🌟 Internet Famous Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

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Fats McGee said:
That's a big part of why I stay away from nerd fandoms. There's a very, very select few people who enjoy something childish in spite of what it is. They're well aware it's beneath them maturity-wise. They understand it's a guilty pleasure of sorts, and they tend to keep their interest to themselves while living mostly functional lives. But for the most part, those fandoms attract people who like it because their mental age more closely matches the demographic it's aimed at. Bronies, weebs, cartoon-tubers, and ninten-fags are the worst for this. They talk like kids, think like kids, and have the emotional regulation of kids. Being an adult and trying to have a conversation with those people makes you feel like a creepy old dude talking to kids outside the local high-school.
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It's still something I really don't understand. I'm autistic as fuck but watch literally zero cartoons except shit like Beavis and Butt-Head and other similar stuff that doesn't event count. I don't know any adults who do besides maybe anime shit which is intended for mature audiences.

I can get someone like chrischan and low functioning autistics being obsessed with this shit but Jesus Christ these people must be extremely low intelligence to have never matured beyond kids cartoon slop shit. Even then the fact they seem to have no wordly pursuits outside of total slop entertainment is just fucking sad.

I can make this judgement call from a position of authority even though I haven't actually watched any of these cartoons: this shit sucks dick and is total slop designed for fucking retard kids who can't function without high sugar, multicolor cereal and without Fortnite bucks and a Nintendo Switch in their hands and a faggoty amiibo firmly planted up their ass like a buttplug.

Anyone who keeps an interest in this kind of shit beyond the age of 14 or 15 needs intervention. Surgical intervention specifically, in the form of a lobotomy. They shouldn't even be allowed to vote. They should have a lobotomy and then be taken for a free trip to Disney Land where they're directed, single file onto a rollercoaster where a key part of the track at the top is missing so they fly with joy for a few brief seconds before they learn about adult concepts like gravity and crash into the ground and die.

Having said all that, that bitch is hot and I would've tapped that ass if I didn't know about the fucking bizarre ass cartoon slop shit which is just disturbing.
 
Fats McGee said:
But if she had bombshell evidence, it would've been in the initial document.
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If this crazy bitch had bombshell evidence she'd have gone to the police.

This saberspark guy fucked up by sticking his dick in crazy, but as other people have pointed out what the hell else would she have been in this venn diagram of fandoms?
 
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Brony Fandont responds. No new bridge jumping attempts yet. I foresee Bonk trying to throw Emi under the bus.

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Wait, wasn't this the same chick who fucked then-married man Ryan Drummond, former voice of Sonic, and got him to do his Sonic voice while they did it? lmao
 
Chromeo said:
I literally came here to post my own screenshot lol
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God help me his fursona looks so faggy, like, I've seen pooner 'sonas less cringe looking than this.
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It looks like he became part of that "bear" faggot subculture, where they like fat, "dad body" crap.
Disco Snake said:
TL;DR: Saber and Emily were FWB and planned to have sex at the convention beforehand. She got pissed that he ended the relationship and "toyed" with her emotions. This entire saga was likely BPD scheming gone wrong
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Ah, so what is happening is this:
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Saberspark did it, and I literally do not give a single solitary shit what anyone says. This fucking fat rapist did it. All those "receipts" are fabricated, and I'm done even tolerating pretending otherwise
 
So it wasn't raping and shaking hands, it was fucking a girl and then friendzoning her with a handshake? still funny.

Remember, always shake hands after sex people (but remember to use a glove during the handshake, be safe!)
 
Disco Snake said:
5. Saber wasn't able to stay hard during the sex. :story: The handshake and "Friends?" did in fact happen.
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This retard is a fucking cartoon
Disco Snake said:
14. Unsurprisingly, Emi was molested as an 8 year old. She also maintains that she did not consent to pre-planned hookup and the blowjob she initiated.
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Is this a publicly known thing that Emi talks about or is Saber just dropping this to humiliate and discredit her? If it's the latter then this is better evidence that he's an abuser than anything else.
 
