💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
John Andrews Stan said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pl-8u8TWzBM
Nick on suicide watch 🌈
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Yeah, I agree with Aaron here.

Nick might have even missed Karen Read because he was trying to get Aaron dragged out of his home in handcuffs or some shit, and that's not gonna happen.

Now all Nick has to look forward to tonight is going over the Karen Read shit that far better streamers (including Kurt) have already done earlier in the day, and then playing the pizza casserole video again for the 73rd time.

No W for Nick today.

Third World Aristocrat said:
I'm aware of that — pesky autocorrect is messing with me!
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Just make sure it doesn't accuse you of doing any M0lestering! That would be really embarrassing! ❤️
 
@Null

He was taking selfies and awaiting the verdict outside the courthouse.

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No clue on that exact time, but he appeared to be there all day based on somethings I heard. Verdict was like 2:45 PM, but the jury arrived at like 8AM Eastern.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick on suicide watch 🌈
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For context, it's an even weaker nothingburger than Aaron just described, because far less than the non-practicing lawyer's optimistic fantasy that violating conditions of release would trigger an independent contempt charge, far less than diddlerverse retards' optimistic fantasy that the fields left blank in the prosecutor's draft proposed order were beckoning the judge to proceed by arrest warrant for a week of jail from now through the June 25th rather than proceed by summons, and less than the possibility that the judge would at least schedule a separate hearing on the violation itself (which even Aaron seems to think will happen a bit "before" his sentencing hearing), the judge didn't even do the latter and instead simply filled in the blanks to indicate that the violation will be addressed within the already-scheduled sentencing hearing itself:

Order.webp

Nothingburger.webp

Sentencing.webp

Since mere conditions of pretrial release (which are not the same thing as a restraining order like Nick seems to suggest) automatically expire when the very existence of pretrial release is terminated by a completed plea and sentencing, and since any similar probation condition about references to Kayla cannot be violated until after the sentencing hearing actually starts probation, the implication of this scheduling decision should be obvious: even if the judge bothers to find a "violation" of pretrial release conditions, there would be no practical consequence because the sentencing simultaneously renders the pretrial release moot.

If anything, this will probably just be an opportunity for the judge to wave his finger at Aaron and warn him not to hint at any indirect references to Kayla again after the new probation condition starts, or at most maybe factor in the conduct as an aggravating factor in the sentencing determination itself. That's it.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
@Null

He was taking selfies and awaiting the verdict outside the courthouse.

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No clue on that exact time, but he appeared to be there all day based on somethings I heard. Verdict was like 2:45 PM, but the jury arrived at like 8AM Eastern.
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That photo was posted at 1:20 PM EST (12:20 PM CST), which is plenty of time for him to make it to a zoom hearing. He also tweeted a bunch of things at around 7:50 AM CST.

This tweet: https://archive.ph/HjLuE

Randazza's 8 AM tweets: https://archive.ph/hiK9v https://archive.ph/tvYdt https://archive.ph/9oFVW
 
Owlbear said:
That photo was posted at 1:20 PM EST (12:20 PM CST), which is plenty of time for him to make it to trial. He also tweeted a bunch of things at around 7:50 AM CST.
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Randazza runs a sizable law firm—couldn't he simply designate another attorney from his team to represent Rekieta in his stead, even if he himself were unavailable during that timeframe?
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Randazza was representing the pro-Karen Read people and (I think) Aiden Kearney/ Tuttleboy, the citizen journalist who basically was the reason why Karen got support, over what was a barrier around the court to prevent supporters from getting close or wearing what could be perceived as support one way or the other.

It was an actual free speech issue. I believe he was there.
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Randazza was advertising himself more than anything.

Third World Aristocrat said:
Randazza runs a sizable law firm—couldn't he simply designate another attorney from his team to represent Rekieta in his stead, even if he himself were unavailable during that timeframe?
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Nick called his partners "faggot" so he's limited..
 
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Yours Truly 2095 said:
Randazza should really take notes from the superior Mr. GREER. Despite having two engagements scheduled he still showed up to court.
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Let’s not diss Randazza too much.

From what I hear, he’s an excellent lawyer. (And an even greater self promoter.)

The thing is though… He’s also smart.

Smart enough, so that when a rich retard like Nick shows up, loaded with cash and with a shit case, Randazza knows how to milk it and make bank.

Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.

And as long as Randal’s occasionally does knows a popular pro bono case like Turtle Boy, he knows that rich retards with more money than sense, like Nick, will keep coming.
 
Fapcop said:
Let’s not diss Randazza too much.

From what I hear, he’s an excellent lawyer. (And an even greater self promoter.)

The thing is though… He’s also smart.

Smart enough, so that when a rich retard like Nick shows up, loaded with cash and with a shit case, Randazza knows how to milk it and make bank.

Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.

And as long as Randal’s occasionally does knows a popular pro bono case like Turtle Boy, he knows that rich retards with more money than sense, like Nick, will keep coming.
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Also why would he give a shit?

Oh no he didn't show up to a hearing to a case where his client whole heartly believes he didn't defame someone (he did). It's already been won, stalker child! Oh, the case progressed in Monty's favor again? Crooked courts! Well the case is still an easy win, the jittering skeleton man can just cut another check and it's as good as done!

Oh he lost? Well you do the best you can but defamation is defamation, amirite?
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Also why would he give a shit?

Oh no he didn't show up to a hearing to a case where his client whole heartly believes he didn't defame someone (he did). It's already been won, stalker child! Oh, the case progressed in Monty's favor again? Crooked courts! Well the case is still an easy win, the jittering skeleton man can just cut another check and it's as good as done!

Oh he lost? Well you do the best you can but defamation is defamation, amirite?
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“No Mr. Rekieta, I will not accept your Mustang as a down payment for your bill. As for your other suggestion, not only is it illegal and immoral, I also have no idea where I would even store 4000 naked pictures of your wife!”
 
Fapcop said:
Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.
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The issue here is Randazza potentially getting in trouble for writing completely frivolous crap. Yeah... bilk Nick for all the money you can... but their are limits to that, I would imagine

That motion that Randazza wrote, and Hardin just responded to, was absolutely miserable. So miserable I wanna believe this is more of Nick's ghostwriting.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Kurt has nearly 5000 live viewers right now. That’s a bit more than Nick’s pulling these days, right?
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Those people are only watching Kurt's channel because they saw his cooking videos on my channel. They've gone over there to laugh at his pizza casserole.

You know he makes pizza casserole Andria? He's not cool at all. He's got no Hot Topic belts, he doesn't do cocaine and he doesn't even have a polycule!

What's your position on swinging, BTW? I've heard you drink from the furry cup, but that doesn't matter. Lesbians love the Nickster. Whenever I drop a couple of tabs of MDMA and slip on down to Gay 90's, I've always got big bull daggers trying to fight each other to get the law pope into their lesbo polycules.

True fact!
 
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