💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 172 24.5%
  • Total voters
    702
I don’t blame Gabe as much as I do Keanu for being a legitimate awful host. Gabe’s structure was bad, but I can see what he was angling for Nick is impulsive and doesn’t know the law (Sophie Long), Nick’s staunchest allies are awful people (Ralph), Nick watches and tries to expose people to fetish material that is creepy (Redo), and finally the allegations that Nick is abusive.

If it was with PPP, I can see it going a lot smoother and under two hours. PPP (and Warski) likely would’ve asked intelligent questions.

If this was Null sans iNTERNET problems it would’ve been commentary on the clips, some discussion of why the Sophie Long stuff was ethically bad for a lawyer, and likely how Nick sounds in DMs to say the abuse allegations sound believable.

It sounds like Keanu bitched out with the messages and Gabe had to scramble beyond him overselling it.
 
Harm said:
Gabe really sucks at this and in hindsight, it's staggering how much better this could have gone if he had reached out to someone who knows the full lore to fill in the gaps. He tried to paint Nick Rekieta as a pedophile, and all he had was Redo of Healer?

Where was the love for American Beauty? His revelation that the protagonist would've lived if they fucked the teenager? Where's the amolestinground slip up? Where's Nick gushing about his favorite porn stars who just happen to look like 14 year olds? Where's the roster of Nick's pedo buddies? Where's the clip of trad dad Nick talking about how pedos deserve love and mercy because Jesus said so? Where's his buddy Drexel who groomed the teenage girl? Where's Nick telling Vito "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Where's the litany of random accusations he's made of pedophilia against others? Where's the gross weird sex jokes about showing Mexican penises to children and jerking off in the family bathroom?

It'd be like making a whole ordeal about how DarksydePhil is bad with money and then completely omitting WWE Champions, his bankruptcy, and the bank leaks, just to go "look at all these video game statues he bought and doesn't need! Now, let's get into the big stuff. Keanu, have you heard of Doordash?"
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This whole thing seems like the result of only doing a cursory glance at the situation and trying to come back with what you find most "interesting" without asking more questions.
 
I think Keanu has a good heart, but she's dumber than a box of rocks for defending a degenerate closet homo Balldowasher like Cody (Camelot) and a disgusting Onlyfans e-thot like Xialand. Neither are her real friends. Nobody is a true friend in the Dabbleverse, just a bunch of useful idiots.
Nick didn't get a win, he is still A) A faggot (see EVS pic) and B) Just one massive narcissistic injury away from shame spiraling into oblivion. Hopefully not around his innocent kids.
I still firmly believe he will be in jail sooner or later for something, because he is incapable of taking accountability, and will continue to shoot himself in the foot.
The "baseball bat" incident he tried to get ahead of involved Nick threatening physical harm to Kayla one night in front of Aaron so he white knighted, grabbed a bat and got between them until Nick backed off. I think it happened at Aaron's house.
 
ICantLegallySayThat said:
View attachment 7497312Nick totally not seething about getting baited.

You aren't even rich if you wanna know the truth about it Gabe.
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Name the sources then, skelly. If they're so unreliable, why not name them? You've doxed and tried to harass your nanny with some of the dumbest lies already. What's another two or ten?

Vibralldo said:
every man's fantasy
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No man in their right mind fantasised about dialling back time so he can rape and torture people, specifically girls that wronged him, in his fucking adult form no less.
He's projecting his own porn-sick fantasies onto 50% of the world. Just like what he does with women being "boring, says a lot, dumb" and so on. He's just a piece of garbage.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Makes me question how much of An Open Secret Gabe was actually involved with
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Gabe said at the start of the stream he was the money guy (along with a friend). They paid some people to investigate and hired a doc team whose work they liked. That's usually all producers do... And then also take credit if things went well.

So doubtless Gabe will pin the fuck ups from this stream on Keanoo and call it a day.
Stiffy said:
The "baseball bat" incident he tried to get ahead of involved Nick threatening physical harm to Kayla one night in front of Aaron so he white knighted, grabbed a bat and got between them until Nick backed off. I think it happened at Aaron's house.
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Interestingly enough, Nick cornered Kayla in a half bath at Aaron's place, according to Aaron. It's almost like Nick has a pattern...
 
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Canard said:
And not know anything about her online appearances.
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And not see this and instead of giving her a damages award, have an exorcism ordered.
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And demand to know of Aaron: "Dude, you fucked THIS? WHY?"
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@AnOminous is right. He did none of them any favors though with this piss poor showing.
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As they say, a Shanda fur die Goyim
 
If they've had the white trash screaming match where they try and gode the other person into hitting them multiple times with witnesses then crazy shit happens all the time in that house. There have always been red flags that at a minimum Nick had anger problems and Kayla was a dippy space cadet with a tackle box full of pills, but like everyone's got flaws and they did a decent job of keeping a lid on it until they didn't.

