Is smegma vegan?

[Gay Joker]

Human smegma specifically.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm gonna be a jerk and answer this honestly.

It's an animal (human) produced substance, so no. Not vegan.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm gonna be a jerk and answer this honestly.

It's an animal (human) produced substance, so no. Not vegan.

You don't know what you're talking about. Like you have no clue what veganism is.

Also, this thread is disgusting.

 

[Gay Joker]

You don't know what you're talking about. Like you have no clue what veganism is.

Also, this thread is disgusting.

Well, since you're an expert, perhaps you can weigh in your opinion.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You don't know what you're talking about. Like you have no clue what veganism is.

Also, this thread is disgusting.

So....you saying you are a vegan and you would eat smegma? That's throwed.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If it's smegma from a vegan, then yes. If it's from a disgusting carnivore, then no.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Well, since you're an expert, perhaps you can weigh in your opinion.

I don't call myself an expert.

I'm not going to seriously debate on whether smegma is fucking anything. This is a shitpost thread not meant for actual conversation.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't call myself an expert.

I'm not going to seriously debate on whether smegma is fucking anything. This is a shitpost thread not meant for actual conversation.

Someone has rustled jimmies on the topic and still posted in the thread.

I think there's a soyjak that applies here but I'm not gonna look for it.

 

[Gay Joker]

I don't call myself an expert.

I'm not going to seriously debate on whether smegma is fucking anything. This is a shitpost thread not meant for actual conversation.

But surely as a vegan, you must have some opinion on whether or not smegma is a vegan product, shitposty as it may be.

 

[We Are The Witches]

rustled jimmies

I'm chilling!

I don't hope for you to understand that words on the Internet can and often are misinterpreted, or not read in the same state as how the writer typed it.

It's too much for the average Kiwifarmer brain.

 

[Gay Joker]

I'm chilling!

I don't hope for you to understand that words on the Internet can and often are misinterpreted, or not read in the same state as how the writer typed it.

It's too much for the average Kiwifarmer brain.

Babe, please don't do this again.

 

[We Are The Witches]

But surely as a vegan, you must have some opinion on whether or not smegma is a vegan product, shitposty as it may be.

Yeah I do.

Whether I'm going to waste my time elaborating in here or not, and how interested I am in doing so, is another wildly different issue.

 

[Gay Joker]

Yeah I do.

Whether I'm going to waste my time elaborating in here or not, and how interested I am in doing so, is another wildly different issue.

I just want a yes or a no, you don't have to overcomplicate it.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

It's auto cannibalism because you're smega, like ultimate smegma.

Spoiler: Meme context

 

[Rust Troony]

If we are to go off the overreaching definition of veganism (Veganism is the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products and the consumption of animal source foods - wikipedia), then yes, as its coming from an animal.

However, there are other branching divisions of veganism (just like TRANNIES), that exclude food products that come from no cruelty, such as free range eggs. These people could possibly eat smegma, as long as the participant is willing, consented, and prepared.

I'm not going to seriously debate on whether smegma is fucking anything. This is a shitpost thread not meant for actual conversation.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm chilling!

I don't hope for you to understand that words on the Internet can and often are misinterpreted, or not read in the same state as how the writer typed it.

It's too much for the average Kiwifarmer brain.

I can not conceive of such a concept.

I must not eat enough smegma.

 

[We Are The Witches]

...

Comfy hats.