🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Shuffle can't handle our boy's REAL and RAW emotions so now he's suspended. But touché, motherfucker, he couldn't win on their shitty ass site anyway.



 
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It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
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to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
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Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.
@Null feature this, a man literally climbed a mountain to tribute to BMJ/Kees
 
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Looks like general chat has been deleted after the table smashing.

Both general channel logs have been exported as a CSV and Excel spreadsheets, and are attached to this post as a ZIP. Enjoy!
 

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It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
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to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
View attachment 7511424
Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.
Absolutely based. Kees is gone, but never forgotten.
 
I wonder how Bossman would do in Balatro. Could be a good replacement therapy to gambling, his personality and love for gambling could make him a good candidate while live chat would still watch him inevitably fuck up as Jimbo the Clown taunts him after losing to the boss blind.

Probably not a particularly healthy choice but he wouldn't be losing any more money.
 
I remember not enjoying it as much as Q1 since its didn't grab me in the same way. Is it worth another a try?
One of the fun-killers in Quake 1 for me was limited ammo. I had to avoid wasting much. I don't enjoy budgeting much. Quake 2's infinite ammo pea shooter hit me in just the right way, and I spent a lot of extra time sniping and strafing and screwing around with enemies. Quake 1 is still the most fun I've ever had in an FPS, but Quake 2 was a lot of fun, and iD streamlining out the "levels" really worked for me.
 
I wonder how Bossman would do in Balatro. Could be a good replacement therapy to gambling, his personality and love for gambling could make him a good candidate while live chat would still watch him inevitably fuck up as Jimbo the Clown taunts him after losing to the boss blind.

Probably not a particularly healthy choice but he wouldn't be losing any more money.
He is too fucking stupid to figure out how to play RDR2 or Elden Ring, you think he can figure out Balatro?
 
Boss has some good clean CS2 fun (make sure to watch the end!)
 
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