💪 Tough Guys Brian Dennis Martin / FuturisticHub / LifeInATent / WildCraftTV & Kevin Douglas Martin / WeatherManKevin & Chrissie L. Barmore / MeganLeeHeart - Pedo Minecraft Porn Animator, Internet Tough Guy, Swatter, SUED FOR $20M, Doxer, Self-proclaimed "Animation God", THUMBS UP FOR EPIC EARTHQUAKE, The first YouTuber to be universally hated, with twin brother who's somehow worse than him

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Here's the funny thing. The threats are impotent. So Brian Martin's going to sue? That's money to a lawyer, for what will become hundreds of farmers, on top of dealing with Null, who isn't exactly the model of co-operation when it comes to legal letters. Whilst desperately crowdfunding for an appeal against a $20 million decision in a lawsuit that he lost. On top of fighting legal issues in the UK and US (again needing more lawyers).

Let's also be honest, most people here can laugh that shit off. Even if things go against us we're smarter than Karl Jobst in where we can fuck off our savings and holdings to a Cayman Island Trust, and if push comes to shove (especially for those in the US) fuck off south of the border and let Brian waste more money and time chasing hundreds of people who are effectively financial and legal ghosts, not even residing anywhere he can legally collect.

In the meantime, there is Repzion, Keemstar and many others who would have legitimate cause to put legal proceedings on Brian, like restraining orders or even personal lawsuits of their own for harassment and vexatious behavior. And for those people why not? Brian has given them plenty of reason to hate his guts, and they're smart enough to smell blood in the water. They may not get any money out of it, but they do get to put a nail in Brian's coffin with their name carved into it, and I'd wager some are spiteful enough and have enough spare pocket money to do exactly that.

How the fuck is @RealBrianMartin going to pay for this? Lawyers don't operate on "theoretical money". What happens if people crowdfund to get @RealBrianMartin labeled a vexatious litigant? What then? How the fuck is he going to win? You can't fight a war on so many fronts and expect anything other than being completely and utterly fucked.

I know you @RealBrianMartin. As I said you tried to go after me for 3 and a half years because you got upset I said it was retarded to argue about circumcision in the comment section of a video of a dog pissing on an electric fence. You never frightened me and I got good at fucking with you because instead of just ignoring it and moving on with your life you thought you could intimidate and bullshit your way into a win. You did this to so many people, picked so many fights it buried you and you ran like a bitch because of it. I didn't beat you, you beat yourself, but I had fun laughing at you every step of they way, because you were so fucking dumb, you couldn't let anything go. You thinking you can win and control everything is why you always fucking lose, you don't know when to fold, 14 years later that hasn't changed, and it never will.

You can't win @RealBrianMartin. Nobody is backing your crowdfunding for legal fees, which also means you don't have fees to use real lawyers to sue anybody. You can't get everybody you don't like, you can't beat them, no matter what you do there is no possible way for you to win in any way, shape or form. You've picked too many fights. you got too many battles, and way too little in the way of resources to even win one of them. You're fucked.

I, however, and everybody else in this thread, we do get to win. We get a momentary laugh at your misfortune and your predicament, and when we get bored of that we get to move on with our lives without a $20 million dollar debt and a long list of enemies. We get to enjoy spending money on things other than lawyers because we haven't lost so fucking hard in life the only way we can delude ourselves into having a semblance of dignity is threatening to sue Kiwifarmers in private DMs.

On a very personal note Brian, after 16 years where you picked this fight, I just want to let you know I won. Not because I defeated you.

If you want to know who defeated you go to the mirror in the bathroom and take a good hard look at what is staring back at you in the reflection. If you're sick of tasting that kind of defeat maybe, if you are lucky, that mirror is a cabinet and holds a packet full of pills, strong ones. A good handful of those will taste better (chase it with a good whiskey, enjoy it) and make damn sure that taste of defeat you've been swallowing on the daily you won't ever have to palate again. It's over for you, all you have control over now is how it ends and if you keep being a retard, you'll even lose control of that.

Namaste.
 
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@RealBrianMartin is yelling at Josh again over why they don't understand that on an anonymous website it is important to verify who you are if you claim to be someone.
 
I am the real Brian Martin.
Seeing as there is no evidence to the contrary, the logical conclusion is that you're telling the truth. Anyone could make any account with any name pretending to be Brian to defame him and spread lies. The only thing that could stop that would be for an account to be verified as Brian to prevent people from falling for impostors. I would strongly encourage you to verify as yourself with staff to prevent people like @RealBrianMartin from impersonating you further. I really liked the Lizard Squad Rap by the way, a real cult classic. How did you come up with the lyrics?
 
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He of all people should not be complaining about dignity.
True, it also makes me rather skeptical though. Why are they only suddenly active. If they are so intent on posting in the thread, they would verify and be done with it. It leads me to believe that they cannot verify the account because they are either a troll account, or it was a real account that has now been compromised from the leak that happened a couple years ago. This is just my skepticism and I have no basis for it other than intuition.
 
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@RealBrianMartin may be panhandling through his brother to cover the cost of lawyers but he is "debt free", which is why he has to post angry threats. I can recommend a good whiskey to chase those pills.

In fact, any other Kiwis have suggestions for the bottle of whiskey for @RealBrianMartin? Especially considering that he just got himself yeeted, I mean it is one thing nice we can do for him. I was going to suggest Oban, something about the peat next to the sea gives it a unique quality I really enjoy. But hey, it is selfish of me to just go on my recommendation of whiskey alone with what to enjoy with a handful of pills and a hot bath.
 
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True, it also makes me rather skeptical though. Why are they only suddenly active. If they are so intent on posting in the thread, they would verify and be done with it. It leads me to believe that they cannot verify the account because they are either a troll account, or it was a real account that has now been compromised from the leak that happened a couple years ago. This is just my skepticism and I have no basis for it other than intuition.
It was Brian, being his usual retarded self. He's not wanting to verify because he's trying to get his own way, and he also had an occasion where /b/tards got him to put a shoe on his head live which caused him to break down and cry many years ago (a little fuzzy on those details). Since then he refuses to verify, gets banned and comes back with a different sock.
 
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