer's mastication habits are much more obscene than discussion of his whoremongering.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Or when he's gonna troon.

I feel like Greer at least knows that trooning out into a lesbian tomgirl absolutely never gets anyone a girlfriend. I think we're safe from that future.

Why is his face, especially around his eyes, now look like it's wax melting?

He looked like a human when he was younger. Now he looks frumpy, unkempt, scruffy, and fat. He looks like someone made a voodoo doll of him and held it next to an open flame.

Moebius syndrome isn't progressive, so it's probably not from muscles atrophying. Really it's just cause Greer is fat and eats like shit, which really starts to take a toll on people's appearance after 30.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Moebius syndrome isn't progressive, so it's probably not from muscles atrophying. Really it's just cause Greer is fat and eats like shit, which really starts to take a toll on people's appearance after 30.

Sure, that makes some sense, but I've never seen someone look like their skin is melting over their eyes after gaining weight.

 

[Walking Clock]

Speaking of chewing, raping, and trooning, can anyone recount the Dora Hall Saga in full?

 

[Mamimi]

Did we ever work out who the lucky recipient of the handjob was?

I wonder if Russ ever attempted any other forays into sex work, given how obsessed he is with it. Why not advertise himself as a rentboy? It isn't like not being able to close his mouth would be a hindrance here.

 

[Circus peanut]

I wonder if Russ ever attempted any other forays into sex work, given how obsessed he is with it. Why not advertise himself as a rent boy? Not being able to close his mouth wouldn't be a hindrance in that job.

Lack of suction would be, I imagine.