💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Xander from the Future]

Here was me, mourning the loss of the Sektur as Ralph descends further into irrelevance and poverty, but right on time, Nick is here to take up the mantle of the Unemployable, Bitter, Washed-Up E-retard.

The Loathsome Dung-Eater Duster Huffer.

Ralph is truly washed up, not a drop of entertainment left.
But oh man, Rekieta, he's descending straight into hell. With no survivors. Way more entertaining to watch even if it's all a bit much and fucking insane.

Any idea for why is taking drugs and crashing out now? Is dad stop sending money or anything related to bodycam footage?

The very moment he went off the coke, he started doing Whippets. That's my theory. It's why his personality has declined so rapidly into shit.
What you're seeing now, is him unable to hide even that because he's RAPIDLY damaging his brain now. And it's hit the event horizon where he can't put on the social mask he usually would. Or he just doesn't care anymore because his reputation is already burnt to the fucking ground. So why not? Or it could be that he got cocky that he dodged the guillotine of the actual cam footage. So he's hitting the throttle (Drugs) at full speed while learning NOTHING.

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Thank you fellow alog. I'm gonna make a few edits now lmao.

 

[Xander from the Future]

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Holy fucking shit lmao.
I think my only regret with this edit is that it's too difficult to do that really far lean back he does while zonked out. Might do some more later after breakfast

 

[AnOminous]

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Holy fucking shit lmao. I think my only regret with this edit is that it's too difficult to do that really far lean back he does while zonked out.

Remember when this cocksucking homosexual fruit troon did this, he stole his kids' toys to do it and when one of his daughters was crying about him stealing her toys, he mocked and laughed at her.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Remember when this cocksucking homosexual fruit troon did this, he stole his kids' toys to do it and when one of his daughters was crying about him stealing her toys, he mocked and laughed at her.

The signs were there early...huh. I didn't see that clip, but it doesn't surprise me given the years of modern rekieta.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Kurt’s rise to lawtube superstardom is something I never anticipated and I’m happy for him.

Hopefully Kurt will channel his 'tism to studiously avoid making Nick's mistakes.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.

This made me realize if nick was on the farms he'd 100% be the kind of guy who spergs out about getting top hats.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The most evil philosophy I've ever read is: He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.

Nick can wreck so much much shit he can touch, and the systems around him aren't equipped to deal with it. The people around him aren't equipped. So until something or someone definitively steps on him until he fizzles out, he will continue wrecking relationships, systems, processes, norms, etc.

We really need to evolve our systems to deal with the worst cases: People whose dysfunction undermines civilization itself.

You dare question Mua'dib?

It could also be that Marie's pregnant and Dax doesn't want the child choke slammer whose daughter tested positive anywhere near her or the kid

Dax would bring elated, more like. He does not want the child.

 

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This made me realize if nick was on the farms he'd 100% be the kind of guy who spergs out about getting top hats.

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

 

[Grayback]

Nick admitted that he's going to do lawfare against Aaron. Can Aaron therefore use that in future legal action against him to show malicious intent?

I believe so.
This was one of the elements in the Hughes v. Benjamin case that led the judge to conclude that Akilah Hughes's lawsuit was malicious.
Because of that, she lost and had to pay Carl's legal fees.

 

[Xander from the Future]

I believe so.
This was one of the elements in the Hughes v. Benjamin case that led the judge to conclude that Akilah Hughes's lawsuit was malicious.
Because of that, she lost and had to pay Carl's legal fees.

I mean another great example of that is the Jobst v. Mitchell's case recently.
Karl Jobst not only lied, but actively made directed statements of malicious intent at Billy (Twitter, Discord, Youtube video and comments) and it was directly cited in the case as a reason why he lost.

 

[Butwhythough2]

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

"While in the shower"

 

[Delany's Donkey]

"I see you rated me mati, but I think you have me all wrong. Let's talk this out in DMs."

Your profile page 3 mins after you don't reply.

