💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AltisticRight]

Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast?​

2348 chat messages by 329 unique chatters. $120.98 in 23 superchats. Unknown number of supertips.

Supertips leaderboard as of right now. Nick got beaten by the puppet (6.52k subscribers), Melton (15k), and Perry Caravello, a fedora-wearing boomer with 23k subscribers.

https://supertip.gg/leaderboard

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He also lost another 1k subscribers on Friday.
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In a few more months it'll be three years since this thread was moved. Soon Nick will have been a lolcow for longer than he was a successful streamer.

Not even the top three dabbleverse streamer, while having more subscribers than ALL OF THEM COMBINED.

How SHAMEFUL. PATHETIC.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Not only that, but...

HARDIN HAS HIS OWN ATTORNEY! HE'S NOT WRITING THE GODDAMNED THINGS!

What's happening here is that Nick is projecting. He throws money at Randazza and White to make half-baked arguments that he no doubt has significant input in. Not everybody is as retarded as he is.

Is he working pro bono in both cases? I thought he was representing Josh still in the original, and his lawyer representing Hardin in the new one.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick is projecting again.
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So Nick's an expert on what Matthew Hardin thinks, too - add it to the list between "cocaine-based ADHD prevention" and "wagyu steak cooking." No wonder he can't sleep, his brain's like a universal freakin computer, it must be exhausting knowing every possible thing.

 

[Captain Manning]

The longer it goes, the more i start to belive that mountain Jews were better versed in Law than Nick is,

Russel fucking Greer is better versed in the law than Nicholas Rekieta is.

I'll stop short of claiming Nick is worse than David Stebbins though. Because that would constitute an insane level of alogging, and you'd all be right to mock me if I did it.

Is he working pro bono in both cases? I thought he was representing Josh still in the original, and his lawyer representing Hardin in the new one.

Null is not a party in either legal action related to the bodycam. In both cases it's Hardin and his lawyer.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick is projecting again.
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Lol!

I may not know @Null in person, but given that we’ve spend hours in his company on various podcasts and streams over the years, I think it’s safe to say that he’s not the type to scream and bully AT HIS PRO BONO lawyer, to take a course of action his legal experience disagrees with.

I do know a hysterical faggot in Minnesota who’d take exactly that kind of action though. And whose lawyer oddly enough has filed more than his fair share of brain dead motions.

 

[Lurking9e9]

How is Nick going to afford all these lolsuits he is getting himself into?

 

[Null]

I am known for being very charismatic and persuasive and capable of convincing people to do things for me for free, in instances where I am not even a party. Reminds me of that time I convinced Rekieta to pull up and stop stuffing things in his wife's butt and cheating on her and doing drugs and visiting Jamaica to swing with black men and abandoning his children.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I am known for being very charismatic and persuasive and capable of convincing people to do things for me for free, in instances where I am not even a party. Reminds me of that time I convinced Rekieta to pull up and stop stuffing things in his wife's butt and cheating on her and doing drugs and visiting Jamaica to swing with black men and abandoning his children.

Yeah, but, but, his ODD... he just can't be convinced!
(Because he's a petulant child who's incapable of learning.)

Null is not a party in either legal action related to the bodycam. In both cases it's Hardin and his lawyer.

Okay, thanks for the info.

 

[Fapcop]

It shouldn't be a violation. It's not a criminal charge.

It would certainly raise your PO's eyebrows and be a good way to get noticed.

I do believe you left out the most crucial part here: What would the consequences of Nick VIOLATING a restraining order have on his probation.

Because if either Mama K, Kurt or Aaron (or anyone else on Nick’s numerous hit list) took out one, you know there’s no fucking way Nick would be able to be a good boy.

The man has the self control of a retarded, toothless pit bull.. Shit, I reckon there’s at least a 50% chance he’ll violate it just because stupid daddy government told him there’s something he can’t do.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am known for being very charismatic and persuasive and capable of convincing people to do things for me for free, in instances where I am not even a party. Reminds me of that time I convinced Rekieta to pull up and stop stuffing things in his wife's butt and cheating on her and doing drugs and visiting Jamaica to swing with black men and abandoning his children.

I remember that.

It's a good thing you did that, and he listened, otherwise the page count of thread would be close to hitting five digits.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

How is Nick going to afford all these lolsuits he is getting himself into?

You don’t have to pay if you win.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.

Edit: clarification

I've noticed Nick loves harping about emotional damages. He's doing the same thing with Aaron showing one person a nude of his wife.

How are Nick's children emotionally harmed by two people seeing evidence of Nick's drug arrest vs them being harmed by.... Nick doing drugs and getting arrested.

