💤 Inactive Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Miragestallio said:
I am getting reports that Zoey raped and brutally murdered a horse behind an Arby's in 1990. It is speculated that the motive behind the incident was because the horse had eaten her carrots when she was coming home from the grocery store that day
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You should probably stay away then.
 
Miragestallio said:
Broccoli is high in raffinose, which can cause indigestion
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Carrots are still the superior option, as long as she supplements her diet, she'll be good 👍
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Most orange foods are literally god-tier. Zoey should eat her carrots and be healthy. Carrot purée goes well with salmon. Carrots go well with anything. Like your juice? A carrot makes it better. Like your red meat? Have a side of grilled carrots. Like your funny vegan food? CARROTS. Do you like potato chips? TRY CARROT CRISPS.

If you don't have a carrot a day you're literally a nigger.
 
Please dont bother Zoey for a while. Shes taking a break from the internet to medically recoup after all that horse fucking. I hope she gets better and am glad shes taking the propper precautions in order to not end up like Mr.Hands
 
a-Lager said:
Please dont bother Zoey for a while. Shes taking a break from the internet to medically recoup after all that horse fucking. I hope she gets better and am glad shes taking the propper precautions in order to not end up like Mr.Hands
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No. You misunderstand. SHE is the one who molests horses. Not the other way around. Think less Mr.Hands and more Kero the wolf
 
She tried to start some fujo reblog chain on Tumblr.
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Trombonista said:
You should feel ashamed for posting such a cruel image. For everyone who was disturbed by this image, I have an antidote:
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OMG, really? In case you didn't notice, that's a raccoon that the guy is throwing, not a cat. It got into his apartment, and I can't believe he actually grabbed it(I would've clubbed it with something). Looked like something the looney girl would do just for fun. Thank you for the spoiler tag, though.
 
Count Grishnackh said:
OMG, really? In case you didn't notice, that's a raccoon that the guy is throwing, not a cat. It got into his apartment, and I can't believe he actually grabbed it(I would've clubbed it with something). Looked like something the looney girl would do just for fun. Thank you for the spoiler tag, though.
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pretty sure the raccoon was attacking his dog or cat can't remember for sure tho
 
I didn't even realize it was a raccoon until I looked at it again a moment ago. Anyway, armadillos>raccoons.
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