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Bullet through Anisa, then bullet through the headOkay, Kiwis.
Thought experiment time.
You've taken control of Ian's body/mind and need to fix his life to reach a somewhat good ending.
How do you do it?
Cut Anisa off, get out of her family home, hire a divorce lawyer, Make a statement and get off the internet, get off the meds, go to the dentist, go to the gym.Okay, Kiwis.
Thought experiment time.
You've taken control of Ian's body/mind and need to fix his life to reach a somewhat good ending.
How do you do it?
"Touch grass" is about as mainstream as "Ok, boomer". Sorry to say.If you know the term "touch grass", you are probably chronically online.
divorce and go zero contact with anisa. try to save as much as possible of whatever assets and income i have left.Okay, Kiwis.
Thought experiment time.
You've taken control of Ian's body/mind and need to fix his life to reach a somewhat good ending.
How do you do it?
Tell Anisa there's a family emergency or something of the sort, go to them without her (they probably don't like her already, i don't recall Ian ever visiting with Anisa).Okay, Kiwis.
Thought experiment time.
You've taken control of Ian's body/mind and need to fix his life to reach a somewhat good ending.
How do you do it?
Those pale Canadian tomatoes were the last fucking straw. lolMaybe screaming fat canadian man is right and the poverty is actually waking him up as he cant afford his zombie pills anymore
Ian explained what touching grass meant on that execrable podcastIf you know the term "touch grass", you are probably chronically online.
It means that they're fucking his wife.https://youtube.com/watch?v=EYhXU12a8cs:453touching grass in the form of my wife... she was the grass
Ethan vs the Johmas is more savage than the Israel vs Iran war.
I disagree. She would divorce him if she got really excited for someone and thought Ian was the only thing separating them. Alternatively, she would divorce him if he did something that has that much of a backlash that got them into serious trouble. I am thinking something like a defamation with a lawsuit or an incriminating statement that gets Hasan in hot water (Anisa would totally divorce Ian for even a small chance to be with Hasan).I don't see Anisa ever divorcing him. My bet is that when she thinks she's found another man she can sink her hooks into, she'll convince Ian to kill himself so she can inherit whatever money he had left, cry some crocodile tears on stream while talking about what a tragedy it was and simultaneously shit-talking him by complaining about how selfish his suicide was and how much it harmed her, then pivot to running a scam charity to "support" women harmed by the suicides of their husbands or boyfriends (the charity's funds will be equitably split: 50% for herself and 50% for her friends who will man the phones and offer "support" in the form of promoting OnlyFans Marxism).
Tbf, Ian never hurt Sam the way he hurt Ethan. If he had, Sam would have ruined him.Anusa and the cucked got really lucky with Sam. They like to to this "take a punch at someone and then retreat, be unbothered until it blows over" with everyone, and with Sam he actualy did back off after Ian asked. I don't think H3H3 is going to do that though. He's going to keep posting Anusa's IG stories and needling them for a loooong time.
Has he said its about The Raped? Could be the turk.
He has no skills, he only has his online presence. He can still pull hundreds of thousands per video. He could just document his life as he gets off the drugs and what ravaged they did to his body, getting healthy and fit, people would be interested. Start building bridges with creators, apologizing privetly to people without self flagelating.trying to clean up ians online image is missing the point. what he needs to do after dumping anus and selling his ratchet ass house is to delete all his socials and get a fucking job.
hes actively being a danger to himself, his own sanity and his own livelihood with every second he spends online, he seriously has to quit it and at most try to salvage some of the miscellaneous skills he gained along the way like video editing. even that is risky cuz it might pull him back into the online clout vortex.He has no skills, he only has his his online presence. He can still pull hundreds of thousands per video. He could just document his life as he gets off the drugs and what ravaged they did to his body, getting healthy and fit, people would be interested. Start building bridges with creators, apologizing privetly to people without self flagelating.
He can still pull the ship around, he wont do it but its more then possible
Apparently Ethan said the nuke would be on someone "no one would've guessed", so it's definitely not the Jomhas or Hasan.Has he said its about The Raped? Could be the turk.
10 Bucks it´s on Anisa's mom.Apparently Ethan said the nuke would be on someone "no one would've guessed", so it's definitely not the Jomhas or Hasan.
My guess would be either Dane or Seandablack (or whatever he is calling himself).Apparently Ethan said the nuke would be on someone "no one would've guessed", so it's definitely not the Jomhas or Hasan.
Sorry for doubleposting but the person who did Ian's fanart is a he/it autistic tumblrina with a hyperfixation on the cancer crew lmao.