💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
MechanicusAdmin said:
I had a work friend who used to take blasts from his dragcar nitrous bottle every now and then and he has some ugly ugly scars across his cheek from where it would 'burn' him. It's a thing for sure.
Wake up Nick, it's time to get plastered. (again)
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People are fucking weird. Well, in any case, Nick isn't doing that.
 
Smithfield Ham said:
But what Nick sees in it disturbs me. He sees it as a heroic tale of righteous vengeance, of a man taking back his power, defeating the people who "wrong him." IE: He's just projecting his own vindictiveness and hatred of other people onto a stupid gooner anime. It gives you insight into what level of retribution and suffering is justified in his whacked out crackhead brain.
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Redo of a Balldo would be Nick going back in time only to drink more booze, do more drugs and have more gay sex. His rage is completely impotent.
 
Folgers Can said:
As an aside, for anyone confused as to why Mersh of all people is a distinguished guest on the weekly nonce roundup for some reason, Rackets would appear to have sicced him on a broader press tour since he just announced that he will be dodging repo men to also appear before a few hundred viewers on the Pretty Menopausal hambeasts' Saturday show, for some reason. This may be regrettable since he can be a bit of a loose cannon itching for a shower call over this sort of disloyalty:
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Mersh is an interesting addition to the mix. He's obviously a tard in his own way but in his history of working titty bars and selling coke he's probably seen more Nicks than he can count. Plus he's a perpetual bridge-burner so there's no way this relationship lasts longer than a few months.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
Y'all watched a Judge, sheriff and DA collude to illegally obstruct Hardin getting the bodycam footage on Nick's behalf...and still think his PO is gonna do anything to him???
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He had an unusually tough sentence given the guidelines for first time drug offence.
Common theory is that his PSI report was scathingly bad, like as if he walked in and told the investigator he was innocent, its all bullshit and proceeded to tell them he plans on snorting coke them moment he was sentenced.
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
 
Sneed Force One said:
He had an unusually tough sentence given the guidelines for first time drug offence.
Common theory is that his PSI report was scathingly bad, like as if he walked in and told the investigator he was innocent, its all bullshit and proceeded to tell them he plans on snorting coke them moment he was sentenced.
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
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Do they want both to sweep it under the rug and keep him under their thumb... Not that later is working at all as he keeps failing to appear as good boy...
 
Sneed Force One said:
He had an unusually tough sentence given the guidelines for first time drug offence.
Common theory is that his PSI report was scathingly bad, like as if he walked in and told the investigator he was innocent, its all bullshit and proceeded to tell them he plans on snorting coke them moment he was sentenced.
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
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It's weird because 5 years probation with potential jail time is both harsh for a first offender, but light for Nick, especially with how lax his probation officer is
 
Canard said:
Just raid the house with police and notify CPS too... Just to get wellness check in.
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Local law enforcement have got to be in the pockets of Ma and Pa Rekieta. When you read about that poor law abiding guy who managed an airport and collected guns who just legally sold a couple of his guns at local gun shows when the ATF came storming down to his house at the crack of dawn and shot the poor fucker dead and you compare what happened there with what happened when Rekieta's house got raided for an actual provable crime -- it's like chalk and fucking cheese.

Nobody thought this guy was supplying the cartels. They had a theory that he was selling so many of his own guns that he should have had a firearm dealer licence, but he was just a law abiding gun collector who liked guns. They didn't need to go in all gung ho to protect the evidence. They could have just made an appointment and showed up.

You couldn't sue for the body cams in that instance, because despite there being multiple forces on the raid, ATF, local police, local sheriffs, etc. nobody had their body cam turned on -- and they taped up the house's security cams as well, just to be on the safe side. Literally, seconds after they'd breached the front door (at the crack of dawn) they'd shot the guy dead.

Meanwhile, these Kandiyohi fuckers are fighting tooth and nail to protect Rekieta's privacy?

Something smells rotten here.
 
at this point, i don't think his PO actually monitors ANYTHING about his behavior.
Penguin Soldier said:
Y'all watched a Judge, sheriff and DA collude to illegally obstruct Hardin getting the bodycam footage on Nick's behalf...and still think his PO is gonna do anything to him???
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and this is why, they hit him with the 5 year prob to save face but they're not gonna do a thing otherwise. at this rate, i don't think he's getting the jailtime either.
 
Sneed Force One said:
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
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What really shocked me was when the Prosecutor tried to get any jail time removed, simply because the defendant dreamt it. Heaven forbid mommy’s special little Balldo doesn’t get everything he dreams of.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
He had an unusually tough sentence given the guidelines for first time drug offence.
Common theory is that his PSI report was scathingly bad, like as if he walked in and told the investigator he was innocent, its all bullshit and proceeded to tell them he plans on snorting coke them moment he was sentenced.
This entire thread was blackpilled, thinking all he'd get is 1-2 years probation. When he got 5 years with potential jail time, a LOT of people were shocked.
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Counter point, his PO officer gave a convicted drug user and known alcoholic the greenlight to take a trip to Las Vegas, and is willfully ignoring obvious nitrous abuse on top of the mountain of death threats he's been spamming on Twitter.

