💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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You've mentioned being in Florida so this doesn't help whatsoever, but if you're ever in an area that has a Wegman's that would be the place to look for interesting cheese. They have a cheese section where they have cheese-making people and misting chambers etc.
 
McMitch said:
Gay shit aside, you've taken your limited perspective and applied it to the entire country, and when people tell you "No, that's not how it is" you lose your own theory of mind and double down on your retarded take.
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I could get what I wanted anywhere in Europe. I cannot get what I want where I want to live in America. It is you who are telling me that what I am living is wrong. I'm sure you can get whatever in the city. There are huge, enormous swathes of this country where you can only get wonderbread and shredded cheese. If this reality (that I can confirm is a reality because I live in it) angers you, I don't know how to comfort you or help you, but I'm not going to lie to you. The rural markets here are poverty, and the city isn't much better. I have seen better options in metropolitans, but by much.

Again I don't know why you're angry at me and telling me what I've seen is wrong. I'd list every store chain I've gone to and inspected but I don't want to somehow pinpoint all the places I've been because I don't know how localized these chains are.

It's just really bizarre being INSISTED by people that I'm wrong when I know I'm not wrong because I'm here and I'm aggressively going out of my way to find new things. At some point I'm forced to assume it's an intelligence thing. There's just people who are not smart enough to understand per capita who post on my website and talk to me.
 
Kyuruma said:
You've mentioned being in Florida so this doesn't help whatsoever, but if you're ever in an area that has a Wegman's that would be the place to look for interesting cheese. They have a cheese section where they have cheese-making people and misting chambers etc.
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"america has cheese, you're just being a myopic cheesecel prude who doesn't shop at American store wegman's"
America, according to this thread and the people violently angry at me for denying the supremacy of the United States empire:
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I'm just in utter shock and disbelief that nobody believes me when I say I look for new places to try. Like, do you honestly think I'm just lying? That I'd rather be angry at a problem that doesn't exist rather than be happy that I'm wrong and have access to quality groceries where I live? Do you HONESTLY think SO LITTLE OF ME that this is your opinion you're willing to argue over, and over, and over again for literal years???

I just wish more people shot themselves in the head rather than post on the Internet.
 
Null said:
"america has cheese, you're just being a myopic cheesecel prude who doesn't shop at American store wegman's"
America, according to this thread and the people violently angry at me for denying the supremacy of the United States empire:
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I'm just in utter shock and disbelief that nobody believes me when I say I look for new places to try.
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Wasn't angry at you Nool just giving a recommendation for one of the only grocers I've seen that even comes close to what you seek.
 
Null said:
I've gone to Publix and hhgregs
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"I went to Walmart, Walmart Jr., and Wal-World, and they all had the same products! I have shopped everywhere and nobody has it!"

You can't make this shit up. Go to a store that only sells food, not food and electronics and sporting goods and office supplies and lawn mowers.

Or try a fucking farmers market
 
GeekUSA said:
American food as an industry has been fucked over by the FDA imposing literally every restriction and strong armed law under the sun to penalize local grocers and farmers from producing and selling their own produce while promoting factory farming and the addition of chemical additives in our food. There's no reasonable excuse why Americans shouldn't be eating gourmet food every day while we have literally some of the most fertile and prosperous land on Earth.
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Years ago I saw a popular documentary called Food Inc. about this very topic. In a nutshell, it seemed like yet another example of the state putting its dirty fingers into another lucrative pot. Maybe I'll rewatch it someday to see if it wasn't Michael Moore/Al Gore type bullshit propaganda because I honestly can't remember.
 
myhairisonfire said:
You can't make this shit up. Go to a store that only sells food, not food and electronics and sporting goods and office supplies and lawn mowers.
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hey dumbfuck, go search Publix and find the people telling me to go to Publix. I am responding to the people telling me to go to Publix. There are people who have demanded I go to Publix. Don't go to XYZ, go to Publix! You're in Florida, go to Publix! I went to Publix, it doesn't have anything comparable to Europe.

I'm about to just straight up start banning people deliberately wasting my time.
 
Null said:
It is you who are telling me that what I am living is wrong. I'm sure you can get whatever in the city. There are huge, enormous swathes of this country where you can only get wonderbread and shredded cheese.
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You disingenuous faggot, I live in the underpopulated part of the country you are making these accusations towards. I'm telling you, your Florida perspective, a state with almost 10x the people per square mile as mine, is inaccurate.
 
Enough. If you're just going to call me a liar you can find another site to use. I have eaten too much shit for this forum to just be called a liar to my fucking face.
 
The answer is thus: the people of kiwi are called to open abundant cheese stores across Florida.
We can make it happen.
 
