2025 Israel vs Iran War

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
GilaCutter said:
It's also pretty much the only way to actually benefit from your American tax dollars.

USA is so pussywhipped by jews they won't spend a dime on their own citizens but will send billions to Israel so half the population can just sit around all day and study the fucking Torah.
Click to expand...
Also, free health care

Also, free paid maternity leave

Free shit for Jews.
 
Day of the Cope said:
I made a simulator for this thread.

Lemme know if it's accurate.
Click to expand...
i've added improvements.
sneedem.webp
 
SleeplessEcho said:
Presented without comment - audio on.
Click to expand...

Good God that is fucking brutal.

For anyone afraid to click it it's at a safe enough distance that you only get the impact and immediate aftermath, you don't see any gore. It's about as sfw as you'll get for something like this. RIP to that incredibly unlucky motherfucker, no need to dig through the records to know the outcome; that's a DOA.
 
Aight lets check in with the abbo cum drenched plastic mannequin known as PartisanGirl...
1749899206239.webp

Setting aside from the whole "all Iran needs to do is magically build a bomb right now and blow up all of Israel's army, its THAT simple" schtick, the fact she closes her pinned xeet with a fucking Event Horizon movie quote to show how edgy and srs she is genuinely made me wince in embarrassment reading this.
 
Judge Holden said:
Aight lets check in with the abbo cum drenched plastic mannequin known as PartisanGirl...
View attachment 7501745

Setting aside from the whole "all Iran needs to do is magically build a bomb right now and blow up all of Israel's army, its THAT simple" schtick, the fact she closes her pinned xeet with a fucking Event Horizon movie quote to show how edgy and srs she is genuinely made me wince in embarrassment reading this.
Click to expand...

'Forget about America'

'Treat it like North Korea does'

All North Korea does all day long is think about America. It's their entire identity at this point.
 
The actual nuclear option for Iran isn't a nuclear weapon, it is attacking oil sites in the region and laying waste to the strait of Hormuz and in doing so destroy the global economy through oil pricing rises and disruption.

Of course, bombing Tel Aviv probably wouldn't lead to a regional war, but bombing oil tankers and refineries probably would. They have options, but they'll save that for when there are no other options left. What Israel is doing would appear on the surface to be the requirements to weaken the military and hardware strength of Iran for an actual legitimate war, the question is, is Iran silly enough to waste all their drones and ballistic missiles to show "strength" and leave little for an actual war?

Why of course they are that silly.
 
Male Idiot said:
Bro, don't be dumb. I know muslims aren't known for their high Ballistic skills, but maybe don't run in the missile barrage, oy vey.
Click to expand...
If you can count on one thing in the war, it is Muslims attacking civilians during the night for maximum terror. During daytime there is virtually no danger.
 
Ryerose said:
Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.
Click to expand...
The same (((fellow americans))) who keep telling me i need to bend over and get ethnically replaced because im evil? Pass.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Now if Iran were invaded ala how we invaded Iraq in 2003, then yes I can see them supporting the regime. But bombing from the air =/= occupation or overthrow. It allows the people to do the heavy lifting without having to worry that an IRGC tank will show up and fuck up their protests.
Click to expand...

I can't think of anything more likely to alienate me than seeing an Israeli jet drop a firebomb on my grandmother because she lives next to a government official, all the while I've got some fat retarded reddit user telling me how this Israeli attitude will inspire me to rise up against my oppressors.

Wishful thinking at best, brain frying mental retardation at worse, don't expect raining terror from the sky to do anything but cause anger in Iran.
 
Ryerose said:
Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.
Click to expand...
cool maybe they shouldn't live in war torn shit holes. to bad Iran did actually have nuclear weapons and isreal is lying like usual to kill as many civilians as possible. I can't wait to see the news spin when isreal is dresdening all major iranian cities like jews normally do and how its very required to kill as many civilians as possible.
 
Thousands of Indians are still swarming all Israeli government posts because the IDF did not redeem Kashmir as part of Bharat benchod bastard jew dog.
Israel has lost the Mandate of the Loo.
 
GtSsHkeXIAA8uRP.webp
https://archive.is/1rImm
"Recent measures" (source: Google translate)
Surfin Terf said:
There was a pretty funny video where Hasan Piker is at some anti-Israel protest and takes a taxi. The driver happened to be an old Iranian refugee, so Hasan starts talking to him about how Iran is being bullied. The cabbie (not realizing that Hasan was looking for a specific response) starts going off on how the current regime is evil and Israel and America will destroy it. Hasan then hopes to get him pegged as an anti-Mossadegh hater, but (again, the driver still seemed to not realize that Hasan was trying to get a specific result) he talks about how he voted for Mossadegh but he was a failure as PM. This guy (who could have been a fascinating perspective to have stumbled into) was making Hasan feel uncomfortable by countering his narrative, so asks him to drop him off in the middle of traffic and walks the rest of the way.
Click to expand...
Here's the clip of the run-in.
Edit: Archive
 
Last edited:
I'm just wondering. A lot of MAGA people were saying, that under Trump, no wars would happen. He himself said that. He said that he would end the war in Ukraine. We are 6 months into his tenure, an so far

- A conflict between India and Pakistan
- A conflict between Israel and Iran
- Fuck all done to war in Ukraine

Also major civil unrest in America, 2nd time during his presidency.

Is everyone treating Trump like a joke? No one is taking him seriously?
 
Judge Holden said:
Aight lets check in with the abbo cum drenched plastic mannequin known as PartisanGirl...
View attachment 7501745

Setting aside from the whole "all Iran needs to do is magically build a bomb right now and blow up all of Israel's army, its THAT simple" schtick, the fact she closes her pinned xeet with a fucking Event Horizon movie quote to show how edgy and srs she is genuinely made me wince in embarrassment reading this.
Click to expand...
why this bitch doesn’t have her own thread I’ll never know
 
Foley said:
I'm just wondering. A lot of MAGA people were saying, that under Trump, no wars would happen. He himself said that. He said that he would end the war in Ukraine. We are 6 months into his tenure, an so far

- A conflict between India and Pakistan
- A conflict between Israel and Iran
- Fuck all done to war in Ukraine

Also major civil unrest in America, 2nd time during his presidency.

Is everyone treating Trump like a joke? No one is taking him seriously?
Click to expand...
>Not a war
>Not a war
>Didn't start under him

The U.S. Politics Thread is 2 blocks down. This thread is complaining about Jews, Muslims, hating both, arguing about it, or pointing and laughing.
 
Foley said:
I'm just wondering. A lot of MAGA people were saying, that under Trump, no wars would happen. He himself said that. He said that he would end the war in Ukraine. We are 6 months into his tenure, an so far

- A conflict between India and Pakistan
- A conflict between Israel and Iran
- Fuck all done to war in Ukraine

Also major civil unrest in America, 2nd time during his presidency.

Is everyone treating Trump like a joke? No one is taking him seriously?
Click to expand...
Trump... LIES???

1749903392454.webp

Although, credit where credit's due... I do think that he was a factor in nudging things to keep everything contained. I don't expect any actual happenings in the Middle East.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom