💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[The Secret Sauce]

I 1000% stand corrected, my dude.

Simple as.

 

[orangecat]

I'm sure part of the reason Ian didn't bother with his cardio and training (other than being lazy) is he had already given up on winning due to Anisa constantly saying he'd lose, hence there was no point training if he would lose anyway. But most of it is definitely the "telling your dentist you flossed daily when he can tell you didn't" situation.

 

[mars]

I'm sure part of the reason Ian didn't bother with his cardio and training (other than being lazy) is he had already given up on winning due to Anisa constantly saying he'd lose, hence there was no point training if he would lose anyway. But most of it is definitely the "telling your dentist you flossed daily when he can tell you didn't" situation.

I'm like 50/50 on whether Anisa gave him his own routine to practice alone instead of the trainer's routine. She's an expert of course!

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I'm sure part of the reason Ian didn't bother with his cardio and training (other than being lazy) is he had already given up on winning due to Anisa constantly saying he'd lose, hence there was no point training if he would lose anyway. But most of it is definitely the "telling your dentist you flossed daily when he can tell you didn't" situation.

i think its even worse than that, ian really comes off like someone whos never achieved anything in his life simply thru practice. i dont think he ever believed he would get good at boxing. he doesnt even like boxing

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Again, since people apparently missed it, THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING TODAY. Yesterday Ethan said it was pushed back to Thursday because his internet was down all weekend.

That fucker lives in like a 10 million dollar mansion but he can't go buy some data sims to keep his house online for 2 days? Curse your Jewishness Ethan, it's like you don't want Ian and Anisa to win LOTY.

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

There is still redemption for Ian "Jomha" If he decides to actually divorce and fix his own life
If he actually plans to turn his life around, there is hope always

 

[Slur Generator]

There is still redemption for Ian "Jomha" If he decides to actually divorce and fix his own life
If he actually plans to turn his life around, there is hope always

Technically true but he is a proper lolcow and he will never overcome his condition.

 

[BussyBusta]

If we're being pedantic shin splints are a type of fracture and fracture is a break, but to phrase it as a break with no other information is extremely misleading. She's just a cunt with a "well actually.." way out.

What? No it's not. It's inflammation of the muscle and other tissue surrounding the shin. It can be complicated or caused by fractures but that isn't required for a shin splint diagnosis.

Edit: Pretty sure you're confusing shin splints with stress fractures. Which he could have had to get the weaselly "broke both shins" wording.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Anisa Jomha made another pie that looks just as bad as her last one:

 

[Eventide]

Anisa Jomha made another pie that looks just as bad as her last one:
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Of course Anisa's pies baking skills are terrible. The saying goes "American as Apple Pie" Anisa is a Canuck!

On a serious note, though, I wonder why Anisa hasn't done the lolcow wife-influencer thing by now, and released a cookbook? She could share her traditional Muslim Lebanese porkchop recipes, ugly peanut butter cookies, and more!

 

[D is for Stupid]

Save Idubbbz from Anisa

Let's say he grows a spine and leaves her.

Do you think they have a prenup? If they divorce she's taking half of everything of monetary value.

He's fucked. And of he's being passive aggressive and holding it all in, eventually he will snap and lose everything as anus will say she's the victim the whole time in court.

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

Technically true but he is a proper lolcow and he will never overcome his condition.

lolcow always, but he can definitely escape the demon if he really wants to, even if it fucks him up. I'd rather be homeless myself than having a demonic entity on my side controlling my whole life

 

[anliteralidiot]

Edit: Pretty sure you're confusing shin splints with stress fractures. Which he could have had to get the weaselly "broke both shins" wording.

I think she meant shin splints, because she's stupid, and probably thought about how some broken bones need to be set in a splint. Ergo, having shin splints means they're totally broke.

 

[Eventide]

Let's say he grows a spine and leaves her.

Do you think they have a prenup? If they divorce she's taking half of everything of monetary value.

He's fucked. And of he's being passive aggressive and holding it all in, eventually he will snap and lose everything as anus will say she's the victim the whole time in court.

He's not leaving her.

& since they're lolcows in the Beautyparlour section, I fully expect Anisa to have a baby to "save her marriage/lockdown Ian 'cause she always wanted to be a mom" (or an anchor baby for US immigration reasons).

 

[Alber]

He's not leaving her.

& since they're lolcows in the Beautyparlour section, I fully expect Anisa to have a baby to "save her marriage/lockdown Ian 'cause she always wanted to be a mom" (or an anchor baby for US immigration reasons).

SHE'LL GLADLY SHIT OUT A BROCCOLI-HAIRED NIGGERBABY TO MAKE IDUBBZ RAISE IT

 

[TokiBun]

Anisa Jomha made another pie that looks just as bad as her last one:
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Why is the crust all mangled? The dish looks dirty and gross too.
0/10 that pie can probably give you a new foodborne illness.

 

[Amaranthy]

There is still redemption for Ian "Jomha" If he decides to actually divorce and fix his own life
If he actually plans to turn his life around, there is hope always

there's no redemption if he leaves her, which i doubt he would, he's not being manipulated by some succubus, he chose to want this type of life

 

[Trans Randy]

Let's say he grows a spine and leaves her.

Do you think they have a prenup? If they divorce she's taking half of everything of monetary value.

He's fucked. And of he's being passive aggressive and holding it all in, eventually he will snap and lose everything as anus will say she's the victim the whole time in court.

If he was to break up, Anisa would immediately run to her Breadtube and OnlyFans whore friends and go "uhhmm actually, I left him, because he RAPED me".
And who would Ian have to turn to to dispute it? He's lost Joji and the Australians. He's driven away Ethan and Hila. His current "friends" are Anisa's friends. Even Dane is now just an Anisa simp.


That's why he will never, ever leave her. And that's exactly why Anisa has been doing what she has been doing.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Anisa Jomha made another pie that looks just as bad as her last one:
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Leave it to Anisa to make Banquet frozen TV dinner pies look more appetizing than whatever this abomination is.

 

[Leo Frank]

Anisa Jomha made another pie that looks just as bad as her last one:
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“She came back” as if she wasn’t already staying with Maureen

Shut up, anus. No one misses you guys posting besides us a logs. Not a soul. I’m so happy she’s returning to streaming.. she’s never left streaming, announced her comeback, came back for three day to like 56 people and quit before! I’m sure Ian’s streaming will be just as riveting.


She also acts like she hasn’t seen her family in forever when they go there like at minimum three times a year. Also… “our” loved ones. Yes, I’m sure Ian absolutely loves your batshit mom and brothers and sisters he has nothing in common with. I’m sure they have such empathetic, caring and stimulating conversations.