At this point I think Nick and Kayla just constantly kick the shit out of each other and then Nick huts the kids if they try and do anything about it.

Every day I hope more and more that the papers the oldest ambushed Nick with a while back were enlistment papers.
 
I tapped out last night after an hour. Gabe going on weird tangents about how tall he is and why that doesn't matter and he totally doesn't care about being 5'7", to him summarizing videos I had the same epiphany as everyone else: this guy just read KF lmao. The funniest part is that Nick was still melting down over it and got self-owned even though this easily could've been the ultra rare Balldo W.
 
WHY THE F ARE FOLKS SAYING NICK GOT A W?!?

1: Gabe announces he has dirt on Nick.
2: Nick tries to preempt the interview by revealing he chokeslammed his kid.
3: Gabe’s stream turns out to be kind of meh (Haven’t watched it).

Where exactly is the W?!

I dunno, maybe I’m a little slow, but I fail to see any W’s here.
 
Found this underrated screen grab of Crackets looking like an absolute bum, complete with begging cup, on the first page of the thread.
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Thought it would be fun to see what he would look like in more appropriate surroundings.
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It's just a reupload of yesterday's rant. He tries to disguise it as being about Karen Read when really it's about himself. He basically says that he was pressured into pleaing guilty because he was afraid of losing (and its consequences) if it went to trial. He further argues that guilty people should be "let go" if the state doesn't have a strong enough case. It's just sour grapes on his end.

Nick has lost the "street cred" to legitimately complain about the government because it will always come across as sour grapes. It will always come across as him whining that he was punished by the government for abusing drugs (and his family) instead of a principled, dignified stance against potential government overreach.
 
Fapcop said:
WHY THE F ARE FOLKS SAYING NICK GOT A W?!?

1: Gabe announces he has dirt on Nick.
2: Nick tries to preempt the interview by revealing he chokeslammed his kid.
3: Gabe’s stream turns out to be kind of meh (Haven’t watched it).

Where exactly is the W?!

I dunno, maybe I’m a little slow, but I fail to see any W’s here.
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It's a W in the same way him getting his kids back was a W to him.

Sure he got caught with tons of drugs around his children in a home that looked like a crack den while carrying on in a degenerate 3 way relationship that involved making one of the women bleed and the other having a balldo shoved into her ass, while Nick himself was revealed to have drug induced ED and be a cuck AND at least bisexual from all his dealings with the Toe. Then on top of that his 9 year old is revealed to have cocaine in her system.

"...BUT MY KIDS DIDN'T GET TAKEN AWAY PERMANENTLY BISH! BROKE DICK JOSH MOON AND THE KAREN FARMS ARE DEFEATED!"
 
john marston said:
It's just a reupload of yesterday's rant. He tries to disguise it as being about Karen Read when really it's about himself. He basically says that he was pressured into pleaing guilty because he was afraid of losing (and its consequences) if it went to trial. He further argues that guilty people should be "let go" if the state doesn't have a strong enough case. It's just sour grapes on his end.

Nick has lost the "street cred" to legitimately complain about the government because it will always come across as sour grapes. It will always come across as him whining that he was punished by the government for abusing drugs (and his family) instead of a principled, dignified stance against potential government overreach.
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I've yet to see how the state's case was weak

They proved that literally everything Nick was accused of was true and their warrant was airtight

Is Nick not streaming today? Isn't this literally his job that's keeping him out of jail?
 
Fapcop said:
WHY THE F ARE FOLKS SAYING NICK GOT A W?!?

1: Gabe announces he has dirt on Nick.
2: Nick tries to preempt the interview by revealing he chokeslammed his kid.
3: Gabe’s stream turns out to be kind of meh (Haven’t watched it).

Where exactly is the W?!

I dunno, maybe I’m a little slow, but I fail to see any W’s here.
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In his cokebrain, he got a win because it was boring and he totally pwned them with his insults.
So let's hope that confidence makes him act even more retarded.
 
Stiffy said:
Nick didn't get a win
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Sadly, he did, for this chapter. Despite all the information available - and texts that Keanu did not read out - Gabe and Keanu fucking failed.

Nick's planning to go live in 35 min, for which will he'll probably be an hour late because the man has no clue how to be professional, keep time, or manage expectations. And, because I choose to (no one asked; I'm not being a martyr), I will be summarizing him laughing uproariously at Gabe and Keanu. It will be painful, but I can see an Ws and Ls where they rest.

It is what it is. For now.
 
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