Fats McGee said:
That's a big part of why I stay away from nerd fandoms. There's a very, very select few people who enjoy something childish in spite of what it is. They're well aware it's beneath them maturity-wise. They understand it's a guilty pleasure of sorts, and they tend to keep their interest to themselves while living mostly functional lives. But for the most part, those fandoms attract people who like it because their mental age more closely matches the demographic it's aimed at. Bronies, weebs, cartoon-tubers, and ninten-fags are the worst for this. They talk like kids, think like kids, and have the emotional regulation of kids. Being an adult and trying to have a conversation with those people makes you feel like a creepy old dude talking to kids outside the local high-school.
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Yeah, that’s why you act normal and date an open-minded normie that you can do surface level fandom shit with.
 
Vibralldo said:
Is this a publicly known thing that Emi talks about or is Saber just dropping this to humiliate and discredit her? If it's the latter then this is better evidence that he's an abuser than anything else.
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Emi discuss this with Beckett, the drama youtuber who made the video, in DMs. Emi knew the DMs would be shared before talking to Beckett. Emi says she brought this up to explain her people pleasing habits. To me, it seems like a ploy for sympathy.

If I have time later today, I will try to get proper clips up of the video. But the whole thing is wroth a watch in my opinion.
 
Disco Snake said:
Brony Fandont responds. No new bridge jumping attempts yet. I foresee Bonk trying to throw Emi under the bus.
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Or he could just learn to shut the fuck up and stay out of business that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with him. Everyone is trying to dance their way out of a tight spot now, but this whole idiotic saga was kicked off because gossiping little shits needed to stick their fingers into pies that didn't belong to them.
 
Really goes to show how much Bonk's support network cares about him if they're letting him schizopost on his callout account within a month of a suicide scare. Granted he even has a support network at this point. Anyone who gives half a shit about their friend would change the login info and send that nigga to therapy.
 
Disco Snake said:
2. Saberspark and EmuEmi were in a casual relationship. This relationship lasted after the alleged assaults. This directly contradicts Emily's statements that she distanced herself from Saber immediately after the alleged assaults. She lied to Mr. Enter and his team about this. For new people, Mr. Enter is a youtuber who also covered these allegations, and his coverage was much more favorable to Emily.
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I feel like Saber doing this interview is going to do more harm than good. People were already on his side when he dropped his video. Just because they were sexting and had plans doesn’t mean someone will feel the same in person. This was long before it was common knowledge that it’s ok to change your mind last minute. Also, if he’s pulling up old messages won’t there be some from when she was allegedly 17? The worst thing a mentally ill person can be is a woman because they’re more prone to abuse and manipulation. I fully believe she’s seen some shit given her track record like I was totally not expecting her to have a normal childhood. I’ve heard hypersexuality is a symptom of a CSA victim too.
 
Girly Games Dot Com said:
Just because they were sexting and had plans doesn’t mean someone will feel the same in person.
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I agree, but the problem is that Emily didn't say "he raped me after I told him I changed my mind." She said he initiated sex out of nowhere, after he took her up to the hotel room to watch a video together. She claims that she never consented, and that she had no idea they were going to the hotel room for sex.

Girly Games Dot Com said:
Also, if he’s pulling up old messages won’t there be some from when she was allegedly 17?
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I think you might be confusing Saber with the Richard Drummond incident. His account of their affair places Emily at 17, not Saber. I personally doubt Saber was sexting with Emi when she was 17. If this was the case, Emi, Bonk, KP and the rest would have brought it up in the initial rape accusations. Saying Saber was sexting with a 17 year old is much easier to prove than what Emily initially claimed.


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Bonk check in. Still no new bridge jumping attempts yet, but the night is young 🌈
I was wrong. He is doubling down instead of throwing Emi under the bus.

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