If the PO was gonna do something, they'd have done it by now.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
If someone had shown me this 3 years ago. OH man I would haven ever wasted my time watching that rittenhouse trial.
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Lol. Ngl, that's the one and only time I've ever found him funny.
Swole McPole said:
Local law enforcement have got to be in the pockets of Ma and Pa Rekieta. When you read about that poor law abiding guy who managed an airport and collected guns who just legally sold a couple of his guns at local gun shows when the ATF came storming down to his house at the crack of dawn and shot the poor fucker dead and you compare what happened there with what happened when Rekieta's house got raided for an actual provable crime -- it's like chalk and fucking cheese.

Nobody thought this guy was supplying the cartels. They had a theory that he was selling so many of his own guns that he should have had a firearm dealer licence, but he was just a law abiding gun collector who liked guns. They didn't need to go in all gung ho to protect the evidence. They could have just made an appointment and showed up.

You couldn't sue for the body cams in that instance, because despite there being multiple forces on the raid, ATF, local police, local sheriffs, etc. nobody had their body cam turned on -- and they taped up the house's security cams as well, just to be on the safe side. Literally, seconds after they'd breached the front door (at the crack of dawn) they'd shot the guy dead.

Meanwhile, these Kandiyohi fuckers are fighting tooth and nail to protect Rekieta's privacy?

Something smells rotten here.
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Idk about the airport guy, but the difference is that they went to the Rekieta house for drugs and with allegations of child neglect, not particularly about guns. That's a whole different tenor. And there were children there, plus they collected him away from the house and not from behind a door.

Also, MN has different standards for release of bodycam footage (though I get it that you said there was none for the gun guy) when an officer has discharged a weapon, and especially if someone was killed vs when there was none of that. Tollefson seems to think that it should be harder in all cases, which seems OTT considering that even Nick hasn't alleged anything horrific about the cops, beyond arguing about the warrant and his waffling suggestions of rubbing coke into his kid's hair (lol) and his & whoever's speculation that they lifted some of the coke. But he hasn't argued brutality or intimidation or even scaring the kids with commando-style raiding. (Yet.)

I don't think there's actual palm-greasing going on; if anything, Rekieta mère et père seem curiously disengaged. I do think they've gone out of their way to protect a citizen's privacy, but I think it's more a) that they don't want to set a precedent or get press scrutinizing every single thing, and b) not wanting to deal with Nick suing them. Which he's threatening to do anyway. But I think they've just decided to go down this path of non-release unless and until they're forced to release it; if forced, they're not on the hook for potentially having erred in a way that could be argued to have violated privacy. Remember, they're in red country (most of MN outside the Cities).
 
RotPockets said:
What really shocked me was when the Prosecutor tried to get any jail time removed, simply because then defendant dreamt it. Heaven forbid mommy’s special little Balldo doesn’t get everything he dreams of.
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...Was that the argument? Did they try to use a prophetic dream to reduce the sentence, for real?
 
Laura Loomer said:
"Kayla is going to be reading a victim impact statement. Nick thinks she might not be able to get through it, she's gonna - she's a mess."

Yeah no shit, I'd be a mess too if my rage tard husband was making me get up in front of a room full of people to pontificate on how one rando saw me naked to fulfill his revenge fantasy against the guy he whored me out to. This is way more embarrassing than the actual "crime" committed against her. As usual the only time Nick gives a fuck about his wife is when he can use her as a human shield, just like with his kids.

Die in a fire Nick you piece of shit.
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personally, I'd be more upset at geno for acutally describing the photo is unflattering terms
 
Dipodomys said:
...Was that the argument? Did they try to use a prophetic dream to reduce the sentence, for real?
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IIRC, Rekieta stated he thought he negotiated out jail time during his plea agreement, and during his sentencing hearing he was confused why he'd been given it.
He then admitted to inventing the entire concept in his head and that he forgot to fight against it.
 
Laura Loomer said:
"Kayla is going to be reading a victim impact statement. Nick thinks she might not be able to get through it, she's gonna - she's a mess."

Yeah no shit, I'd be a mess too if my rage tard husband was making me get up in front of a room full of people to pontificate on how one rando saw me naked to fulfill his revenge fantasy against the guy he whored me out to. This is way more embarrassing than the actual "crime" committed against her. As usual the only time Nick gives a fuck about his wife is when he can use her as a human shield, just like with his kids.

Die in a fire Nick you piece of shit.
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kayla is at best a weak, complicit, child neglecting, dumbfuck whore junky and deserves the humiliation as much as nick. fuck her.
 
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