Cokehead Cuck69:
I hope you die a slow and agonizing death

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick would be one of the group dm gooners sending polycule pics and porn he's jerking to

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Ralph is truly washed up, not a drop of entertainment left.

Nah the Mother's Day call with Null was prime khantent. There's gas left in the tank, it just needs the right vehicle to take advantage of it. A Ham and Cheese "Frenemies" style podcast would do numbers.

It wouldn't last more than two episodes max without Ralph rage quitting, but those two episodes would be bangers.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe so.
This was one of the elements in the Hughes v. Benjamin case that led the judge to conclude that Akilah Hughes's lawsuit was malicious.
Because of that, she lost and had to pay Carl's legal fees.

It's a really awesome idea to tell someone you're going to commit illegal acts against that you literally intend to commit illegal acts against them.

Very lawyer much competence.

Nick is a "lawyer."

 

[Balldo]

The very moment he went off the coke, he started doing Whippets. That's my theory. It's why his personality has declined so rapidly into shit.

Obviously he cranked it up a lot after he realized he was going to get tested and that whipits wouldn't get him busted. However, I would point out that he had a full fucking tank in his house at the time of the bust so he was already doing it heavily before getting busted. He had also gotten April into nitrous as well, about which he seemed quite proud.. He wasn't just doing galaxy gas dispensers or hitting the last of the nitrous in a used whipped cream bottle, he was doing industrial level shit!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The sweet irony is that Nick probably drove people--repelled by his sick fixation on Kurt--toward Kurt, in whom they see a sympathetic character. And Kurt made the right choices. Divest from Nick, not just overtly, but mentally. Kurt just cancelled Nick from his mind, and instantly he was better for it. We might take lesson here. And doing his own thing, he has been accruing interest and interviews and seriously for a guy like Kurt with his unusual mannerisms, that's quite the picture of growth and achievement. Absolutely the counterpoint to Nick's relentless venomous lashing out at anyone who wastes a few calories to type at him.

It warms my heart.

It feels like Kurt and much of Lawtube kinda realized that they have their own niches in coverage much like their niches in their practice (Kurt does actually practice, most of Lawtube seem to want to do Streaming/ trial coverage as their primary job and practicing as something they can do on the side). They’ll have their own trials they’ll cover and typically will cover bigger trials with guest appearances on panel shows and other people’s shows.

A lot of the shows have an overlap in fanbase. Kind of like how Metokur’s fans can be found in MATI, Kino Casino, Podawful, or whatever. Nick wasn’t Metokur though, in this metaphor he is Cog and Aaron is his Ralph.

 

[Balldo]

Nah the Mother's Day call with Null was prime khantent.

Yeah, and I didn't even enjoy that as much as the recent "debate" with acclaimed author David Foster Wallace. That was "Tommie Tooter talks to Bob Chandler"-tier gold. Ralph still has it on occasion.

 

[Xander from the Future]

Nah the Mother's Day call with Null was prime khantent. There's gas left in the tank, it just needs the right vehicle to take advantage of it. A Ham and Cheese "Frenemies" style podcast would do numbers.

It wouldn't last more than two episodes max without Ralph rage quitting, but those two episodes would be bangers.

Fair point, almost forgot about that one. If he was more like that all the time it'd be great.

Obviously he cranked it up a lot after he realized he was going to get tested and that whipits wouldn't get him busted. However, I would point out that he had a full fucking tank in his house at the time of the bust so he was already doing it heavily before getting busted. He had also gotten April into nitrous as well, about which he seemed quite proud.. He wasn't just doing galaxy gas dispensers or hitting the last of the nitrous in a used whipped cream bottle, he was doing industrial level shit!

I bloody forgot he had an entire tank before he even got busted. God, that's fucking insane. But yeah he blatently cracked it up after being forced off the cokeski. Way more. Zero doubt.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is this why he is sweating the most recent ethical investigation so much?

