💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Kurt's uncivil law (1120 viewers) on the panel stream with Attorney Melanie Little (14,100) viewers.
Nick's Rekieta law ( 870 viewers) is watching another Kurt cooking stream.
 
The ghost of the nothingburger lingers


After Ralph claimed Keanu was taken advantage of by Hoffman, Keanu replies positively and makes a joke at Gabe's expense, and Gabe is now insulting her.

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(Keanu is a retarded bitch that can't understand why associating with Ralph and defending Coomalot's redo of healer stuff might be bad)
 

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Oxyjen said:
Seems a bit anti-semitic
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Nah, really?!

ICantLegallySayThat said:
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I wonder why his comedy career failed? I really dont understand how Nick could fuck up a jew joke with this good of a setup. It should be impossible.
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Getting some real “cop at Denny’s vibes”.

Vibralldo said:

After Ralph claimed Keanu was taken advantage of by Hoffman, Keanu replies positively and makes a joke at Gabe's expense, and Gabe is now insulting her.

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(Keanu is a retarded bitch that can't understand why associating with Ralph and defending Coomalot's redo of healer stuff might be bad)
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This Gabe fella seems like a bit of a fag. Can’t take the least bit of banter?
 
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Vibralldo said:

After Ralph claimed Keanu was taken advantage of by Hoffman, Keanu replies positively and makes a joke at Gabe's expense, and Gabe is now insulting her.

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If last night stirs up a bunch of new drama and feuds then it was 100% worth it. The Sektur is pretty stale right now.
 
Midnight Energy Drink said:
Nonsensical racial non-humor really gives me flashbacks to the coke stream, all that Asian part especially
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Hey, I’m all for a good 6 gazillion joke but that was just. Fucking dumb. Didn’t make the least bit of sense.

Nick really seems to be the kind of brainlet who thinks just saying: “nigger” is a joke worthy of applause.
 
Nick's fucking wired. He looks like he's on meth, eyes flitting at constant distractions, unable to keep still.

Fapcop said:
This Gabe fella seems like a bit of a fag. Can’t take the least bit of banter?
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Did he do this before? Because if he's going to get into nasty Twitter slapfights with the Sektur then he's as lame as the rest of them.

I think he really got the message that is revelation went down like a lead balloon.
 
Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
Only have time to check in on Nick.
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What a disaster for Nick. This is supposed to be the crescendo of the case. Nick used to have like 10 cohosts and the peak viewership numbers at this stage of the case.

Today, it's Nick, alone and looking sweaty and diseased. Get a good fan in that basement vault Nick. You need it!
 
Sneed Force One said:
What a disaster for Nick. This is supposed to be the crescendo of the case. Nick used to have like 10 cohosts and the peak viewership numbers at this stage of the case.

Today, it's Nick, alone and looking sweaty and diseased. Get a good fan in that basement vault Nick. You need it!
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He paid an absurd amount to have a mini split installed in the vault. It cost thousands just to drill through the concrete.


It's probably clogged with cocaine dust by now, though.
 
KiwiChud said:
Trashcast Balldo-Guard Special

*quote from stream*
"Yellowflash is jealous that he doesn't get to swing like Rekieta" - EVS
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EVS is such a fucking faggot. Putting aside all his comic books faggotry, just based on these clips he is a giant, balldowashing faggot.

This guy has approximate knowledge of the situation and yet he speaks with chest puffed out as he's the one in the ivory tower deciding truths.

YellowFlash brings up the Rugiet
EVS: "Nick was fucking two chicks, haha, if he needed viagra, how was he fucking two chicks?"
It's cause he was drugged out his mind and needed the pills to make his limp dick work

"OMG, guys, Nick had sex!! With 2 HOT women!!"
Nigga, this is a 40 year old man with 5 children lost in a drug haze, why are you acting as if you're reading a story out of HUSTLER magazine? It's not some fucking frat bro who's 22 from Alabama having sex with two chicks, it's a grown ass man having an adulterous, cucked, drug-induced relationship in his house with 5 children present.

Also, can anyone please point me to Elissa being the origin of Kayla being called Our Wife? I don't know if this true or not.
 
Kevin Brennan has Keanu on MLC right now and she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe. Before she came on, KB watched Karl and Moody saying condescendingly that “everybody knows” Nick’s daughter couldn’t get a second drug test because Nick already told us. (I think it was from this TLP stream that is still live.)

I didn’t think it was possible for such effeminate men to emasculate themselves any further. Mea culpa.
 
It's surreal that one of the biggest Sektur enjoyers is a filthy rich heeb who manages a hedge fund. That'd be like learning that Klaus Schwab is actually a big fan of Murdoch Murdoch.
 
Niggernerd said:
Lmao the Keanu streams so boring it didnt even make it on KC's promo
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WHOA BUDDY. You know it's bad when professional grifters don't want to touch it. I thought at least there would a segment about Keanu being a tech illiterate bimbo and Gabe quietly seething as Keanu takes 5 minutes to zoom in on a single image.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe.
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Literally all she had to do was fucking DM him and ask "Hey can we go over your topics tonight on my platform, I'd like to be prepared".

If he said no, tell him to fuck off.
But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

This was her entire thought process:
"Gabe + Hype = Cash"
Nothing else entered that equation. Nothing.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Literally all she had to do was fucking DM him and ask "Hey can we go over your topics tonight on my platform, I'd like to be prepared".

If he said no, tell him to fuck off.
But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

This was her entire thought process:
"Gabe + Hype = Cash"
Nothing else entered that equation. Nothing.
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Like when she became an OF whore. Just saw the easy money. Didn't see forever being labeled as an OF whore.
 
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