💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Dax just probably didn't want Nick to inconvenience his parole officer asking for permission to leave the state like a child asks for permission to get a cookie after dinner.
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In other words, Nick is anathema to even the worst creeps on the public-facing internet. Good.
 
Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.
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He's gonna build a church on his land!
 
AnOminous said:
No, his neuroses would have had him incessantly sperging out to the point of failure. It's Robin Quivers who kept him in line.

I haven't seen a single picture of him lately where he doesn't look completely demented. He either looks gun-to-head levels of depressed, seething like he's full of demons, or the rare moment when he is gleeful contemplating grievous bodily harm to someone who did nothing to him whatsoever except not worship him for being a dope golem.
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He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
klklhkjljk.webp The Zonked out,
jkjghjkh.webp Returning To Reality,
gjkjkkj.webp The Sanpaku eyes of Malice,
jhjhfjhg.webp The demonic psycho look,
gfsgfdfg.webp The seething cope

hghhdghg.webp and finally loss. The loss always looks the most human...
He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.
 
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Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.
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"A whippet toast to my friend's cousin twice removed. She got spitroasted and choked on the cum."
 
Slur Slurries said:
Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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It could also be that Marie's pregnant and Dax doesn't want the child choke slammer whose daughter tested positive anywhere near her or the kid
 
Xander from the Future said:
He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
View attachment 7532838The Zonked out,
View attachment 7532836The Sanpaku eyes of Malice,
View attachment 7532839The demonic psycho look,
View attachment 7532842The seething cope and loss.
He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.
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Has it been considered Nick may just have been possessed by a Jamaican djinn?
 
Slur Slurries said:
Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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That Patreon is super suspicious, especially at this point.
 
Xander from the Future said:
He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
View attachment 7532838The Zonked out,
View attachment 7532836The Sanpaku eyes of Malice,
View attachment 7532839The demonic psycho look,
View attachment 7532841View attachment 7532842The seething cope and loss. The loss always looks the most human...
He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.
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Slap this coke-buddha face on that photo of Nick in his little Sailor Goon outfit and you will achieve nirvana.
 
Yours Truly 2095 said:
Has it been considered Nick may just have been possessed by a Jamaican djinn?
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I have a different Theory. It begins with a Sonichu Medallion from Chris Chan...

Soapmore said:
Slap this coke-buddha face on that photo of Nick in his little Sailor Goon outfit and you will achieve nirvana.
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If you get me the the Sailor goon outfit image, I'll make a golden edit with that face on it.
Also which one? There's so many lmao
 
Primer Colonel Ragout said:
Any idea for why is taking drugs and crashing out now? Is dad stop sending money or anything related to bodycam footage?
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Because he is an impatient child and we all knew it wouldn't take that long for him to get back to it.
Life without drugs is so BORING.
And his mommy and daddy saw to it that the county wouldn't cause him any problems.
So might as well get back to it. the PO isn't gonna check in without well and good advanced notice.

Sneed Force One said:
Kurt continues to decimate Nick
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From what I've seen of Kurt I Think he is a creepy fat autistic slob.
But compared to nick he is a saint.
And anything Nick would claim he is I would believe Nick is just as easily.
After all Nick is the one actively hanging with creeps like MAPton.
Owlbear said:
He uses the "Rekieta Law" branding and advertises "Rekieta Law" at the beginning of every stream so it would be absurd to think that these streams are run by "Rekieta Media." The use of branding and advertising is also a factor in piercing the veil.
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His whole plan is something a five year old would come up with and the equivalent of going, "I'm rubber, you're glue."
When someone comes at you with legal accusations for court.

Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.
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Doing hard drugs on stream always works out for the BossMan, Nick could get away with it too. Especially with mommy and daddy's backing.
Its honestly a good thing he stopped doing drugs on steam man we'd be seething so hard at him flaunting it in front of us.
 
Here was me, mourning the loss of the Sektur as Ralph descends further into irrelevance and poverty, but right on time, Nick is here to take up the mantle of the Unemployable, Bitter, Washed-Up E-retard.

The Loathsome Dung-Eater Duster Huffer.
 
Slur Slurries said:
Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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They are an embarrassment to his unborn child, and it’s also the best decision he has ever made. I wish him the best in spite of everything.
 
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