Null said:
Depending on where you live it can be literally impossible to find fresh baked bread leavened by yeast. When I first moved back I wanted live yeast. I called up Walmart, a local pizzeria, and a local bakery and asked if they had live yeast. Walmart only had dried yeast and their bakery received its bread as frozen dough already leavened. The pizzeria received its dough the same way. The bakery only made sweets and had zero products that required yeast. The nearest whole foods was 90 minutes away.
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Dried yeast is live yeast. This is dried yeast, it is alive and lasts for years in the fridge. You just have to wake it up in warm water. Liquid yeast is really only used for industrial brewing and has a very short shelf life.
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nicotinehouse said:
In my opinion, the best selection of the highest quality foods in the US (to include cheese) is at Wegmans. Unfortunately, Wegmans can only be found in the Northeast part of the US. I've been all over the world to many different high development nations and I would agree that the US is at the bottom when it comes to food. I'm interested to know what other Americans think of Wegmans and how it compares it to other grocers in the US. I've been to the other 2 big chains, kroger and whole foods, and I thought Wegmans was superior. I have not been to Publix. Walmart isn't worth mentioning. Of course they suck, they offer way more than groceries and most of their business is government subsidized through SNAP.
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Wegmans has a model choo-choo train, publix does not.
More seriously, wegmans has a much wider selection especially for their store brand stuff. Their store brand stuff is usually good quality and a good price. As a person of celiac (poc) they also have the best gluten free selection and labeling of any grocery store.


TL;DR.
Europe has cheese and bread, but the USA has guns and free speech.
 
Btw my conditions for the "calling me a liar to my fucking face" cheese ban is that it will be permanent unless you do the Cheese Run. You must go to your local store with a piece of paper that has your username on it. You will, at the cheese carousel, take a picture of your username on a piece of paper next to anything that says Limburger or Liederkranz. Send this to <admin@kiwifarms.net>. There must be several of them so you can't buy a single piece online and just throw it in the carousel, it needs to look like a real display. So if you are going to cheese the cheese test you're at least going to have to buy a bunch. I'll also accept a wheel behind glass; it basically just needs to look like you're actually at a store that sells it.
 
indomitable snowman said:
Europe has cheese and bread, but the USA has guns and free speech.
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I agree, I would accept far worse quality of food before I would give up my guns. One could beget the other, but not the other way around.
Think of how often the Europeans seethe over American ownership of guns, but how infrequently the Americans seethe over European quality food?
 
Null said:
Btw my conditions for the "calling me a liar to my fucking face" cheese ban is that it will be permanent unless you do the Cheese Run. You must go to your local store with a piece of paper that has your username on it. You will, at the cheese carousel, take a picture of your username on a piece of paper next to anything that says Limburger or Liederkranz. Send this to <admin@kiwifarms.net>. There must be several of them so you can't buy a single piece online and just throw it in the carousel, it needs to look like a real display. So if you are going to cheese the cheese test you're at least going to have to buy a bunch.
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Reminds me of a /pol/ meme where someone would post a picture of Lord Humongous from Mad Max 2 and paraphrased quotes like "post the in store prices and there will be an end to the horror." I think it was in response to Canadians whining about food getting expensive.
 
indomitable snowman said:
Wegmans has a model choo-choo train, publix does not.
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I almost forgot about the choo-choo. Wegman's also has a very good raw meat selection and their hummus is some of the only I've found to use olive oil instead of whatever unholy mixture of sunflower/soybean/canola they usually use. It's a shame they're so localized to the northeast, genuinely the best high-end grocery chain in the US.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
Reminds me of a /pol/ meme where someone would post a picture of Lord Humongous from Mad Max 2 and paraphrased quotes like "post the in store prices and there will be an end to the horror." I think it was in response to Canadians whining about food getting expensive.
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Living in the US I've lost my $100,000 expat tax deduction, pay twice as much for everything, and get half as much of everything. The abundance of America I've known is gone. There are food deserts, a distinct lack of quality in absolutely everything, there are far fewer "made in america" products than there were "made in eu / made in [germany/poland/sweden]" products, there are niggers speaking igbo at the fucking walmart. You dumb monkey fucks don't even know how bad it is and you yell at me for telling you, straight up calling me a fucking liar to my fucking face for telling you the objective reality of how fucking rancid this shit has gotten. You've been boiling in this rancid septic tank of a country for the last decade but I just got back and I can tell you how it is versus how it was when I left. Things have gotten BAD and you don't even fucking understand it because you can't, but people seethe at me for saying it. I can't afford fucking anything, I can't afford to save, I live such a reduced standard of living paying so much in federal taxes and I can't even eat the fucking foods I want anymore because they don't fucking exist and I'm having to pay hundreds more for health insurance for healthcare that is also twice as expensive and half as good despite local doctors being indians with fake degrees and literal fucking somali africans. But why should we expect white doctors anyways when half the country is greasy low iq wetback illegal immigrants. You fucking nigger cattle are ripe for slaughter.
 
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