I surely hope so. That and the felony admission.

And allow me to provide additional support for the seriousness of violations of Rules, etc., mentioned above - as they are enshrined in statute:

481.02 UNAUTHORIZED PRACTICE OF LAW.​

Subdivision 1.​

It shall be unlawful for any person or association of persons, except members of the bar of Minnesota admitted and licensed to practice as attorneys at law, to appear as attorney or counselor at law in any action or proceeding in any court in this state to maintain, conduct, or defend the same, except personally as a party thereto in other than a representative capacity, or, by word, sign, letter, or advertisement, to hold out as competent or qualified to give legal advice or counsel, or to prepare legal documents, or as being engaged in advising or counseling in law or acting as attorney or counselor at law, or in furnishing to others the services of a lawyer or lawyers, or, for a fee or any consideration, to give legal advice or counsel, perform for or furnish to another legal services, or, for or without a fee or any consideration, to prepare, directly or through another, for another person, firm, or corporation, any will or testamentary disposition or instrument of trust serving purposes similar to those of a will, or, for a fee or any consideration, to prepare for another person, firm, or corporation, any other legal document, except as provided in subdivision 3.

Subd. 2.​

No corporation, organized for pecuniary profit, except an attorney's professional firm organized under chapter 319B, by or through its officers or employees or any one else, shall maintain, conduct, or defend, except in its own behalf when a party litigant, any action or proceeding in any court in this state, or shall, by or through its officers or employees or any one else, give or assume to give legal advice or counsel or perform for or furnish to another person or corporation legal services; or shall, by word, sign, letter, or advertisement, solicit the public or any person to permit it to prepare, or cause to be prepared, any will or testamentary disposition or instrument of trust serving purposes similar to those of a will, or hold itself out as desiring or willing to prepare any such document, or to give legal advice or legal services relating thereto or to give general legal advice or counsel, or to act as attorney at law or as supplying, or being in a position to supply, the services of a lawyer or lawyers; or shall to any extent engage in, or hold itself out as being engaged in, the business of supplying services of a lawyer or lawyers; or shall cause to be prepared any person's will or testamentary disposition or instrument of trust serving purposes similar to those of a will, or any other legal document, for another person, firm, or corporation, and receive, directly or indirectly, all or a part of the charges for such preparation or any benefits therefrom; or shall itself prepare, directly or through another, any such document for another person, firm, or corporation, except as provided in subdivision 3.

Subd. 8.​

(a) Any person or corporation, or officer or employee thereof, violating any of the foregoing provisions shall be guilty of a misdemeanor; and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished as by statute provided for the punishment of misdemeanors. It shall be the duty of the respective county attorneys in this state to prosecute violations of this section, and the district courts of this state shall have sole original jurisdiction of any such offense under this section.

No wonder he doesn't want to get in good standing:481.06 GENERAL DUTIES.Every attorney at law shall:

(1) observe and carry out the terms of the attorney's oath;

(2) maintain the respect due to courts of justice and judicial officers;

(3) counsel or maintain such causes only as appear to the attorney legal and just; but the attorney shall not refuse to defend any person accused of a public offense;

(4) employ, for the maintenance of causes confided to the attorney, such means only as are consistent with truth, and never seek to mislead the judges by any artifice or false statement of fact or law;

(5) keep inviolate the confidences of the attorney's client, abstain from offensive personalities, and advance no fact prejudicial to the honor or reputation of a party or witness, unless the justice of the cause requires it;

(6) encourage the commencement or continuation of no action or proceeding from motives of passion or interest; nor shall the attorney, for any personal consideration, reject the cause of the defenseless or oppressed.

481.07 PENALTIES FOR DECEIT OR COLLUSION.​

An attorney who, with intent to deceive a court or a party to an action or judicial proceeding, is guilty of or consents to any deceit or collusion, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor; and, in addition to the punishment prescribed therefor, the attorney shall be liable to the party injured in treble damages.