 

[Desktop User2]

Water?

What the fuck are you talking about? Every piece of organic material loses water due to protein curdling or cell breaking during cooking, every piece of organic material is mostly made out of water.

You're doing it wrong. I form it into small square patties 125 grams in weight, 1 inch thick x 2 inches wide x 3 three inches long and brown them two at a time. Brown the large flat sides first -- takes about a minute a side in a hot pan, then do the long edges. (I don't bother with the short edges.)

It really doesn´t matter because you only get to brown a thin layer that the side fond in a large pan would yield anyway. It´s just a waste of time.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.

Edit: clarification

I hope he does. The county entering the bodycam as evidence after balldoguarding would be peak kino. Then again, they’d probably just settle out of court and name a branch of the local library after Mommy Celeste.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Nick is projecting again.
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I know he's just lying and intentionally misrepresenting the case, but repeatedly saying Null is suing him and not Hardin himself makes him look like the dumbest nigger lawyer alive who must not be able to read filings correctly.

 

[RotPockets]

Porn in the kids' rooms?

Something made the officer cover his body camera during his search of the kids’ room?

 

[SargonF00t]

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Yeah EVS wishes he was April

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Kiwi Farms Ate A Hard Loss Today

People are trying to get their hands on the bodycam footage since the day of his arrest. His wife and children are on it. The law is totally on his side and therefore Nick is confident no one will see it. Matthew Hardin is suing everyone, except Nick. "Kiwi Farms ate a hard loss today." "It's funny that the first big "L" that Kiwi Farms has really taken in court came from the worst lawyer ever and expect some more of them Josh."

MNPublicRecords

Nick calls Josh sneaky in this lawsuit. He suspects Josh has a link to @MNPublicRecords and they are helping Josh. Nick thinks the clerk that misclassified the bodycam is @MNPublicRecords, but it's only pure speculation.

Matthew Hardin

Nick's been having a great day, but is still upset that two "people" unlawfuly saw the bodycam. Matthew Hardin has personal interest in obtaining the bodycam.

Nick Loves Black People

Nick Will Never Release the Bodycam Footage (warning: ear rape)

Nick's Explanation of Why the Bodycam was Admitted.

Nick means to say "Officer Brannis" instead of Officer Nestor in this clip.

He gives the rundown on how April was mirandized by Brannis and she asks for a lawyer. He leaves and Pomplin takes his place. Pomplin violates April's 6th amendment's rights by asking questions. Nick says he was going to assert her 6th amendment's rights by proxy during the omnibus. He goes over MNDES. The bodycam footage was uploade to MNDES. Nick explains that if something is offered up to the court and it is admissable, then it becomes "admitted" as evidence. The clerk, you know MNPublicRecords, made a clerical mistake and marked the videos as evidence. As a result, two fat women looked at it. Lastly, he hints at a lawsuit against Kandyohi County. There would be eight plaintiffs -that's Nick, Kayla and their five children- each with two disclosures. Each disclosure can get between $1,000 to $15,000 getting Nick up to $240,000. "That's a lot of fucking money!"

Bodycam Footage Should Have Never Been Public

I think Nick is saying Hardin did not serve Kayla and the kids who are in the footage. Remember how Nick complains that he has to manually check to see if he is scheduled for a drug test? Well, he has the same approach to the bodycam footage. Why would he have to look to see if the bodycam is available to the public.

Hardin is Acting Suspect

Nick takes another litigious jab at Kandyohi County.

"This is Where Things Get Complicated"

"Someone allowed all of this to happen."

As an aside, it's very difficult trying to figure out what he says here because of all the waffling and his vagueness.

Nick Cannot Let This Go

Someone Owes Nick 6K

 

[SigmaBalls]

Kiwi Farms Ate A Hard Loss Today

Thank you and everyone else who does these nice written out summaries of Nick clips, so i never ever have to go out of my way to listen to that faggot's weasely nasally faggy voice.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I do believe you left out the most crucial part here: What would the consequences of Nick VIOLATING a restraining order have on his probation.

Because if either Mama K, Kurt or Aaron (or anyone else on Nick’s numerous hit list) took out one, you know there’s no fucking way Nick would be able to be a good boy.

The man has the self control of a retarded, toothless pit bull.. Shit, I reckon there’s at least a 50% chance he’ll violate it just because stupid daddy government told him there’s something he can’t do.

I mean, he's already violating his probation with his drug abuse, so yeah, the issue is more that the county doesn't seem to care. And probably still wouldn't. Despite that being insane.