🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Daytona Fox]

Sorry buddy but the features are being reserved incase the lawyer farts on stream again.

spoke too soon

 

[Trombonista]

@Kees H isn't dead, right? Right?

 

[The Last Cigarette]

I wonder how Bossman would do in Balatro. Could be a good replacement therapy to gambling, his personality and love for gambling could make him a good candidate while live chat would still watch him inevitably fuck up as Jimbo the Clown taunts him after losing to the boss blind.

Probably not a particularly healthy choice but he wouldn't be losing any more money.

Ive seen Balatro mentioned a few times in the thread, so I will now run Bossman.exe to simulate how this would go.

BMJ: Man this looks clean! Doesn't this look clean chat? Okay so its like poker but it- hold on I just got a twenty dollar juicer, yeah buddy! Let me just exit this corny bullshit right quick.

Quick mine sesh and then im out. Come on, come on, come on, DEWD. thats four fucking loses in a row. How the fuck is high risk mines so risky? This is bullshit

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Tzoach himself featured the trek up Mt. Olympus. Επιστρέψαμε!

Hermes is also the Greek god of gambling, so he's the one to make offerings to in order to ensure quality gamba seshs.

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Kees H isn't dead, right? Right?

Hes been out for milk for 4 months. Hasnt called back. He's dead in our hearts.

 

[evilsponge]

Ive seen Balatro mentioned a few times in the thread, so I will now run Bossman.exe to simulate how this would go.

BMJ: Man this looks clean! Doesn't this look clean chat? Okay so its like poker but it- hold on I just got a twenty dollar juicer, yeah buddy! Let me just exit this corny bullshit right quick.

Quick mine sesh and then im out. Come on, come on, come on, DEWD. thats four fucking loses in a row. How the fuck is high risk mines so risky? This is bullshit

"Guys should I buy this Joker? Is this a good Joker? Are Jokers good in this game? brb guys I gotta charge my vape" *leaves for 30 minutes* "Alright guys just got a phat juice let me close this"

 

[Senior Frogmin]

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It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
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to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
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Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

To one sonic autist to another. He's high enough for angel island. Great climb and Rest in Peace.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

damn that last $149 from shuffle nice

 

[Xarpho's Return]

He is too fucking stupid to figure out how to play RDR2 or Elden Ring, you think he can figure out Balatro?

Didn't see he'd be good at it or know how to build a good Joker team (or listen to the people who would) but I'm pretty sure that Austin would know how to make a straight. But to really get addicted to Balatro you'd need to play just long enough to have a few decent Joker cards that can get you through the first two antes, and I don't think he'd have enough patience.

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

Crackieta fans could never care this much. They're all too busy cataloguing his queefs.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

This website is slowly becoming more fucked up and deranged and I love it.

Also, why does it look like bossman has gained weight/muscle? His forearms are decently big.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

I must poost

 

[mindlessobserver]

View attachment 7511412
It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
View attachment 7511445
to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
View attachment 7511424
Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

I love this forum.

 

[SandyCat]

@Kees H isn't dead, right? Right?

Probably just MIA hopefully.

If he's actually dead we can probably ask god to double or nothing

 

[RougeRed]

What happened to Kees H, anyway? I'd seen it mentioned that he wasn't around anymore but I never thought to ask what happened.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Probably just MIA hopefully.

If he's actually dead we can probably ask god to double or nothing

Relevant thread to remind Kiwis they can put in their will a clause for the executor of their estate to inform forum moderation of your passing.

 

[alogatog]

I wonder how Bossman would do in Balatro. Could be a good replacement therapy to gambling, his personality and love for gambling could make him a good candidate while live chat would still watch him inevitably fuck up as Jimbo the Clown taunts him after losing to the boss blind.

Probably not a particularly healthy choice but he wouldn't be losing any more money.

Wouldn’t make it past ante 1 let’s be so fucking for real bros

 

[Glowie]

Hell yeah it is, Quake 2 RTX is great.

A tiny little bite of a weed gummy so it evens things out a tiny bit, some S&V chips and some Quake is what the body needs, brother.

It can't be on run a potato clock unlike classic Quake 2, my body needs retard graphic to live.

 

[KingFrampt]

Is the age of niggermarking over so soon?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

View attachment 7511412
It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
View attachment 7511445
to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
View attachment 7511424
Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

And so we sneed on, boats against the current, born ceaselessly into the past.